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Zeroisanumber posted:My reading is that Elon's burning through cash at an unsustainable rate and wants more rich idiots to invest so he made up X and nattered on about how it'll do everything and it just really reminds me of the kind of bullshit that start-up guys say. yeah twitter 2.0 is a startup
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Jul 26, 2023 07:36
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if you cant buy drugs on X, the everything app, then elon has failed as a crackhead
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Jul 26, 2023 07:38
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Elon is the best CTO the world has ever seen
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Jul 26, 2023 08:27
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It's amazing how much Musk sucks, and yet how many hangers on he has
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Jul 26, 2023 08:47
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Reverend Dr posted:𝕏𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕏𝕩𝕩𝕩, 𝕏'-D
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Jul 26, 2023 09:14
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every uncommonly wealthy person in history has had toadies, ever since Ogg found a particularly cool-looking pebble
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Jul 26, 2023 09:15
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PawParole posted:He’s going to take Twitter public again as X (the everything app) and birdbrained investors will forget that it used to be public or whatever and toss money at it. he’s going to have a lot harder time kicking US Steel off the “X” stock symbol than he did repo’ing @x on his idiot platform for sickos
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Jul 26, 2023 09:38
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Just for shits and giggles, imagine X - the everything app actually becomes a reality and the life hub for billions of people. Just pretend it could happen, humour me. Most if not all of your daily and social communication, financial transactions, services are running through that app. Literally everything. And at the helm of that indispensable monolithic tool sits a drug-addled manchild with no impulse control and a life long natural anti-mattering shield fueled by the infinite money glitch, who can take it away with the push of a button because you did something that irked him, however small and insignificant. Sign me up for that poo poo. Sounds loving great.
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Jul 26, 2023 09:39
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mcbexx posted:Just for shits and giggles, imagine X - the everything app actually becomes a reality and the life hub for billions of people. Just pretend it could happen, humour me.
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Jul 26, 2023 10:33
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i'm eXhausted
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Jul 26, 2023 10:59
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Sadly musk appears to be a load bearing moron for capitalism so he will probably just continue to be given ever more money for the rest of our lives until one of his stupid projects gets us all killed
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Jul 26, 2023 11:37
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Too bad the images are gone from the Q banme thread, basically they took all the admin avatars and had them getting murdered in various ways after each paragraph, and at the end was a photo of a dude flipping double birds except the face was a giant letter Q.
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Jul 26, 2023 11:39
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1683946564115394561?t=3e9ci3hLcS85Ld6PorJwyA&s=19 Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 11:58 on Jul 26, 2023 |
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Jul 26, 2023 11:55
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Zeroisanumber posted:My reading is that Elon's burning through cash at an unsustainable rate and wants more rich idiots to invest so he made up X and nattered on about how it'll do everything and it just really reminds me of the kind of bullshit that start-up guys say. That approach has worked for Elon multiple times because he crafted this weird tech messiah image over decades but now it's abundantly clear that it was marketing hype from a guy that has trouble operating a toaster.
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Jul 26, 2023 11:58
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NofrikinfuN posted:That approach has worked for Elon multiple times because he crafted this weird tech messiah image over decades but now it's abundantly clear that it was marketing hype from a guy that has trouble operating a toaster. it's this: Communist Thoughts posted:Sadly musk appears to be a load bearing moron for capitalism so he will probably just continue to be given ever more money for the rest of our lives until one of his stupid projects gets us all killed
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Jul 26, 2023 12:14
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X??
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Jul 26, 2023 12:22
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go ahead punk, mark my day
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Jul 26, 2023 12:23
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It’ll go public and the saudis will invest heavily in it as well as the usual array of billionaire weirdos, crypto bros and Elon hanger ons and it’ll just kinda float around. It’ll always have a ton of new features just around the corner that never quite materialize Elon will boost its stock price with multiple obvious frauds a year and somehow never face consequences.
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Jul 26, 2023 12:28
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Got an X tattoo
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Jul 26, 2023 12:43
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my brother in law was telling me a few weeks ago how excited he was for the American version of WeChat. he doesn’t even post, and if he does it’s just videos about Messi on Instagram stories. his marketing lizard brain just thinks it’s a great idea and Elon is a very successful guy because Tesla and spacex. he did get upset when I pressed him about Tesla and spacex though lol
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Jul 26, 2023 12:45
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1683946564115394561?t=3e9ci3hLcS85Ld6PorJwyA&s=19 L M F A O I need whatever he’s on
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Jul 26, 2023 12:50
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a.lo posted:Got an X tattoo 
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Jul 26, 2023 12:55
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Jul 26, 2023 13:18
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Reverend Dr posted:𝕏𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕏𝕩𝕩𝕩, 𝕏 𝕏𝕩 𝕏𝕏 𝕏_
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Jul 26, 2023 13:32
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World War Mammories posted:dead sonic with a beak
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Jul 26, 2023 13:40
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My 9-year-old nephew drew a pretty cool tank the other day. It's got like a lightning cannon. Obviously, this makes him a military genius.
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Jul 26, 2023 13:43
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how can i make passive income uploading ai babes to X
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Jul 26, 2023 13:49
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smellmycheese posted:remarkable scenes Playing Diablo IV instead of Remnant 2. This man is a complete idiot.
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Jul 26, 2023 14:02
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In Greece Twitter will be branded as ξ
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Jul 26, 2023 14:04
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Nenonen posted:In Greece Twitter will be branded as ξ Italy: 
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Jul 26, 2023 14:09
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The REAL Goobusters posted:my brother in law was telling me a few weeks ago how excited he was for the American version of WeChat. he doesn’t even post, and if he does it’s just videos about Messi on Instagram stories. his marketing lizard brain just thinks it’s a great idea and Elon is a very successful guy because Tesla and spacex. The appeal of wechat was that a lot of the daily life app infrastructure didn't exist in places like China, so the "everything app" was created by wechat users needing a way to transfer money and not having an app with good localization. As it stands I already have way too many ways to do eCommerce and money transfers on my phone already, and I do not want or need another, much less one from a meth addled dipshit who's repeatedly hosed with users for fun.
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Jul 26, 2023 14:09
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what if everything you can already do from the home screen of your phone you had to do from the home screen of an app on your phone? that's x
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Jul 26, 2023 14:13
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what if you could get a life saving early cancer diagnosis, from a single drop of xeet?
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Jul 26, 2023 14:21
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Elon's sycophants getting pretty  once again. These morons will never be satisfied lolhttps://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1684058548668334080?t=08OfAh7boL9v1akOHhRwmg&s=19
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Jul 26, 2023 14:38
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it’s pretty clearly an attempt to do financial pseudocrimes like Tesla stock and have a company that’s worth 10 bucks a share be valued at 1000. you’d be stupid not to do this with an army of gullible morons.
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Jul 26, 2023 14:40
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Lol. Lmao
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Jul 26, 2023 14:41
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Panfilo posted:Elon's sycophants getting pretty
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Jul 26, 2023 14:43
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smellmycheese posted:Lol. Lmao 
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Jul 26, 2023 14:43
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its called X because elon thinks you'll be stuck there, unable to close your browser, cursing you to the same fate as he
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Jul 26, 2023 14:45
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