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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

can’t read it, can you copy paste it

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ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Jel Shaker posted:

can’t read it, can you copy paste it

Concerning!

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1682002579482394624.html

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

From sedated tiger cubs to Ryan Gigg's erotic poetry, 2022/2023 was a wild ride

What a sentence.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007


nice site, saved thanks

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Apologies if this doesn’t work, but here is the Chelsea one.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1679814887168524288.html

e; That News of the World cover is the best.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

kri kri posted:

https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002579482394624

had forgotten about the arsenal dive by van gaal

Isn't this a little late? Man-U has been very unfunny under Ten Hag.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

It’s still funny

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Eric Cantonese posted:

Isn't this a little late? Man-U has been very unfunny under Ten Hag.

Idk, I laughed a lot during the 7-0

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Eric Cantonese posted:

Isn't this a little late? Man-U has been very unfunny under Ten Hag.
Ronald melting down and getting hosed off to the desert was loving hilarious

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
We're going to do it! We're going to stop City winning the treble! We'll absolutely stop them where they ahh gently caress gundogans scored after 12 seconds

was a huge lol

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


jesus WEP posted:

Ronald melting down and getting hosed off to the desert was loving hilarious

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

jesus WEP posted:

Ronald melting down and getting hosed off to the desert was loving hilarious

Eau de MacGowan posted:

We're going to do it! We're going to stop City winning the treble! We'll absolutely stop them where they ahh gently caress gundogans scored after 12 seconds

was a huge lol

Not an empty quote, both of these were excellent comedy work.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I've also enjoyed Ten Hag opening new horizons in the field of dumb jokes about football names

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1651550157098434568.html

this guy's threads are gold.


Edit: Christ- https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1649018875684569089.html

Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jul 21, 2023

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Upshot is cool and good yeah

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

apparently mezut ozil is a racist now; interesting strategy cotton and so on and so forth

https://twitter.com/TobiasHuch/status/1683019388385910786?t=4McWsZ7iqlrt0qxLfXJkIA&s=19

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

apparently mezut ozil is a racist now; interesting strategy cotton and so on and so forth

https://twitter.com/TobiasHuch/status/1683019388385910786?t=4McWsZ7iqlrt0qxLfXJkIA&s=19

Eugh, seriously gently caress that oval office. MHP flag - the ultra nationalist and right wing political party in Turkey, along with a grey wolf, the symbol of their paramilitary wing, responsible for murder of left-wing and kurdish activists, human trafficking, and generally being all-round fascist shitheads.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
At first I was afraid my T-shirt collection made me a Turco-fascist, but their symbol is a wolf howling at three moons, not three wolves howling at the moon.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Butterfly Valley posted:

Eugh, seriously gently caress that oval office. MHP flag - the ultra nationalist and right wing political party in Turkey, along with a grey wolf, the symbol of their paramilitary wing, responsible for murder of left-wing and kurdish activists, human trafficking, and generally being all-round fascist shitheads.

man, gently caress that guy

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Backdoor Delivery posted:

At first I was afraid my T-shirt collection made me a Turco-fascist, but their symbol is a wolf howling at three moons, not three wolves howling at the moon.

that's where my mind went at first too, not knowing the symbolism of the tattoo

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
next up is a sick erdogan backpiece

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Iirc erdogan was the best man at ozil’s wedding so this is pretty on brand for him

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1683386939418738688

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It’s David Sullivan, ex-pornographer and owner of West Ham. He was photographed coming out of a police station last month.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
a dildo brother... a sex pest???

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Spurs owner Joe Lewis got indicted on charges of insider trading. He blabbered to his pilots and girlfriends.

https://on.ft.com/3KgIZ1r (paywalled)

quote:

For a period of at least eight years, Lewis used information he was given as a board member of certain companies to help those in his orbit know when to buy stock or sell it before its value dropped, prosecutors said.

In 2019, he allegedly told the pilots about the financial losses that AAC would incur as a result of flooding in Queensland and urged them to sell their investments in the company before the information was disclosed. The pilots were unable to execute the trades in time, according to the indictment, but one of them allegedly emailed their stockbroker: “just wish the Boss would have given us a little earlier heads up”.

In the same year, prosecutors said Lewis told his girlfriend about an upcoming transaction and the results of a clinical trial involving Solid Biosciences, shortly after which she purchased $700,000 worth of the company’s shares. Later in 2019, Lewis told his girlfriend to sell Solid’s stock and buy Mirati shares instead, after receiving updates about one of the latter’s clinical trials, prosecutors alleged.

Damian Williams, the US attorney for the Southern District of New York, said Lewis had “abused his access to corporate boardrooms” and, that the tips he passed on ensured that his associates’ “bets were a sure thing”.

“He used inside information as a way to compensate his employees or to shower gifts on his friends and lovers,” Williams said in a video statement. “It’s cheating, and it’s against the law.”

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Vegetable posted:

Spurs owner Joe Lewis got indicted on charges of insider trading. He blabbered to his pilots and girlfriends.

https://on.ft.com/3KgIZ1r (paywalled)

quote:

The SEC complaint has some more of O’Connor’s texts with his buddy:

O’CONNOR:
Boss lent [Waugh] and I $500,000 each for this. [I’m] pretty sure he knows the outcome

INDIVIDUAL 1:
Wow!!!!
He really loves you!

O’CONNOR:
He told me to buy
And asked if I had spare cash
I said all invested and I need him.
I was like a little puppy looking up at him. He couldn’t refuse
[Waugh] just holds on and says I got big balls

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


:rip:

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Joe Lewis sounds like a nice guy who just wanted to help his friends and employees.

FiftyFour
Jan 26, 2006
Tosspot
Can “don’t bet on Spurs, we’re poo poo” be considered insider trading?

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


FiftyFour posted:

Can “don’t bet on Spurs, we’re poo poo” be considered insider trading?

Nah, the information can't already be publicly known.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the billionaire equivalent of a doddery old man handing out insider tips like werthers originals to their millennial grandchildren

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!


https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/ex-...c7b08b6d2cf7f8c

:ok:

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

I thought he ran off to Russia to escape extradition

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Akbar posted:

I thought he ran off to Russia to escape extradition

That’s Quincy Promes

you racist

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

bad week for david silvas all round

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


The incident happened in September after Maddison and a friend left a Darlington club at 3am to head to a kebab shop in Duke Street.

It was here that Maddison got into an argument with two women – a mother and a daughter.

When his friend asked Maddison to come home, he refused and continued the confrontation, telling the woman “if you come near me I’ll pelt these chips at you.”

Maddison did then throw his cheesy chips at the women before falling over, getting back up to punch the woman in the face.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
They were warned, play on

e: the chips bit, not the punching. That's naughty

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Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Trust a Premier League footballer to dive during a drunken brawl.

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