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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


De-smart my devices.

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

By popular demand posted:

De-smart my devices.

Why do all of my light bulbs and electrical outlets need cameras and microphones and motion detectors and access to my home internet?

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010
I get so many weird looks when I walk into a place and ask for their stupidest appliances. I don't feel like having a bunch of wiretaps in my house, why is that so strange to people.

The lesson in all this is to learn how to remove the brain from electronics.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Except it’s very easy to never hook it up to Wi-Fi.

By popular demand posted:

De-smart my devices.

Another option is to have a pihole or the like set up to dumpster any outbound connections/requests you don't want.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Desert Bus posted:

As I said, "terrible bloatware and spy poo poo." I do not like being the product up for sale.

They're also slow as poo poo. Like I just wanted to change the channel why do I have to wait like a second - it's pretty much instantaneous on my pre-"smart" Sony.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

They're also slow as poo poo. Like I just wanted to change the channel why do I have to wait like a second - it's pretty much instantaneous on my pre-"smart" Sony.

That’s the thing that irritates me most—the lag time while the weak-rear end hardware figures out what to do.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Dr_Strangelove posted:

That’s the thing that irritates me most—the lag time while the weak-rear end hardware figures out what to do.

That's one thing (among others) that drove me away from cable. God comcast's set top boxes were (are?) slow as a lazy dog.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Guy Axlerod posted:

(Electronics that turn off are the obsolete technology)

As predicted (sort of) by Max Headroom. In that future, it was illegal to turn off your TV. Some people are shown throwing a blanket over their set when they wanted some privacy.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Poor George Orwell, thrown into the bin of obsolete literature technology :smith:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Is it safe to store a vcr vertically if it’s not powered?? I have a 1997-era panasonic that I don’t use very often and I want to put it away in a closet. Can I put it on its end without damaging any of the 20-year-old parts?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Just realized this may not be the right thread for tech questions about old technology. Sorry if this isn’t the place.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

I AM GRANDO posted:

Just realized this may not be the right thread for tech questions about old technology. Sorry if this isn’t the place.

no this is right. it should be fine, but a vcr that old might need a belt replacement now, let alone years later.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
My ROKU TCL was cheap and works great as a monitor

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



I once tried to wrangle together a myth.tv setup, so I was a real horse in the swamp when it came to using any sort of smart tv or streaming box when a computer was perfectly fine. This came to a head when I set up a second television set in the house and found trying to keep a kodi database in sync between two installs just isn't worth the effort, as well as the new wrinkles 4K media caused with HDR/dolby vision. I set up a plex server, and tried a bunch of things before settling on a 2022 apple tv, which is the only streaming box that plex can direct play any file I throw at it.

Once I finally set all that up my life became so much easier than having to babysit kodi all the time.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

I AM GRANDO posted:

Is it safe to store a vcr vertically if it’s not powered?? I have a 1997-era panasonic that I don’t use very often and I want to put it away in a closet. Can I put it on its end without damaging any of the 20-year-old parts?

You can try this thread too, but as said above, should be fine aside from the belt:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3756559

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I AM GRANDO posted:

Is it safe to store a vcr vertically if it’s not powered?? I have a 1997-era panasonic that I don’t use very often and I want to put it away in a closet. Can I put it on its end without damaging any of the 20-year-old parts?

I don't see a single problem with it. And neither does our good friend here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbsCX_-o6n0

Come for the accent and haircut, stay for the completely fitting music.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Humphreys posted:

I don't see a single problem with it. And neither does our good friend here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbsCX_-o6n0

Come for the accent and haircut, stay for the completely fitting music.

Still in awe of the fact that he won first price in some invention TV show for his Internet coffee machine (probably carbitch).

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
But did he implement the HTCPCP?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1684606070226857984?s=20

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5A55eWbiBI

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!


Now that’s a username/post combo

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
More like horny Roman Emperor.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Humphreys posted:

I don't see a single problem with it. And neither does our good friend here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbsCX_-o6n0

Come for the accent and haircut, stay for the completely fitting music.

The Police Academy theme out of nowhere is 🤌

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I've often wondered about his choice of coiffure. Cutting you own hair (as I've done) doesn't mean you HAVE to do a really ugly bowl cut that makes everyone think you're a crazy bitter divorced misanthrope hoarder believer, even when you are.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've often wondered about his choice of coiffure. Cutting you own hair (as I've done) doesn't mean you HAVE to do a really ugly bowl cut that makes everyone think you're a crazy bitter divorced misanthrope hoarder believer, even when you are.

I think he's just Finnish, OP.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Pham Nuwen posted:

I think he's just Finnish, OP.

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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've often wondered about his choice of coiffure. Cutting you own hair (as I've done) doesn't mean you HAVE to do a really ugly bowl cut that makes everyone think you're a crazy bitter divorced misanthrope hoarder believer, even when you are.

Are you tellin' on yourself? 😉

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Anyone that hasn't figured out by now that 3D Megadoodoo is Marko Vanhanen really isn't too bright.

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've often wondered about his choice of coiffure. Cutting you own hair (as I've done) doesn't mean you HAVE to do a really ugly bowl cut that makes everyone think you're a crazy bitter divorced misanthrope hoarder believer, even when you are.

I forget, was he that guy taking an axe to a fire door in that one clip where he was upset over something or other?

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Nidhg00670000 posted:

Anyone that hasn't figured out by now that 3D Megadoodoo is Marko Vanhanen really isn't too bright.

This is absolutely my head canon.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/jO0mUur.mp4

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



:lol:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

rndmnmbr posted:

a bespoke media center PC
Plex is joyfully easy to set up and they released a music streaming app that plays all your mp3s as well.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Oh man I had to use a Mavic with a 3.5 floppy for work. Horrendous

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

By popular demand posted:

De-smart my devices.

Be smart, de-smart.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hadn't considered de-smarting devices with a scattered pellet projector or a powered osteotome but whatever is necessary.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
At the very least if access is required, put smart things on a separate/guest wifi vlan

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Sentient Data posted:

At the very least if access is required, put smart things on a separate/guest wifi vlan

It shocks me this recommendation is not more widely known

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sentient Data posted:

At the very least if access is required, put smart things on a separate/guest wifi vlan

Is there a guide you can recommend?

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WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Your router's instructions?

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