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Sam Alt Bankman
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 13:06 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 22:39 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Which nimrod is Sam Altman again? Something to do with necromorphs I think?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 13:12 |
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the guy called greedo is greedy, the guy called Sam Altman is the alternate Sam Bankman
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 13:12 |
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I read so many pages trying to figure out what CLICK TO BREED was and it was right here all along.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 13:14 |
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These guys need artificial intelligence, because their natural one is not working that well.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 13:19 |
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SBF walks in with glasses and a fake mustache "I'm Sam "B" Bankman, totally different guy...the "B" is for Bitcoin."
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 15:09 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:the guy called greedo is greedy, the guy called Sam Altman is the alternate Sam Bankman Thats how characters are named in Death Stranding
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 15:12 |
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Wow really ground breaking stuff. By contemplating the Orb, we can prove we are not a Nazi language model.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:00 |
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Snail Racing was/is a thing in Second Life! Web3 really is just "shittier crypto Second Life". https://slnewser.blogspot.com/2022/10/dropping-by-giant-snail-races.html quote:The Giant Snail Races are one of those "only in Second Life" events. They were a feature in Second Life's heyday, and years later today, they're still around. RacerX Gullwing is still running them, these days in Gullwing Shire near the tiny community of Raglan Shire.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:36 |
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Just don't get caught playing one of these games at work... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0OSfbPJFa4
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 17:21 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Something to do with necromorphs I think? MakeUsWhole Coin Launching Today!
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:15 |
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Schedule orb visit
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:26 |
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Funge my transaction ledger orb daddy
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:28 |
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The best thing about Worldcoin is that it isn't even available in the US because they know it is illegal to collect people's biometric data like that.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:46 |
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for fucks sake posted:Schedule orb visit "After visiting an Orb, a biometric verification device, you will receive a World ID. This lets you prove you are a real and unique person online while remaining completely private." https://worldcoin.org So, another identity theft coin.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:49 |
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Please tell me you need to spit into the orb, so it can collect bio material from you.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:06 |
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BigBadSteve posted:unique person online while remaining completely private lol, sure
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:07 |
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Paladinus posted:Please tell me you need to spit into the orb, so it can collect bio material from you. Spit? No. Not spit...
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:08 |
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What is a good response to someone that says the blockchain could be useful because multiple computers can't be hacked?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:12 |
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Lammasu posted:What is a good response to someone that says the blockchain could be useful because multiple computers can't be hacked? "go gently caress yourself"
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:14 |
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The proper response is to chuckle and make a mental note to never trust that person on any tech stuff
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:14 |
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Lammasu posted:What is a good response to someone that says the blockchain could be useful because multiple computers can't be hacked? "Citation needed"
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:33 |
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Paladinus posted:Please tell me you need to spit into the orb, so it can collect bio material from you. nah it just needs your eyes
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:34 |
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Lammasu posted:What is a good response to someone that says the blockchain could be useful because multiple computers can't be hacked?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:36 |
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I do love how blockchainbros thought that proof of every transaction was going to be what stopped scamming in its tracks. It's so clear they never understood how it works, that when someone is scammed out of money, that you can know who has it but that the cops are not going to be like 'wow great you have proof we can go get it back and storm someone's house to retrieve the ill-gotten gains'. The cops are going to say 'well good for you that you have proof, but you technically gave it away so we can't help you' and then do absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what happened and all of these idiots had shocked Pikachu faces the whole time.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:37 |
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Lammasu posted:What is a good response to someone that says the blockchain could be useful because multiple computers can't be hacked? I don’t need to illicitly edit the blockchain held on multiple computers to steal your butts. I just need to compromise the user’s computer so that it sends the butts to me. Or trick you to send me your butts. Or create my own super-duper blockchain pogs, get you to buy them and then run away with your money.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:39 |
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so when you get ID at the bar , for medicine, or other things and you whip out a phone and then what? also never mind the final step in the chain means your realworld ID is then linked to this bockcoinchain thing so the anon. is lost with bouncer, store clerk, office clerk, etc.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:44 |
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Is that the orb from Men in Black that sears off your fingerprints
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:53 |
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Lammasu posted:What is a good response to someone that says the blockchain could be useful because multiple computers can't be hacked? This reminds me of an old Stewart Lee routine about experts: https://youtu.be/FzOv14fA-BI Substitute the punchline with “but what if the blockchain made it really hard to hack”.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:00 |
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Remind them while machines are pretty annoying to hack, the people controlling them are incredibly easy to hack.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:17 |
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PhazonLink posted:so when you get ID at the bar , for medicine, or other things and you whip out a phone and then what? You would know this if you contemplated the Orb.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:18 |
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Please, please, please make a "Click to breed" gang tag, I'm begging you
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 22:12 |
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Paladinus posted:Please tell me you need to spit into the orb, so it can collect bio material from you. Click Orb to breed.
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 22:22 |
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so he's just pitching the Amero but shittier? and it steals your identity?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 22:35 |
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everyone keeps asking me if they can breed the orb
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 22:48 |
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MC Breedcoin - Ain't no future in yo FIAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdrkqqJ5Sg
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 23:03 |
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I breed and sell actual live IRL physical snails. How can I get these on the blockchain? Do I use teeny tiny tools to engrave the address onto the shell? How does someone know if a shell contains a live snail or if it's empty before they buy? On the Blockchain. It's easy in real life. Do snails on the blockchain ever truly die? So many questions, I didn't know snails + blockchain was a winning combo. I can sell an NFT of a snail and smash the real snail and still have the value right? Can I apply slurp juices to snails? They all have different shell patterns and sizes and shapes so they are non-fungibale right?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 23:03 |
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Desert Bus posted:Can I apply slurp juices to snails? isn't this called escargot
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 23:10 |
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Desert Bus posted:I breed and sell actual live IRL physical snails. How can I get these on the blockchain? Do I use teeny tiny tools to engrave the address onto the shell? How does someone know if a shell contains a live snail or if it's empty before they buy? On the Blockchain. It's easy in real life. Do snails on the blockchain ever truly die? Are there luxury breeds of snail?
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# ? Jul 24, 2023 23:11 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 22:39 |
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Thom Yorke raps posted:Are there luxury breeds of snail? lookit this rube who's never heard of purity 20 snails
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