Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

The Curse of Sally Forth

Skippy (August 8, 1935)

Peanuts, in which all is revealed. (July 26, 1976)

Crankshaft, featuring your standard, everyday anti-gravity hovering diner table.

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (February 26, 1940)

Out Our Way (May 18-20, 1942; spoiler for Ick content)

# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:26

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 25, 2024 19:23

manero: Jan 30, 2006

Huxley posted:

lmao that face

Can we just set the thread title to Arlo's face?

# ? Jul 24, 2023 18:54

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Retail

Popcom

# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:57

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

And there goes all my sympathy for Josh. What do you do when you have no employees because of a strict RNG factor, you clod?

# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:03

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Fun With Child Endangerment

# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:10

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:19

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:24

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Krazy Kat(June 24, 1917)

I love how animated this is.

Little Nemo(November 18 1906)

# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:46

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Kennel posted:

Dustin

A new mole has a cancerous growth named 'Ed'.

# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:47

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Haraiso Days

# ? Jul 24, 2023 21:59

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 2/8-10/51

Archie 10/5/47

# ? Jul 24, 2023 23:29

Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

Underworld LA Weekly 12/19�26/1996

# ? Jul 25, 2023 00:04

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Darthemed posted:

Retail

Back in the 80s, I bought a pair of collapsable headphones from Radio Shack for $14.95. The salesperson tried to sell me an extended warranty for $18.

I passed.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 00:23

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Luann

Bernice would be the type of person to see someone who wants to improve a skill studying the work of a master at the skill and interpret this as an admission of defeat. "What? You want to improve? You should already be perfect. Like me."

Gil Thorp

I thought Coach Martinez was coaching the juvie squad

Home Free

# ? Jul 25, 2023 04:12

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Kennel posted:

Hello

e. "a fish that has long since given up an active life"

Nice av, fishface.

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

If this is the end of this dogfighting story it went way too fast. I can't believe I'm saying this about a Mary Worth storyline.

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

I think the physics are wrong here.

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Jul 25, 2023 04:43

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts, in which all is revealed. (July 26, 1976)

I like this storyline. It's a cute inversion of the camp bully cliche. :3:

Crabgrass

Peanuts Through the Ages (Oct 3-4, 1961)

Phrasing, Linus.

Calvin and Hobbes (Oct 24-25, 1993)

That's a very good panel imo.

Big Nate

My schedule is getting a bit cramped lately so I'm dropping Calvin and Hobbes going forward. If you'd like to pick up where I left off you're more than welcome to do so.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 05:26

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

*sees someone reading a book* what are you doing?

# ? Jul 25, 2023 06:06

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth

If this is the end of this dogfighting story it went way too fast. I can't believe I'm saying this about a Mary Worth storyline.

That tiny dog eyepatch is extremely cute. Brigman is having a lot of fun with all the dog expressions and body language.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 06:13

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

For Better or For Worse

Classic Arlo and Janis (August 21, 2001)

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

# ? Jul 25, 2023 06:32

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

You know, thinking about it, I don't know if I'd want a GP to do eye surgery on me, even if they've done many other surgeries in the past. There's a reason that there are specific doctors for your eyes. Them shits is complicated.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 06:45

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From The Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side Of The Horse

# ? Jul 25, 2023 06:49

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Selachian posted:

Archie 10/5/47

Eldritch Horror Archie Andrews

# ? Jul 25, 2023 06:57

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

riderchop posted:

Safe Havens

This must be what going mad feels like

# ? Jul 25, 2023 08:38

ConanThe3rd: Mar 27, 2009

All I can think is those times Daffy gets his beak blown around his face and it still works as normal.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 09:41

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (Jun. 01, 1958)

# ? Jul 25, 2023 09:55

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

head injuries are a proud Val family tradition

# ? Jul 25, 2023 09:58

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Just walk it off.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 10:23

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

riderchop posted:

Overboard

"Upper thighs". :crossarms:

# ? Jul 25, 2023 10:31

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

I don't think I can stomach more exposition about this god drat ice cream truck, Crabgrass. :negative:

I'm glad Frytha is learning her lesson before the definitely lethal stretch of pranking.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 11:32

Tourette Meltdown: Sep 11, 2001; Most people with Tourette Syndrome are able to hold jobs and lead full lives. But not you.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 11:33

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Doomykins posted:

I don't think I can stomach more exposition about this god drat ice cream truck, Crabgrass.

Bill Watterson never did a multi-week storyline involving a big game hunter who's tracked Hobbes all across the world and a secret society of stuffed animals that become real for very good reasons.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 11:42

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

It has definitely overstayed the welcome. It needs to move the hell on, it lingers too long on each section.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 12:15

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

You fools. You're going to see that Miles and Kevin and just listening to a prophecy told by Old Man Mozz.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 12:31

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 7/24/03

Brenda Starr 5/17-19/51

Smokey Stover 11/6/55

Spoilered for stereotypical Native American depiction.

Everyday Movies 8/12/36

"Yeah, but don't go to one of those camps that has too much athletics. The fellers get so tired out ya don't even see them around in the evening."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 11/13-15/41

# ? Jul 25, 2023 12:53

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

You know, I've been reading it for as long as people have been posting it in these threads, and I still remain amazed by Compu-Toon's Charles Boyce's ability to stay ignorant about how computers, like, work and function and exist in the world. It's like the anti-XKCD.

# ? Jul 25, 2023 13:13

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

In that book, King recommends writing the first draft of your book in a room where you can shut the doors and be alone at least 6 hours a day. So maybe this will be the last of Luann we see for a while?

I don't know why I'm hopeful. That would just mean more Gunther

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Jul 25, 2023 13:31

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

Since this guy is an influencer of some kind, I'm surprised he isn't doing obnoxious TikTok or Youtube Live streams in his hospital room: "Hit that like button and subscribe if you want to see if my eye heals fully!"