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"I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than 'The Brown Bunny.'"
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Jul 24, 2023 15:06
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Then Roger Ebert gave the recut version of The Brown Bunny a good review and it felt like a victory lap on his part. Having thoroughly clowned on Gallo multiple times by that point, I suppose Ebert pitied him.
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Jul 24, 2023 15:10
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roger ebert pwned
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Rob Schneider took out an ad to insult some movie critic for not winning a Pulitzer after he panned one of Schneider's films. Ebert, who had won a Pulitzer, finished his review of the same film by declaring "Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
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Jul 24, 2023 15:12
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Tenkaris posted:When I see 2 used this way, I wish I thought of 2 fast 2 furious, but I don't
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Jul 24, 2023 15:14
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It stinks!
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:roger ebert pwned Paladinus posted:It stinks!
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Tenkaris posted:When I see 2 used this way, I wish I thought of 2 fast 2 furious, but I don't strong memories of breaking the vcr with this and getting in trouble for losing the movie and the vcr
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Jul 24, 2023 15:43
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:roger ebert pwned he was anti-gamer....
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Jul 24, 2023 15:50
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Buschmaki posted:he was anti-gamer.... The gamers deserved it
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Jul 24, 2023 15:52
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i liked when the 90s american godzilla movie put parodies of siskel and ebert in it and ebert's response was 'if you're gonna put us in the movie, why didn't you have godzilla eat us?'
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Jul 24, 2023 15:54
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doubly funny because they made a spinoff cartoon of it and since the ebert character was the mayor and he was still alive by the end, he had to be in the cartoon
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Jul 24, 2023 15:56
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Buschmaki posted:he was anti-gamer.... the question “are video games art” belies a flawed premise. categorical conversations about ephemeral concepts are extremely stupid. But he wasnt an art critic, he was a film critic, and in that way he was myopic.
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Jul 24, 2023 15:57
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I remember the first time I saw that movie I kept leaning over to whisper predictions to my friends and kept getting them right because it was so formulaic even a child who had almost no exposure to Godzilla movies could guess every plot point.
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Jul 24, 2023 16:01
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Endorph posted:doubly funny because they made a spinoff cartoon of it and since the ebert character was the mayor and he was still alive by the end, he had to be in the cartoon lmao
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Jul 24, 2023 16:02
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Video games aren't art and neither are films
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Jul 24, 2023 16:07
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Grassy Knowles posted:the question “are video games art” belies a flawed premise. categorical conversations about ephemeral concepts are extremely stupid. But he wasnt an art critic, he was a film critic, and in that way he was myopic. tbf bioshock infinite came out AFTER his death. pretty eery
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Video games aren't art and neither are films Rog’ posted:I allow Sangtiago the last word. Toward the end of her presentation, she shows a visual with six circles, which represent, I gather, the components now forming for her brave new world of video games as art. The circles are labeled: Development, Finance, Publishing, Marketing, Education, and Executive Management. I rest my case. Sounds like movies to me
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Jul 24, 2023 16:10
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Stories are art, music is art, graphics are art, games sure do contain a lot of art to not be allowed to be considered art
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the combination is less than the sum of its parts
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Like a really well crafted poo poo sandwich
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Grassy Knowles posted:Sounds like movies to me And yeah, in the end the business aspects corrupt many games and films that come out, but then some of them ARE genuine and so drat good you consider them art He was a silly guy who couldn't see how parallel these things are
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Jul 24, 2023 16:13
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people were trying to show ebert shadow of the colossus and bioshock and not rpgmaker games made by one suicidal chinese guy. itd be like if ebert was a games critic and you tried to convince him movies are art by showing him brother bear 2 and epic movie
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People don't understand that most things created by humans are art, it's just there is a lot of art that is bad and unoriginal.
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Tenkaris posted:Stories are art, music is art, graphics are art, games sure do contain a lot of art to not be allowed to be considered art Combat was called an art before any of us even had these conversations; categorizing things as art or not art is a fools errand.
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art is short for "artifice". if it's a made or arranged thing, it's art. if it's not, it's paul.
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Jul 24, 2023 16:15
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art is when the president of the united states grabs Raiden's nuts
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Cthulu Carl posted:I remember the first time I saw that movie I kept leaning over to whisper predictions to my friends and kept getting them right because it was so formulaic even a child who had almost no exposure to Godzilla movies could guess every plot point. *Whispering to girlfriend* That's godzilla
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trying to convince ebert video games are art and showing him some triple a nonsense and not final fantasy 7
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:art is short for "artifice". if it's a made or arranged thing, it's art. if it's not, it's paul. I’d like to introduce you to Madison WI mainstay Art Paul who is definitely both https://youtu.be/s6hftqNg6o8
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Jul 24, 2023 16:22
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treating the big video game tits as something to be embarrassed about and guide him away from and not something hed get hyped up for
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Tenkaris posted:Stories are art, music is art, graphics are art, games sure do contain a lot of art to not be allowed to be considered art If a grocery store contains jelly, would you call it a donut
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mr ebert sir... prepare for the citizen kane of gaming (presents to roger eberts ghost the cringe sex scene from last of us 2)
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:trying to convince ebert video games are art and showing him some triple a nonsense and not final fantasy 7 Ebert: how can this be a game, this cannot possibly fit on a cartridge. It must take $1200 worth!
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Endorph posted:people were trying to show ebert shadow of the colossus and bioshock and not rpgmaker games made by one suicidal chinese guy. itd be like if ebert was a games critic and you tried to convince him movies are art by showing him brother bear 2 and epic movie I remember Bioshock being kind of the first vanguard of the "games are art" movement in the late 2000s and looking back on it man that's embarrassing. I played the remastered version in 2021 and while it's an alright FPS with light RPG elements with decent writing for 2007 (at least as far as the criticism of Ayn Rand goes) it's absolutely not what I would prop up for games-as-art.
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Heath posted:If a grocery store contains jelly, would you call it a donut Yes absolutely glad you got the point
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gamers are obsessed with games being art and every generation they latch onto the most one with the most shallow and pretentious writing and ignore indie games or whatever nintendo is making in the process this generations was the last of us 2
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Endorph posted:treating the big video game tits as something to be embarrassed about and guide him away from and not something hed get hyped up for Yeah all gamers had to do was show him the latest advancements in jiggle physics and they'd have had their staunchest ally in mainstream media
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