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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1683213895463215104?s=20 Nice  template you have there, but you forgot to replace all the x's
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Jul 24, 2023 03:34
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Diabetic posted:God, this is so loving stupid. Just, all of it. maybe you should relax and watch the Barbie movie
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Jul 24, 2023 03:39
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Jul 24, 2023 03:43
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https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1683240737721274369?s=20
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Jul 24, 2023 03:45
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it's almost exactly the x window system logo
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Jul 24, 2023 03:48
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RandomBlue posted:maybe you should relax and watch the Barbie movie My wife took my daughter because we have a new puppy, I'll have to wait a while.
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Jul 24, 2023 03:48
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i forget peter daou existed
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Jul 24, 2023 03:49
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tfw Anyone engaging in repeated theft of posts be demonetized
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Jul 24, 2023 03:57
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Nenonen posted:Nice the twist is Linda Yaccarino has actually been dead since May, Musk bought an NFT of her likeness and all her tweets are just chatgpt
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Jul 24, 2023 04:01
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Filthy Hans posted:Muskism's not limited to the private sector Air Force general is a crazy religious nut? wow what a shocker
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Jul 24, 2023 04:06
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Is this just a dumb plan to avoid having to pay all of Twitter’s ex employees and contractors. Does Yaccarino realize that she was hired as Twitter ceo, not x ceo.
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Jul 24, 2023 04:06
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https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1683232038751715328
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Jul 24, 2023 04:07
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Schmoe Cwead posted:ai powered banking lol https://youtu.be/jEBnrzNuUSA
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Jul 24, 2023 04:09
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graventy posted:Is this just a dumb plan to avoid having to pay all of Twitter’s ex employees and contractors. he's not planning anything
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Jul 24, 2023 04:09
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a.lo posted:You sound dumb as hell if you say "i welcome x" Wrong
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Jul 24, 2023 04:10
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still looks like someone slapped a sticker on a desk covered in cum
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Jul 24, 2023 04:10
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I still find it funny he's been brooding about this X thing since he was shown the door at PayPal. Decades of just "I'll make my own site! And it'll be the most awesome, coolest site! They'll see!" running on loop in his head
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Jul 24, 2023 04:11
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I’m so fuckin excited to direct deposit my paycheck onto X, the everything app, now that it’s been accelerated by 3-5 years, Elon ftw
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Jul 24, 2023 04:12
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So, Twitter has Tweets highlighting what's on the site and what you do in one word for recognizable branding. What is the X equivalent? Xing? Xed? Xeet?
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Jul 24, 2023 04:15
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Press 'x' to pay respects.
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Jul 24, 2023 04:20
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In pro wrestling a ref giving the "X" sign means things are going super great and everyone in the back should just chill on their phone or whatever.
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Jul 24, 2023 04:21
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X is the universal sign for not wanting something.
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Jul 24, 2023 04:22
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OK but this...isn't anything? This is Elon doing too many drugs at home on a Saturday night, nothing related to Twitter is remotely equipped to do any of the things he's describing
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Jul 24, 2023 04:29
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:OK but this...isn't anything? This is Elon doing too many drugs at home on a Saturday night, nothing related to Twitter is remotely equipped to do any of the things he's describing he owns twitter and you dont...
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Jul 24, 2023 04:29
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he owns twitter and you dont... twitter owns him
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Jul 24, 2023 04:31
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ben shapino posted:twitter owns him So few understand this
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Jul 24, 2023 04:31
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I don't know what Twitter is I only know X
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Jul 24, 2023 04:33
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:OK but this...isn't anything? This is Elon doing too many drugs at home on a Saturday night, nothing related to Twitter is remotely equipped to do any of the things he's describing Looking into it
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Jul 24, 2023 04:42
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Elon Musk sir, data shows that users and advertisers alike would react the most positively if twitter was named corncob.com
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Jul 24, 2023 04:43
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so you havent had a manic episode fueled by ketamine and destroyed your entire business? ...interesting
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Jul 24, 2023 04:43
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:so you havent had a manic episode fueled by ketamine and destroyed your entire business? ...interesting i end my manic episodes with ketamine like a normal person
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Jul 24, 2023 04:44
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elon musk got hosed up the previous night and posted some real stupid things and now he has to go through with it otherwise he will be made fun of
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Jul 24, 2023 04:45
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imagine a bank where random strangers accuse you of grooming children for sex, and the bank manager occasionally pops in to show you some funny email forwards and claim he came up with them. sound like 3-5 years in the future? what if I told you this was X, the everything app, and it’s available right now e: the managers email forwards also accuse you of grooming children for sex Squinky v2.0 has issued a correction as of 04:48 on Jul 24, 2023 |
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Jul 24, 2023 04:45
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a.lo posted:elon musk got hosed up the previous night and posted some real stupid things and now he has to go through with it otherwise he will be made fun of i respect that
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Jul 24, 2023 04:47
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he can just login to his moms account and say hes not allowed to rename twitter and everyone will just shrug
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Jul 24, 2023 04:48
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I can’t wait for Musk acolytes to enter their banking numbers into twitter. it’s like offering all your worldly possessions to an angry god
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Jul 24, 2023 04:54
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:elon musk sir you must post in the diablo 4 thread in games Please do a pre-emptive permaban of Elon before he decides to buy SA.
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Jul 24, 2023 05:00
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I guess I'm confused because it's such a wierd claim. Twitter does none of these things! Objectively! Just also claim it can time travel now, who gives a poo poo. Maybe this is why I'm not a billionaire
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Jul 24, 2023 05:06
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Elon also claims the vaporware truck with 2 inch panel gaps can act briefly as a boat so.. mad?
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Jul 24, 2023 05:10
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I pissed off the Bluesky left because I didn’t ask permission before calling Vaush a huckster rear end in a top hat. and I’d gladly do it again!
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