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Duct Tape Engineer posted:It's a universal rule that all corporate training videos are terrible and made with the lowest cost actors possible. it's a goof and not a real video sorry
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:It's a universal rule that all corporate training videos are terrible and made with the lowest cost actors possible. I remember having to watch one on building interpersonal relationships that I'm certain had the guy that played Neelix on Star Trek Voyager.
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Vakal posted:I remember having to watch one on building interpersonal relationships that I'm certain had the guy that played Neelix on Star Trek Voyager. I know what you meant, but my first thought was that it actually featured Neelix, which would be incredible.
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Jul 22, 2023 16:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AAQT6ifGys Not happy at your job? Just let smile and fake it!!
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Nenonen posted:I went on a new (bought as used from Germany) ride in the same amusement park as in my previous post, Linnanmäki in Helsinki. The ride was open for the first day so of course me and my dad got in the line. It was one of those rides where the cars go through a loop back and forth, stop upside down and so on. There I was sitting with my father next to me and the safety archs come down... except mine didn't lock in place. As the ride starts going I tell this to my dad and for the next I dunno how many minutes he's struggling to keep me from falling with all his strength. Fortunately it was me on the faulty seat instead of him, I doubt I could have helped him from falling down! deep memory unlocked: There's a wooden coaster called The Cheetah at Wild Adventures in Georgia, I was definitely too short to ride but my dad was like "ehh cmon guy" and they let us on. This seemed like a Cool Dad Move until, on the downslope portions, we discovered that my tiny child body likes to fall slower than the roller coaster. We discovered this because I lifted out of the seat and had to physically pull myself down in order to just not fly up and out. I was so small and skinny, he had to hold me down for the rest of the ride. Really blew a hole in his "there's no reason to be scared of it" theory.
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CommieGIR posted:5 over 1s are OSHA personified. Gigantic gently caress off building made of flammable materials filled with oil.  every one of those Stick over Podium buildings are modern tenement buildings. There was a really good article from the LA times about a decade ago that went through the very OSHA-level logical leaps that are involved to make them legal -  it involves loopholes in two fire codes being joined together from the 60s IIRCThey're all deathtraps
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Armacham posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AAQT6ifGys I had a boss who was a legit believer in this and it loving sucked rear end
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ComradePyro posted:we discovered that my tiny child body likes to fall slower than the roller coaster. We discovered this because I lifted out of the seat and had to physically pull myself down in order to just not fly up and out. That's not how gravity works  Either everybody was lifted out of their seats, or nobody was, and looking at those restraints, I'm going with "nobody".
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Xakura posted:That's not how gravity works It's an apparent effect. As you crest a hill, your momentum is upward. The coaster starts going down and you feel lifted out of your seat as the restraints act on you to pull you down with the coaster. It's not that you fall slower than the coaster, it's that the coaster starts falling before you do.
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well I think if you're not too short to be riding, you'd be caught by the lap bar no problem. I was about 7 so I didn't take the time to do the math on the physics involved, do let me know what you come up with. E: I googled it and what I'm guessing you're seeing is not the same restraints as I experienced, it was just a pull-in lap bar, they changed the carts later on.
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ComradePyro posted:deep memory unlocked: There's a wooden coaster called The Cheetah at Wild Adventures in Georgia, I was definitely too short to ride but my dad was like "ehh cmon guy" and they let us on. This seemed like a Cool Dad Move until, on the downslope portions, we discovered that my tiny child body likes to fall slower than the roller coaster. We discovered this because I lifted out of the seat and had to physically pull myself down in order to just not fly up and out. I was so small and skinny, he had to hold me down for the rest of the ride. This you? https://youtu.be/KYgEn_xQQKI E: wait you said skinny. This is bizarro you. DR FRASIER KRANG fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jul 22, 2023 |
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ComradePyro posted:deep memory unlocked: There's a wooden coaster called The Cheetah at Wild Adventures in Georgia, Used to be, they tore it down a year or two back.
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RatHat posted:Jesus Christ. How do you ever go on another rollercoaster after that? In the end, while my traumatizing experience gave me years of nightmares, in the end it got me super interested in how rollercoasters work and I studied to become the guy who takes care of the maintenance of every machine in the park and now they know me as the Amusement Park Killer  Or I just took it as an excitingly scary experience as no one was hurt. I've hurt myself worse with bicycles as a kid but that never stopped me from climbing back on either... or maybe I'm just too stupid to learn. 
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Nenonen posted:In the end, while my traumatizing experience gave me years of nightmares, in the end it got me super interested in how rollercoasters work and I studied to become the guy who takes care of the maintenance of every machine in the park and now they know me as the Amusement Park Killer you sure there's not, uh...any other reasons they might call you that?
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GotLag posted:Janice rules
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That's definitely a core memory unlocked.
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You only get the korok if you land in the circle sorry.
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bird with big dick posted:Janice is emotionally abusive. What about Sarah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE
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Why did they need to add "on the plataforms" to the "no one was injured" statement?
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Why did they need to add "on the plataforms" to the "no one was injured" statement? The conductor was executed
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Xakura posted:That's not how gravity works The roller coaster has a lot more mass relative to its ærodynamic drag. Feathers and lead balls fall at the same speed on the Moon, but not in Earth’s atmosphere.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I know what you meant, but my first thought was that it actually featured Neelix, which would be incredible. yes please give us every corporate safety video ever as told by neelix except if we're gonna go down that road we might as well make it somebody cool like aragorn or the hound
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I feel like Neelix would be perfect for a horrifically violent Forklift Driver Klaus-esque warning film, you can have Viggo for your more banal ones.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I feel like Neelix would be perfect for a horrifically violent Forklift Driver Klaus-esque warning film, you can have Viggo for your more banal ones. Guest starring Kes on why you don’t do drugs.
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:It's a universal rule that all corporate training videos are terrible and made with the lowest cost actors possible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:It's a universal rule that all corporate training videos are terrible and made with the lowest cost actors possible. except for surviving edged weapons that poo poo goes hard
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 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ry00alRk2S1r0uzl6.mp4 quote:Passengers and staff aboard a train in Semarang, Indonesia, were extremely lucky to survive a horrific train accident on July 18. The passenger train collided with a truck that had broken down on the tracks at a railroad crossing, causing a huge fireball explosion. Miraculously, no one was seriously injured in the incident.
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Sagebrush posted:Why do trucks always break down on railroad crossings? It's the law of the universe, just like how your car never starts when you're chased by a serial killer.
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Sagebrush posted:Why do trucks always break down on railroad crossings? They break down everywhere, you only hear about it when they break down on the train tracks.
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