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The more legs something has the more I want to annihilate it with fire.
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Jul 24, 2023 18:24
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Ah! but how will you get to the local flamethrower depot, without your shoes?
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:The more legs something has the more I want to annihilate it with fire. but millipedes have way more legs and are perfectly harmless i guess some you can get high off of https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BlueCheapCaterpillar-mobile.mp4 the whole thing coulda been avoided by wearing sandals or something
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:The more legs something has the more I want to annihilate it with fire. Look out, Rockettes! 
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Jul 24, 2023 18:52
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Should have just let him keep it and buy a new shoe. What if those were new shoes? Brand new right out of the box with a hidden stow-away.
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Jul 24, 2023 20:32
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Jul 24, 2023 22:09
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That is way too cursed.
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Jul 24, 2023 22:32
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 I think that cringey 90's Microsoft rap video might have been better.
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Jul 24, 2023 22:33
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i felt my soul turn in on itself like it tasted something too sour
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Jul 24, 2023 22:39
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Buttchocks posted:What if those were new shoes? Brand new right out of the box with a hidden stow-away. In that case they threw away a brand spankin' new centipede. What a waste.
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Jul 24, 2023 22:42
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McGavin posted:Pretty sure the tweezers have it by the head, so there's no risk of getting bitten, but I 100% would have killed it before removal. Never underestimate how quickly an animal composed entirely of legs could escape from your tweezer grip once all of its legs are free. They can be masters of leverage.
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Jul 24, 2023 22:45
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well i'm a jira boy and i'm here to say i love standup with my scrummaster every day but we gotta watch how much time we're consuming cause in just a bit we got an hour of sprint grooming
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Jul 24, 2023 23:15
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Jira? Like the guy from Swans?
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Jul 24, 2023 23:58
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i must compose posted:Jira? Like the guy from Swans? I think it may be a Mortal Kombat character. Like one of the new ones from the more recent games that no one remembers.
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Jul 25, 2023 00:03
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FINISH HIM /someone opens up MS Project
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Mozi posted:well i'm a jira boy and i'm here to say Now I don't wanna be a fuckin' dead horse beater, But why are goons allergic to scansion and meter?
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Jul 25, 2023 00:49
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Breetai posted:Now I don't wanna be a fuckin' dead horse beater, Most goons are in the usa so hate metric
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Jul 25, 2023 03:42
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And that, kids, is how dazzle camo worked at sea!
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Jul 25, 2023 11:34
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It made all the drunk sailors too sick to aim!
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Jul 25, 2023 12:13
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Liquid Chicken posted:That's a funny looking vagina. DandyLion posted:huh, it really is more likely than you think..... That joke really has legs
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You could say it's a bug with a lot of legs
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Jul 25, 2023 22:28
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Any skittles release is usually something that I will buy, but uhh, maybe I’ll skip it this time
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Jul 25, 2023 22:42
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i’d be down if it was good mustard, but alas
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Jul 25, 2023 22:58
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Found on RandomWaffle:
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Jul 25, 2023 23:36
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The mustard Doritos were legit, I’d have a go.
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Cacafuego posted:Any skittles release is usually something that I will buy, but uhh, maybe I’ll skip it this time Probably better than green apple at least.
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ultrafilter posted:Found on RandomWaffle: that one isn’t a great example, but timpano is an extraordinarily blessed dish and does not belong in this thread. i will fight people over this  
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Jul 25, 2023 23:57
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BRB gotta go watch Big Night again.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The mustard Doritos were legit, I’d have a go. I'd expect a chip to be savory tho. Don't think I'd want a strawberry Dorito
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Jul 26, 2023 00:02
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I couldn't hate this more than I hate those products individually I guess
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Jul 26, 2023 00:08
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Do you like pooping? And peeing? Try new limited edition pee pooping!
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Jul 26, 2023 00:23
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i must compose posted:Do you like pooping? And peeing? Try new limited edition pee pooping! But I don't want a cloaca
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Jul 26, 2023 00:26
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Metaline posted:BRB gotta go watch Big Night again. Here, I’ll help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4lZcEY4nII
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Breetai posted:Now I don't wanna be a fuckin' dead horse beater, 
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Jul 26, 2023 06:17
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I know food collaborations are nothing new, and god help you if you ever get to a sports stadium and see the monstrosities they offer, but I really feel like the latest trend is "Morbid Curiosity" and I just can't wrap my head around why there's so drat much of it right now. I just want to eat regular human food I don't want my grocery store to have a "I fuckin' dare ya" aisle where every food and drink is crossed over with Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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Everyone is so depressed and worn out from the state of the world and politics that eating the mustard skittles brings them something to feel, even if it is disgust.
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