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Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

Is this your first time on the internet?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Lammasu posted:

Is this your first time on the internet?

:ssh:

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
some of us use ad blockers

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I'm clicking but nothing's happening

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

drk posted:

if anyone wants to check out the rest of the tutorial, its here

someone please do the needful and save some of the terrible animations

Clearly this is the demonstration of a trillion dollar marketcap.

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006

orange juche posted:

I'm clicking but nothing's happening

im afraid you were selected as a non breeder in decentraland

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

tyrelhill posted:

im afraid you were selected as a non breeder in decentraland

that's everyone in decentraland

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

orange juche posted:

I'm clicking but nothing's happening

Just give it some time :)

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

zedprime posted:

I'm clicking to breed but nothing is happening.

Looks like you got hosed.

Tamba
Apr 5, 2010


Thread title should have been "Bitcoin: You will receive nothing"

drk
Jan 16, 2005
i did some nerd poo poo to bring you the full courting ritual

https://i.imgur.com/MOEYXzz.mp4

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

drk posted:

i did some nerd poo poo to bring you the full courting ritual

https://i.imgur.com/MOEYXzz.mp4

I feel like this have given me brain damage.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Are those wolves roasting an entire sheep, wool and all?

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Scratch Monkey posted:

Are those wolves roasting an entire sheep, wool and all?

:lmao:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I think I downloaded this game from the Games channel on AOL in 1998.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Crypto has the best aaa graphics I've ever seen! a+ would breed again

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Scratch Monkey posted:

Are those wolves roasting an entire sheep, wool and all?

cryptosheep are meat all the way through

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


drk posted:

i did some nerd poo poo to bring you the full courting ritual

https://i.imgur.com/MOEYXzz.mp4

Incredible

The idea that a decent dinner and a glass of red wine(?) are all it takes to mate with :females: is a revealing window into the mindset of a cryptobro

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I think the animation is supposed to be a backrub.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Salt Fish posted:

I think the animation is supposed to be a backrub.

They're just telling secrets.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Look! I have found the next moon token! Apparently, it is.... $SNAILS.

Don't ask me why, but dumb people are putting money into umm... snail race token. https://www.snailracing.app/ I'm seeing my crypto circles all excited.
:cripes:

snail race website posted:

Raise snails and let them join the race. Breeding, training a good snail and selling it on the market to earn SNAIL token

Is there artwork for NFT's? Why yes, of course. Pixelated, and clearly high quality! https://nftkey.app/collections/racingsnails/

Mind you, they say SNAIL and crypto says SNAILS, so...if it's wrong, then people put money into literal vapor. Let's hope.

https://spintop.network/gamepedia/games/snail-trail

I think it's all the same game, but who knows.

notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jul 24, 2023

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish


I can't tell if "Racing Snails-Gazza" is a different thing from "Racing Snails", and that's why the art on definitely not gary thesnail is so different, or if they did just steal someone's pixel fan art for this nft thing.

drk
Jan 16, 2005

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Boxturret posted:



I can't tell if "Racing Snails-Gazza" is a different thing from "Racing Snails", and that's why the art on definitely not gary thesnail is so different, or if they did just steal someone's pixel fan art for this nft thing.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Their only flaw is that they can only once be clicked to breed.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Dear astral,
images in thread titles when?

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Boxturret posted:

Their only flaw is that they can only once be clicked to breed.

If only we had some kind of juice that would let us breed multiple times.

That would just blow my mind.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
Elon gonna come cryin to me when he wants the x.me domain after my astroturfed campaign to turn X into a verb like google

X me a message
X me a pic
X me some cash
X me a worthless nft or bitcoin

I forget all the other dumb poo poo they want it to do

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

vortmax posted:

Dear astral,
images in thread titles when?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


https://twitter.com/NoContextWRTV/status/1662553103567138830

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
These snails have everything, you can even upgrade their Hourse!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




what happens if I pull the snail's handle

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

orange juche posted:

what happens if I pull the snail's handle

that's where you click

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Newgrounds from 2002 is back, and its on the blockchain!



(but lets be real here none of this poo poo is on a chain for obvious reasons and is instead run out of a single offshore account)

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Boxturret posted:

that's where you click

I kinda want to be able to click the snail and get the sound effect of a lovely 2 stroke weed whacker starting up and the snail vibrating, and then a 2nd, smaller snail pops out

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/sama/status/1683380241132318720

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Which nimrod is Sam Altman again?

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spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Sam Altman, not to be confused with Sam Bankman, is the CEO of ChatGPT

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