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Synthbuttrange posted:this week's wolverine 35. Beast cloned himself a bunch and expects them to laugh at his jokes. It's the god drat suddenly fedora guy.
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Why is Beast a blue fuzzy orc now
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More like Dork Beast
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Why is Beast a blue fuzzy orc now Because terrible writers saw a character whose gimmick was 'a kind smart man in the body of a monster' and fell over themselves to write 'no wait what if he was just a monster, your initial impression of someone is 100% accurate'
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Synthbuttrange posted:this week's wolverine 35. Beast cloned himself a bunch and expects them to laugh at his jokes. From a previous issue:  I just like his little bib. Source: Wolverine (2020) #34  Source: X-Men - Before The Fall: Sinister Four
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ImpAtom posted:Because terrible writers saw a character whose gimmick was 'a kind smart man in the body of a monster' and fell over themselves to write 'no wait what if he was just a monster, your initial impression of someone is 100% accurate' beast sucks rear end and has always sucked rear end
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Alaois posted:beast sucks rear end and has always sucked rear end Maria Hill account spotted
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I'm honestly kind of digging the implication (or maybe it's just my inference) that Sinister is so old and behind on literary trends that he missed Austen's evolution from mildly popular books to absolute literary legend. Very Mr. Burns of him.
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Keromaru5 posted:I'm honestly kind of digging the implication (or maybe it's just my inference) that Sinister is so old and behind on literary trends that he missed Austen's evolution from mildly popular books to absolute literary legend. Very Mr. Burns of him. That is not actually Sinister, per se. That's Doctor Stasis. Nathaniel Essex made three versions of himself, one to explore the potential of mutations (Sinister), and similarly Orbis Stellaris for cosmic power and Doctor Stasis for transhumanism. Comic books!
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I can totally see Sinister being a like a Musk-bro but for Galton.
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Fairly certain you can't just commit warcrimes against your boyfriend for being late to a date.
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Such a shame that it's probably rights issues preventing Squirrel Girl from teaming up with Beaver Believer.
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evilmiera posted:Fairly certain you can't just commit warcrimes against your boyfriend for being late to a date. Should just take a page from Red Sonja  From Red Sonja Valentines Day Special 2021
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The_Other posted:Should just take a page from Red Sonja Red Sonja doesnt take half measures when using mace on creeps
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Darthemed posted:
Assuming english language release and director credit only, that's about 9 hours of Uwe Boll at the time this issue came out No woman is worth that.
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Phy posted:Red Sonja doesnt take half measures when using mace on creeps Uh huh, that's actually a flail, and furthermore
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Suleman posted:That is not actually Sinister, per se. And they all have different card suits on their foreheads but Essex was transformed into Sinister by Apocolypse so he can't be a clone and and comics are dumb
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Phy posted:Red Sonja doesnt take half measures when using mace on creeps That's not a mace, it's a
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ImpAtom posted:Because terrible writers saw a character whose gimmick was 'a kind smart man in the body of a monster' and fell over themselves to write 'no wait what if he was just a monster, your initial impression of someone is 100% accurate' Given how badly he's hosed his body up over the decades with mutagenic drug use and all sorts of other unpleasantness I wouldn't be surprised if his brain is fried and that turns out to be the thing. Or it ramped his mutation up and they cop out by saying his mutation is actually making him beastlier in thought now. Keep in mind the biggest vocal advocate for Beast always being this way is Logan too. IE: "AvX is partially my fault in the narrative because I stab first and ask questions later and Captain America was dumb enough to come to me for advice for how to deal with a potential Phoenix host" Logan. Beast has had a logical thought process he can explain for all the evil poo poo he's gotten up too. It's just he doesn't think through the greater consequences and the poo poo he's doing is wildly amoral despite him claiming it's for the greater good of mutants. Either way, it's not really bad writing. They've been foreshadowing what happens when Beast doesn't have boundaries and role models set up since Dark Beast was a thing. Keep in mind that Dark Beast was largely a monster of his own making, hinting that under the right circumstances or pressure Beast always had the potential to go bad. And he's been on a progressively worse downward slide as a result of his ego and insecurities since after House of M. Giving him the mutant version of the CIA and having him not go overboard at some point would have been bad writing all to itself given past developments. Non Compos Mentis posted:And they all have different card suits on their foreheads but Essex was transformed into Sinister by Apocolypse so he can't be a clone and and You forgot the token female clone based on his wife Essex is dating in that scene. And yes, that means he's only into self-cest. Which is surprisingly on point for how hilariously over the top this take on Sinister and his clones are. Archonex fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jul 28, 2023 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:That's not a mace, it's a 
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Darthemed posted:
Context here?
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thetoughestbean posted:Context here?
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Darthemed posted:
That's not a nice thing to say about Crystal, Quicksilver
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Gnome de plume posted:That's not a nice thing to say about Crystal, Quicksilver To be fair, she does have that extra huge 60s hair.
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Darthemed posted:
Y'know Mike, you don't have to introduce yourself by listing your intelligence ranking.
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*Deja vu.
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Yeah, it wasn't too long ago that we discussed how introducibg himself that way actually made Mr. Terrific the smartest man in the world.
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Yeah, we've hit stuff from five months ago. If you never had issues seeing the images hosted on ImgPile, I'll throw in a couple of siren smilies when I hit the end of the rehosting run, so you can safely ignore all but the last comic in my post blocks until then. The Untold Legend of the Batman #2 (1980)  Strange #1 (2010)     Superman: From Krypton to Metropolis (1982)  Punisher War Journal #15 (2008)  The Phantom Zone #4 (1982)
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I know I always point out someone's race in a pretty hosed way whenever I address someone whose name I don't know.
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Discendo Vox posted:Y'know Mike, you don't have to introduce yourself by listing your intelligence ranking. Even just being in the top ten out of nearly eight billion is pretty impressive, really.
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Darthemed posted:
drat, she's packing some serious sausage.
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Darthemed posted:
Late 90s/early 2000s fashion had a lot to answer for
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