The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Killingyouguy!: Sep 8, 2014

We're living in the end times and you're surprised there's atrocities?

# ? Jul 26, 2023 13:54

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:23

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Jamesman posted:

I know food collaborations are nothing new, and god help you if you ever get to a sports stadium and see the monstrosities they offer, but I really feel like the latest trend is "Morbid Curiosity" and I just can't wrap my head around why there's so drat much of it right now.

I just want to eat regular human food I don't want my grocery store to have a "I fuckin' dare ya" aisle where every food and drink is crossed over with Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

But what if�

�it was Doritos?

I suspect the Flaming Hot documentary that just came out is helping this synergistic push.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 14:19

Spatule: Mar 18, 2003

Android Apocalypse posted:

documentary

I got bad news for you

# ? Jul 26, 2023 15:42

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Is docummercial a word yet and if not how do I copyright that and make mad bank

# ? Jul 26, 2023 15:45

Wee: Dec 16, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Jul 26, 2023 17:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmao

# ? Jul 26, 2023 17:52

Ritz On Toppa Ritz: Oct 14, 2006; You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.

Flaming Hot boxing when?

# ? Jul 26, 2023 18:17

tyrelhill: Jul 30, 2006

ugh its real too

# ? Jul 26, 2023 18:26

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Dumb liberals: learn to code
Kentucky, Virginia: no

# ? Jul 26, 2023 18:30

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

TotalLossBrain posted:

Dumb liberals: learn to code
Kentucky, Virginia: no

Only 1 code we thems here believe in, the bareknuckle code!

# ? Jul 26, 2023 19:25

Wee: Dec 16, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/HO5VRqm.mp4

# ? Jul 26, 2023 19:33

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Wee posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HO5VRqm.mp4

Is McConnel having a stroke here, cause I don't think that's cursed

# ? Jul 26, 2023 19:44

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

I refuse to make fun of people's medical conditions but I will not hesitate to say gently caress that guy

# ? Jul 26, 2023 19:46

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

He's making GBS threads his pants.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 19:47

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

Wee posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HO5VRqm.mp4

i didn't realize there was footage of dana carvey learning about 9/11

# ? Jul 26, 2023 19:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

davidspackage posted:

Is McConnel having a stroke here, cause I don't think that's cursed

i know that face

a fart has just been promoted to a shart

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:04

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/mVIMNfF.mp4

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:08

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Mad Hamish posted:

He's making GBS threads his pants.

i refused to unmute the clip because just from the visual i expected horrific shart noises. is this not what's happening?

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:17

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Turned the volume way up and disappointed I didn't hear a gigantic ripper coming from McConnell.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:23

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

LawfulWaffle posted:

Here, I�ll help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4lZcEY4nII

I remember this movie. It made me way too hungry

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:53

Wee: Dec 16, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

Strokin what tho? Haha

# ? Jul 26, 2023 22:13

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Wee posted:

Kid on the left wins this handily is my prediction but what odds is vegas offering

# ? Jul 26, 2023 22:16

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

History Comes Inside! posted:

Kid on the left wins this handily is my prediction but what odds is vegas offering

Like all boxing matches what it really comes down to is good fundamentals on getting your gun through the metal detector.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 22:36

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

dr_rat posted:

Like all boxing matches what it really comes down to is good fundamentals on getting your gun through the metal detector.

My kid got banned for wrapping his fists with a roll of Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 22:50

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

davidspackage posted:

Is McConnel having a stroke here, cause I don't think that's cursed

I loving hate the guy, but I really hope he went to the hospital after this because yeah. That's very strokey.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 22:56

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I hope he misses his ambulance.

Sorry what I really hope is he's scared the whole time whatever happens

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Jul 26, 2023

# ? Jul 26, 2023 23:00

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

i hope that i win the lottery

# ? Jul 26, 2023 23:01

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

DandyLion posted:

Only 1 code we thems here believe in, the bareknuckle code!

https://www.vice.com/en/article/9apq9e/rough-and-tumble-the-deeply-southern-tradition-of-nose-biting-testicle-ripping-and-eye-gouging

# ? Jul 26, 2023 23:06

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

Turned the volume way up and disappointed I didn't hear a gigantic ripper coming from McConnell.

Uh, Mitch, do you want to say anything else to the press?

_{_{_{... I made a boom boom.}}}

# ? Jul 26, 2023 23:29

Stryder: Oct 3, 2002

Wee posted:

Do you want Peacemaker? Because this is how you get Peacemaker.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 23:47

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/9apq9e/rough-and-tumble-the-deeply-southern-tradition-of-nose-biting-testicle-ripping-and-eye-gouging

Shame they have to pretend to do that other poo poo to justify fondling each other�s perfect little pouches

# ? Jul 27, 2023 00:36

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I don't mean to be ageist, but maybe we shouldn't choose to have geriatrics hold the most powerful jobs in the world.

# ? Jul 27, 2023 04:13

Bar Ran Dun: Jan 22, 2006

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

And the NY Post really fucks up the tonnage:

�The world�s largest cruise ship, which is set to launch in January, has been labeled a �monstrosity,� with critics comparing it to having the same buzz as the Titanic did on its maiden voyage.

Known as Icon of the Seas under Royal Caribbean International, this new ship is five times larger than the Titanic with an internal volume of 250,800 gigatonnes (GT) compared to 46,328 GT.�
2.508x10^14 tons is pretty heavy (insert ur mom joke here)
Also, tons aren�t a measure of volume

GT is gross tons which used to be GRT gross register tons it�s a units of usable internal volume 1 GT = 100 cubic feet. Net and Gross Tons have been a measure of volume since 1849.

Now MT is metric tons which is a unit of weight that is often given as a value for displacement which is actually volume but 1.025 is the normal apparent density of salt water in air at 15 C which is not a specific gravity (which is unit less)

Now also these tonnage prefix uses (GRT, NRT, MT, LT, ST predate SI prefixes (which are standardized in 1889).

Now if you then goto the inland waterways and Great Lakes particularly among the tug and barge folks gross and net will be used to refer to Long and Short tons. Now that usage can go gently caress itself.

# ? Jul 27, 2023 04:27

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Would be a lot cooler if Mitch McConnell was bare knuckle boxing and those kids were senators.

# ? Jul 27, 2023 04:30

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I don't mean to be ageist, but maybe we shouldn't choose to have geriatrics hold the most powerful jobs in the world.

Need to lock them all in a room where a slot opens up dumping a pile of cash in every hour while the thermostat clicks up a degree

# ? Jul 27, 2023 04:51

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I don't mean to be ageist, but maybe we shouldn't choose to have geriatrics hold the most powerful jobs in the world.

yeah but we care so much about experience which only comes from age, unless it's a dumb poo poo that promises we don't have to ever think twice about saying or doing anything

# ? Jul 27, 2023 05:00

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:23

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Wee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1oz3-Qe4ss

# ? Jul 27, 2023 05:16

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