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this reminds me i have to watch all 9 hours of that trial again
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:31 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 03:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZdmZa_-8ug
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:32 |
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https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/1683515715150651395
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:35 |
Tim has such an uncanny ability to understand these freaks.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:36 |
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Is changing Twitter to X part of eXtending or eXtinguishing? I assume eMbracing was when Elon took out a loan so he could kill Twitter even faster
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:39 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:40 |
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perfect branding, reminding everyone of their favorite time in school: algebra class
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:41 |
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the new emoticon is gonna have a lot less pixels
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:46 |
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kik2dagroin posted:the new emoticon is gonna have a lot less pixels lol
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:48 |
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I'm still trying to figure out what they accomplished with the acceleration of X the everything company and it all just reminds me of this scene from the "jabberwocky" episode from Better Off Ted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0tCtXwekk
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:52 |
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https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1683520164611117057?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:53 |
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roffles posted:I'm still trying to figure out what they accomplished with the acceleration of X the everything company and it all just reminds me of this scene from the "jabberwocky" episode from Better Off Ted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0tCtXwekk Jabberwocky was significantly better thought out than this. Since everyone involved knows its a fraud.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:00 |
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checked the youtube world really fast https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=musk+after%3A2023-07-24&sp=CAM%253D Here is an audio from some poo poo youtube video where he is trying to re-write history "Musk bought Twitter because he wanted to rebrand it to X. This was the plan all along." https://vocaroo.com/1jj4YZTzTzFD other lines Guy is calling people who used twitter before "Freeloaders" "people will have to pay to play now." "New internet like late 90's and early 00's The Play field is being leveled out" "The is no centralized internet any more." "Things are so much more expensive now to host." mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 18:17 on Jul 24, 2023 |
# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:05 |
smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1683520164611117057?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg Capitalism is the most efficient economic model.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:08 |
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https://twitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1683523953094979584?t=Nrsghud5gJEwO6KFMCPS7A&s=19
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:12 |
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remember when he was roleplaying a baby
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:14 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:16 |
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https://twitter.com/technollama/status/1683519264676880393?t=K5qut3bhXocC8fDwdJiMvg&s=19
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:16 |
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fun stuff: the api changes are now filtering down to companies through middlemen, resulting in massive spikes for anyone who uses twitter as a corporation. this alone isn't pushing people but... with the X rebranding, companies that were invested in twitter are now rethinking their entire investment into the channel since they are now paying out the rear end for something that doesn't have any legacy branding well done elon
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:17 |
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Microsoft vs Musk FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:18 |
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/technollama/status/1683519264676880393?t=K5qut3bhXocC8fDwdJiMvg&s=19 how the gently caress can you trademark a letter what the gently caress
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:18 |
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Wow Musk standing up to Zuck and Bezos and Microsoft he is a hero
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:23 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:how the gently caress can you trademark a letter what the gently caress there's a great book 'survivor' where drug companies copyright every fathomable name for their future drugs
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:33 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:how the gently caress can you trademark a letter what the gently caress you probably can't, which is why microsoft applied for a service mark for "X" relating specifically to text, video, and image based communication over the internet lmao he is absolutely hosed
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:34 |
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1683523953094979584?t=Nrsghud5gJEwO6KFMCPS7A&s=19 "paypal me the money" isn't the linguist's nightmare. the linguist's nightmare is like, the last speaker of an obscure language dying.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:34 |
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https://twitter.com/garius/status/1683511450264821760?s=46&t=c-J7OWymHbNvQekTSNjY-w https://twitter.com/garius/status/1683511472624738325?s=46&t=c-J7OWymHbNvQekTSNjY-w Thiel just said “gently caress this guy” and left Musk there to find his own way to the meeting
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:38 |
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look at this x I x'd on x
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:38 |
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ELTON JOHN posted:death to marketers
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:40 |
err posted:Dying absolutely terrifies these people I know this is a silly thing to daydream about but just once I want to see an interviewer ask Musk (or any of the tech giants) "In light of your massive wealth and influence, how do you contend with the fact that someday you too will die like the rest of us?" I think Musk in particular would probably babble some sort of nonsense pabulum about X extending human lifespan by 3-5 years but it'd probably make him die a little more inside to be publicly reminded of his own mortality
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:43 |
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MockingQuantum posted:I know this is a silly thing to daydream about but just once I want to see an interviewer ask Musk (or any of the tech giants) "In light of your massive wealth and influence, how do you contend with the fact that someday you too will die like the rest of us?" I think Musk in particular would probably babble some sort of nonsense pabulum about X extending human lifespan by 3-5 years but it'd probably make him die a little more inside to be publicly reminded of his own mortality oh?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:44 |
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He will upload his brain but all that gets saved is the cry laugh emoji and also the procedure kills him
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:45 |
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https://twitter.com/KKTV11News/status/1683532003155517441?t=57qyclWqvDqGpoGt4n-0wA&s=19
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:50 |
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https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/07/tesla-misses-deadline-to-inform-nhtsa-about-autopilot-problems/ Fed’s deadline comes and goes without Tesla’s reply to Autopilot questions quote:On July 3, 2023, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration made public a letter it sent Tesla in August 2022, demanding that the company provide updated responses to some questions. NHTSA is investigating the performance of Tesla's Autopilot driver assistance system after identifying more than a dozen crashes in which Tesla vehicles struck stopped emergency vehicles. The agency is also investigating whether Tesla vehicles adequately ensure drivers are paying attention when using the Autopilot system. just ignore the NHTSA and pay $131 million, or 1/335th of a Tesla Inc $268.93 +3.43% +8.91 Today
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:50 |
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Dammit I was about to post that Tesla cheese!! God I hope he pulls a delorean
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:50 |
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/technollama/status/1683519264676880393?t=K5qut3bhXocC8fDwdJiMvg&s=19 can u make ur company logo the wwe crotch chop motion? that would be epic
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:54 |
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Rynn posted:https://twitter.com/garius/status/1683511450264821760?s=46&t=c-J7OWymHbNvQekTSNjY-w too bad they weren't driving a tesla
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:55 |
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Rynn posted:https://twitter.com/garius/status/1683511450264821760?s=46&t=c-J7OWymHbNvQekTSNjY-w The world would have been so much better off if they'd both died.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:04 |
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Figured out where I'm going if I ever get a time machine
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:04 |
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lol he has been simmering mad on the light projection stuff this entire time https://twitter.com/gia_vang/status/1593419950693052418?s=46&t=gFuHaV-Ny-xS1fvH41hBjQ https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1683378289031761920?s=46&t=gFuHaV-Ny-xS1fvH41hBjQ
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:05 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 03:54 |
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I , for one, did not foresee the “Elon smuggling schnozz in cheddar” timeline
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:13 |