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Bioshock Infinite is much more embarrassing than the original.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:27 |
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which game contains the most art?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:27 |
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Remember Braid. That was art because it was about le bomb.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:28 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Remember Braid. That was art because it was about le bomb. Uh Ebert explicitly said Braid is not art.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:29 |
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Terrible Opinions posted:Bioshock Infinite is much more embarrassing than the original. lol remembering how deep and thoughtful they tried to present the games story when it was just religion is bad as written by a teenager that had just discovered atheism
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:29 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:which game contains the most art? theatrhythm
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:29 |
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Rea posted:I remember Bioshock being kind of the first vanguard of the "games are art" movement in the late 2000s and looking back on it man that's embarrassing. I played the remastered version in 2021 and while it's an alright FPS with light RPG elements with decent writing for 2007 it's absolutely not what I would prop up for games-as-art. I played BI at launch from start to finish and I didn't really like the game all that much but I hated the ending. It's the only game I've ever beaten and traded in the same day. Seeing all the praise for it made me feel like I was insane. Even today I talk to people who say it's one of their favorite games but none of them have played it since launch and near everyone who does completely turns on it
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:29 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Uh Ebert explicitly said Braid is not art. the video of soulja boy playing it, on the other hand
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:30 |
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furthermore it is wrong for the oppressed to be angry at their oppressors and maybe they are just as bad even.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:30 |
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:the video of soulja boy playing it, on the other hand lol again
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:30 |
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Terrible Opinions posted:Bioshock Infinite is much more embarrassing than the original. Pretty much the only thing I remember about Infinite at this point is that it took the main innovation of Bioshock 2, wielding both a weapon and a plasmid at the same time, and demoted plasmids to an extra button that still puts your weapon down for a bit, for no discernible reason. The Wicked ZOGA posted:Remember Braid. That was art because it was about le bomb. Didn't Braid end with "what if Mario is actually the bad guy" or am I wildly misremembering that?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:31 |
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Sonic
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:31 |
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it aint even got no point to the game, you just walk around jumping on poo poo. it look like mario in the future -- and it is mario in a business suit, with his hair died orange and a tie on.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:31 |
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if mario was a bad guy no one would be able to stop him because he can jump really high and shoot fireballs and turn into a racoon among other animals
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:32 |
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Big Mad Drongo posted:Yeah all gamers had to do was show him the latest advancements in jiggle physics and they'd have had their staunchest ally in mainstream media “Okay, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is art. I’m sorry. You were all right.” Takes off glasses and puts on identical looking Gunnar glasses. “Republic of gamers. Rise.”
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:32 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:which game contains the most art? Mario Paint.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:32 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:furthermore it is wrong for the oppressed to be angry at their oppressors and maybe they are just as bad even. This whole sequence remains the single worst thing I have ever seen in a game
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:33 |
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Big Mad Drongo posted:Yeah all gamers had to do was show him the latest advancements in jiggle physics and they'd have had their staunchest ally in mainstream media convincing Roger Ebert games are art by showing him Ivy from Soul Calibur
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:33 |
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pog boyfriend posted:it aint even got no point to the game, you just walk around jumping on poo poo. it look like mario in the future -- and it is mario in a business suit, with his hair died orange and a tie on. Mr Blow is a serious man. Please do not call him Mr Blowhard or David Blowie. He’s wearing a tie.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:34 |
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Endorph posted:treating the big video game tits as something to be embarrassed about and guide him away from and not something hed get hyped up for If only he'd survived until the release of RE8, surely he'd have done an about face (once he was finished tugging at his collar as steam comically shot out of it)
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:34 |
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throwing all this triple aids in the trash and presenting ebert the pinnacle of gaming dead or alive beach volleyball
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:34 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:which game contains the most art? Baba is You
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:35 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Mr Blow is a serious man. Please do not call him Mr Blowhard or David Blowie. He’s wearing a tie. Bow tie. Edit: Blow tie.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:36 |
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i miss the days of the pretenious indie game developer melting down because people werent playing their game in the correct way...
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:36 |
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Paladinus posted:Mario Paint. It's just math
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:36 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:triple aids Chapel, ShadowHawk, who was the third? Did ShadowHawk II get got the same way?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:37 |
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the thing is sonic is way more cooler than mario because he goes really fast and wears red shoes
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:38 |
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pog boyfriend posted:the thing is sonic is way more cooler than mario because he goes really fast and wears
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:40 |
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Mario has Toads in his ancestry which is why he's a weird little malformed runt
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:40 |
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sonic, much like donald duck, hangs around minors while wearing no clothes on his lower body
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:40 |
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who was the youtuber who gave the pope a copy of undertale and expected him to give a poo poo
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:43 |
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Leraika posted:who was the youtuber who gave the pope a copy of undertale and expected him to give a poo poo The Game Theory guy, I think?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:43 |
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Leraika posted:who was the youtuber who gave the pope a copy of undertale and expected him to give a poo poo It was fuckin Matpat
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:43 |
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HopperUK posted:It was fuckin Matpat Lol.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:44 |
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If you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, you're gonna have a bad time.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:45 |
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HopperUK posted:It was fuckin Matpat He keeps me apprised of all the Brand lore (real art)
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:45 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:45 |
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should have given the pope a copy of doom (classic)
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:45 |
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people attach the most overwrought readings to some of the most basic mass-market content imaginable NieR Occomata posted:This weird revisionist history about Ragnarok being mediocre is just not true. It’s a loving great game with great combat, engaging characters, a well-told and enthralling story, incredible side content that is also told and engaged with supremely well in the game, great acting and dialog, and most importantly is a game that actually has a worldview and perspective and is unafraid to express it.
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# ? May 26, 2024 21:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL07_xqlcS4
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