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Is having children morally evil
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Yes. 57 55.34%
No. 46 44.66%
Total: 103 votes
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Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

err posted:

why does he lookl like that

what having a billion kids does to a mf

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

croup coughfield posted:

blood for who tho, that matters

yeap

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



All people are evil polluting shitheads so giving birth is morally good since it guarantees that they will suffer for what they are about to do.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I made a kid ama

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 56 days!
me and a bunch of regular people get together every week and give reports on our polluting activities. opening the dump valves on oil tankers, etc. our kids get a play date out of it so everyone wins

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Crotchspawn

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Pet cum lol

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
gah

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 56 days!
snap from one of our meetings

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

CongoJack posted:

sometimes people have kids for very selfish reasons, I think that’s bad.

i trained mine to turn on the coffee pot if she wakes up before me

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
not having kids denies a soul the ability to purify themselves and achieve moksha

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Poppers posted:

Pet cum lol

lol

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

croup coughfield posted:

what would be a selfish reason to contribute to the future of the species?

need someone to take of me when I’m older, want an accessory to dress up, maybe having a kid will save the marriage, boredom. Things like that.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

i trained mine to turn on the coffee pot if she wakes up before me

drat

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
it's not evil but it is a moral failing

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

CongoJack posted:

need someone to take of me when I’m older, want an accessory to dress up, maybe having a kid will save the marriage, boredom. Things like that.

and you think those are worse than someone being alive?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

i trained mine to turn on the coffee pot if she wakes up before me

I trained mine to give me my phone should he happen upon it as he goes about his business

An excellent phone retrieval system

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I trained my child to do backflips and clap like a loving seal 🦭

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I then throw a fish at child #1

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Poppers posted:

I trained my child to do backflips and clap like a loving seal 🦭

this avatar is the fuckin mask

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I wonder who thought they were owning me with this avatar lol

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

CHILD #1! TURN OFF IPAD. NAO.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

i trained mine to turn on the coffee pot if she wakes up before me

you gotta fake the pain from work. get that sympathy work out of em. pt barnum rear end child

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

it is certainly easier to type no, both physically and morally. however one who cares about the truth may find within them, the drive to go all the way and type yes

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

and you think those are worse than someone being alive?

No? I just don’t think those are good reasons to have a kid by themselves. There are better ways to solve those problems. Sorry if this offends.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

CongoJack posted:

No? I just don’t think those are good reasons to have a kid by themselves. There are better ways to solve those problems. Sorry if this offends.

i'd like to hear more

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Cuttlefush posted:

this avatar is the fuckin mask

lmfao

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 56 days!

CongoJack posted:

need someone to take of me when I’m older, want an accessory to dress up, maybe having a kid will save the marriage, boredom. Things like that.

what is the moral reason to start a family in your opinion?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

and you think those are worse than someone being alive?

They are like workers you don't have to pay.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Stereotype posted:

it's not evil but it is a moral failing

Why is that? I disagree, but want to hear your reasoning

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
antinatal socialist

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

being alive ftw

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Microplastics posted:

I made a kid ama

was it morally evil for you to do so?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
whenever i think i want to have a kid i just start feeding another stray cat

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

being alive ftw

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
yes

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

spacemang_spliff posted:

whenever i think i want to have a kid i just start feeding another stray cat

This is smart problem solving. now when you have the kid you’ll also have a steady supply of stray cats to cook and feed to your new child.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Mr Hootington posted:

Why is that? I disagree, but want to hear your reasoning

children are an ecological catastrophe and bringing them kicking and screaming into a world of horrors without their consent is preventable with even the smallest foresight. having children is far worse than drunk driving.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

agreed, kids never helped anyone get to work on time

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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

If I had a child that got covid from daycare I would make my family live in a tent for a month

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