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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Thank gently caress that wasn't given, would've been unbelievably harsh

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



There's so many Swedish players in the South African penalty box you'd think they were Dutch.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
The south African 11 is nuts. Fast and skilled.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Goooooaaal

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
lmao Sweden

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Oh Jesus Christ she landed on the bar

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
The 11 made the Swedish defender look like she was on a treadmill

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
:letsgo:

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
well now!

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



a real chump posted:

Oh Jesus Christ she landed on the bar

Looks like she hosed up her wrist.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Of *course* something cool happened while I was boarding my plane to Auckland and not during the 45 minutes I was just waiting at the gate and watching.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
😬

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
We still *technically* haven't had a game where both teams score.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



whypick1 posted:

We still *technically* haven't had a game where both teams score.

It was a Rolfö goal.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



https://twitter.com/oranjevrouwen/status/1683005616145547264?s=20

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
That’s a heartbreaker

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Grimson posted:

It was a Rolfö goal.

The feed I was looking at said it was an OG before I had to go dark. Regardless, stuff only started happening after I was unable to watch, so you're welcome everybody.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


didn't realize you could have an offside on the corner

i'm not sure thats anymore offside than the winner in the China Denmark game

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


dutch are waiting on eggshells

Goal is given, Van der Gragt's header counts. Roord is deemed to not have been obstructing Perira.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Yeah that’s 100% a goal, she didn’t touch the ball and didn’t stop the keeper from attempting a save

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Definitely a nice change of pace to not see the players screaming like banshees at every ref decision like you see in the men’s game.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Danielle Van De Donk, another shithousery expert.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TDepressionEarl posted:

didn't realize you could have an offside on the corner

You certainly can be (it's throw-ins you can't be offside for), but there's often a player on the goal line with the keeper making it impossible for the other team to be offside.

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

whypick1 posted:

You certainly can be (it's throw-ins you can't be offside for), but there's often a player on the goal line with the keeper making it impossible for the other team to be offside.

What's to stop the entire defensive team from running outside the box and rendering everyone offside?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
You cant be offside behind the ball.

Also I don't understand this Portuguese goal kick routine

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Beerensteyn sees the entire target but hooks it to the right ooh no

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

a real chump posted:

You cant be offside behind the ball.

Oh yeah, forgot about that :downs:

There's at most 1m of space between the ball and the goal line (radius of the corner arc), so it's basically impossible to be offside on a corner even with no defender on the goal line, but not impossible impossible.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Van der Gragt lays out that wingforward Diana Silva? with a gridiron style body blow jeez thats lucky thats not yellow.

no intent sure, but that's an irresponsible use of size when you leave your feet like that.

ed.names are tricky

TDepressionEarl fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Jul 23, 2023

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

For the record, the stadium in Dunedin is known as The Lunchbox.

The one in Wellington is often called The Cake Tin.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Beerensteyn does that 60th minute strike better, curls pretty as a picture and tests Perira to hop into readiness.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


edogawa rando posted:

For the record, the stadium in Dunedin is known as The Lunchbox.

The one in Wellington is often called The Cake Tin.

:yum:

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


i like the soft first touch from the netherlands back line. clearance doesn't need to involve the whole leg or even the whole boot.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Ana Borges enters for Dolores Silva ayyyyi portugal have two D. Silva, Diana Silva remains in

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



I kinda like the recycled plastic esthetic of the Portuguese jersey

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

None of the other stadiums have cool nicknames, unfortunately.

And if anyone is wondering, the red, white and black flag next to the NZ one up in the stadiums is the Tino Rangatira flag, and is pretty much considered the flag representing Māori, the indigenous people of New Zealand.

It’s also pretty neat to see the Māori names of the host cities prominently displayed like they are too.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Bourricot posted:

I kinda like the recycled plastic esthetic of the Portuguese jersey

yeah minute 55 or so, tv cut to a drumming ultra in that and it sold me the kit. fit kit.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Honestly, the kit game at this tournament has been pretty strong.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Telma Encarnação can't believe she didn't catch up with that minute 88 scoring chance

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


game could have been even by now. there was an injury to start the half so six extra minutes is less than i expected.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Goddamn Herve Renard is attractive.

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