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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
One in a BILLion, Big Bill

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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Lunatic Sledge posted:

if you work at it you can sing "Big and You're Bill" to the tune of Alphaville's "Big in Japan"

it's so easy when you're big and you're Bill

When you're big and you're Bill
Tonight
Big and you're Bill
He fights
Big and you're Bill
Ooh the biggest W

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Facts

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

We've already had the Road Warriors and the Master Blasters. Cage and Big Bill should be repackaged as the War Boys.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Caillou fears Big Bill

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
The Big Prince of Bill-Air

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

When you're big and you're Bill
Tonight
Big and you're Bill
He fights
Big and you're Bill
Ooh the biggest W

yes

YES

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

big bill confirmed a big 675LBs

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Big Bill should sire sons.
Big Billl, Big Bilv, Big Biv and Big Bivi.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
I'm terrified of what happens when he gets to Big Bix.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Big Bill

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bonk posted:

I'm terrified of what happens when he gets to Big Bix.

???

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

.......................?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
HulkaMatt told me he saw Big Bill in a rest stop after the ROH show but did not compliment him on his Bigness or even his Goodness.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Good Gill

Purple Monkey
May 5, 2014

:phone:Hello

MassRafTer posted:

HulkaMatt told me he saw Big Bill in a rest stop after the ROH show but did not compliment him on his Bigness or even his Goodness.

What about his Billness?

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
It's Tuesday, time for my Big Billionaires to rise up in bigness.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Im drinking bone lengthening serum to be like my hero, Big Bill

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

MassRafTer posted:

HulkaMatt told me he saw Big Bill in a rest stop after the ROH show but did not compliment him on his Bigness or even his Goodness.

Hulkamatt probably looked at him, decided he was no Reese from Raven's Flock and continued on with his day.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

haunted bong posted:

I’m drinking bone lengthening serum to be like my hero, Big Bill

im gonna do several years and several rounds of thar femur-breaking embiggening surgery so i can look big bill in the eyes when i shake his hand. he deserves it

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

I've been to a few shows where the place just has a men's and women's restrooms and just those two, and I've pissed next to some wrestlers a few times. I don't want Big Bill to see me at the urinal because he'll see my dick without even trying. Big Piss.

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Currently placing all my savings into lollipop stocks & Timbaland boots

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Since they're tagging now, Brian Cage should be forced to rename himself Big Brian.

"We are Big Bill and Big Brian. We are the Big Bees!"

And then Keith Bee comes out and joins them.🐝

Also Bee Moriarty

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Bonk posted:

Since they're tagging now, Brian Cage should be forced to rename himself Big Brian.

"We are Big Bill and Big Brian. We are the Big Bees!"

And then Keith Bee comes out and joins them.🐝

Also Bee Moriarty

Nah. Keith is joining up with Starks to form AbsoluteLee

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Bonk posted:

Since they're tagging now, Brian Cage should be forced to rename himself Big Brian.

"We are Big Bill and Big Brian. We are the Big Bees!"

And then Keith Bee comes out and joins them.🐝

Also Bee Moriarty

The Biller B's

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


The team of Big Bill and Brian Cage should be called Big Beef

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

missed an opportunity to have them come out in albany all red and angry as "steamed hams"

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

The Butcher wasn't willing to share his niacin stash.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


lol

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
There were actual Big Bill chants at Rampage then I was moved to tears then my girlfriend came in and asked why I was crying. I told her why and then she burst into tears and we hugged. Thank you Big William.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

cazxxl

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ZHamburglar posted:

There were actual Big Bill chants at Rampage then I was moved to tears then my girlfriend came in and asked why I was crying. I told her why and then she burst into tears and we hugged. Thank you Big William.

want to be friends? you have to promise that you won't do something hosed up and abandon me on here

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


"I'm A Virgo" was a true story, based on the childhood life of one Big Bill

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Big Bill!!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Hell, I cant disagree with that

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

So Satnam can be Bigger Bill
Big Bill can be Big Bill
Cage can be Medium Size Bill
We need a Small Bill. (Cage is too swole to be Small Bill)

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

No. Only Big Bill. Big Bill is Biggest Bill.

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