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Okay let me get this straight from Hammerhand's perspective. Hammerhand: I gotta buzz Pet.... Spider-Man on the wat.... beeper that I got him. It's actually a radio, possibly a two-way one, that isn't established just yet, but I never told Spider-Man that. Anyway, I'll just push the button that makes it buzz. pours a coffee, drinks it, relishes the taste, skims the newspaper headlines and winces when he sees his plot has already been foiled by the Bugle publishing a story on Spidey being a criminal anyway Hammerhand: Okay that's enough time for Spider-Man to have gotten into a private place after hearing the buzz, now is the time to start openly confessing to criminal conspiracy over an open radio device!
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Jul 21, 2023 13:21
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Smooth. So smooth.
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Jul 21, 2023 13:44
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Doc Ock just chillin’ on the couch, thinkin’ about revenge.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:07
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Murdstone posted:Doc Ock just chillin’ on the couch, thinkin’ about revenge. It looks like he's on a train or bus, so he's just chilling there on the seat with his tentacles and all. No one minds him.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:26
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Hmm these new Amtrak seats are quite accommodating of my tentacles, not bad at all.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:39
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Saoshyant posted:It looks like he's on a train or bus, so he's just chilling there on the seat with his tentacles and all. No one minds him. He repaid his debt to society so everyone's happy to let him integrate back into the community with no stigma whatsoever.
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Saoshyant posted:It looks like he's on a train or bus, so he's just chilling there on the seat with his tentacles and all. No one minds him.    gently caress off, Matt Murdock.
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I mean, you are a criminal. For many reasons. But most recently, you smashed the lock and broke into the fake charity office.
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I wonder how far he'll get into the robbery. Like, it'd be insane but I could see him committing it entirely with like one asterisk
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Is that dude who wanted to buy the computers.... Donald Trump....? "My good friend Jeffrey needs them for something...."
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 so that didn't go as Peter planned. After that there's mostly moping and ATM theft, but here's the good moping.  
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  "And while you do it I want you to keep repeating 'Spider-Man is a doody-head!' And I better be able to hear it too, or else!"
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Jul 22, 2023 18:39
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"And another thing, I want you to stop constantly mentioning that I have an incriminating photo of you. I realize this is no fun for you, but you're starting to make me feel bad about it and I don't like it."
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Jul 22, 2023 18:46
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How did Peter even know to show up at the Electronics Warehouse, anyway? Hammerhand's only mentioned it after Pete lost the wrist-communicator.
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Jul 22, 2023 18:58
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"We could have just brought like a ladder or something, but y'know, too easy."
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Hammerhand: ...yeah he's in *pulls up apple watch* ok, spiderman, now we need you to disable the security system. Crawl through the ceiling until you see a small, green office room. ....spiderman? I know you can hear us, Spiderman! Answer us! The robbery is planned to the last detail! You'll trip the alarm man come on!!
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There where like, two occasions he could have just belted him on the back of the head and ended this right now.davidspackage posted:"And another thing, I want you to stop constantly mentioning that I have an incriminating photo of you. I realize this is no fun for you, but you're starting to make me feel bad about it and I don't like it." He repeats it so much, it feels like the comic is desperately trying to convince us it's not the dumbest thing in the world.
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MorningMoon posted:Hammerhand: ...yeah he's in *pulls up apple watch* ok, spiderman, now we need you to disable the security system. Crawl through the ceiling until you see a small, green office room. ....spiderman? I know you can hear us, Spiderman! Answer us! The robbery is planned to the last detail! You'll trip the alarm man come on!! Meanwhile, because MJ is ride or die, she's successfully executing a series of crimes for Hammerhand to cover for Peter.
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Saoshyant posted:It sucks they aren't crediting who's doing the art on that one, because it's rather good. For a 3 panel strip, the paneling is super thoughtful, too. MJ is framed between Peter, but it starts with her facing him, turning away and essentially walking away. In two Peter drawings you can feel the space between them grow immensely, from an upperbody shot to the camera nearly passing him.
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Took me a sec to understand that the Brand is called Advanced Technologies.
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Jul 23, 2023 22:47
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 "Sorry Peter, I'm "late for my bingo game"  "
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  "i love you too much, you freak of nature piece of poo poo"
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"Why can't you be one of the respectable, hot superheroes, like Thor or Captain America?"
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"Superheroes aren't morons." Can't believe he would want to start their marriage with a lie like that.
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 "Hm, someone sprayed me with some kind of sticky web-like material. I would go to the press with this if only I knew who it was!"   Also, the current run is coming up on the end of the strip again. Sure would be nice if they jumped into their deeper archives for reruns.
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The Sunday artist actually remembered the communicator watch, too bad no one filled them in on the past week's strips.
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I hope this arc just keeps escalating and Spidey eventually ends up threatening New York with an army of stolen nuclear-powered battle robots or something, while going 'boy, sure hope Hammerhand doesn't leak that contextless photo of me standing in an empty office, or I'd be accused of the thing the papers are already accusing me of doing'
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This arc is a complete loving mess, it's wonderful    If only Magneto were there...
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"And I know just what to do with it!" *clenches giant metal hand* *crunch*
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