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Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1684571348880982017

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Vaccine?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

are they doing the youtube thumbnail arrow thing with a censored image of a dismembered corpse?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Boxturret posted:

are they doing the youtube thumbnail arrow thing with a censored image of a dismembered corpse?

Dismembered corpse sucked me off!?

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

This is good for bitcoin

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Elias_Maluco posted:

This is good for bitcoin

Fewer bitcoin holders means fewer bitcoins amiright? Something something to the moon

red19fire
May 26, 2010

A bunch of influencers died while swimming in the Caribbean over the past few years, and there was a :tinfoil: conspiracy that it was cartels that lost money getting revenge. This seems much less subtle.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Q: What do you call a missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase?

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP


The pixelization makes it look like they chopped his whole body off

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Scratch Monkey posted:

Q: What do you call a missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase?

Rendered 'armless.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Scratch Monkey posted:

Q: What do you call a missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase?

a good start

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Black Noise posted:

The pixelization makes it look like they chopped his whole body off

It does look like it could be plenty of things, but the tribal link is uncensored.

:nms: in case of trigger warning (disembodied hand)

If he'd kept his hands up his buttcoins this never would have happened. I guess it's just a flesh wound.

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

notwithoutmyanus posted:

It does look like it could be plenty of things, but the tribal link is uncensored.

:nms: in case of trigger warning (disembodied hand)

If he'd kept his hands up his buttcoins this never would have happened. I guess it's just a flesh wound.

Wait wait wait you can chop off diamond hands!? :ohdear:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Q: What do you call a missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase?

A: The Beginning

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Black Noise posted:

Wait wait wait you can chop off diamond hands!? :ohdear:

diamonds are incredibly hard but they're rigid and inflexible, you just have to give it a bit of a love tap with a chisel to cleave it

crazysim
May 23, 2004
I AM SOOOOO GAY

Black Noise posted:

Wait wait wait you can chop off diamond hands!? :ohdear:

diamond hands, not diamond wrists.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Investing in Crypto will cost you an arm and a leg!

JammyB
May 23, 2001

I slept with Mary and Joseph never found out

All my limbs, gone

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Coffezilla's new video profiles how a crypto influencer got kidnapped by a bunch of angry investors victims other crypto weirdos who forced him to record and release a confession where he's got a fairly prominent black eye before ransoming him back to his family.

I'd expect to see a lot more violence coming out of the crypto space now that the bottom's fallen out of the market. Turns out, when the money dries up in an industry filled with mobbed up conmen and finance bros, the mobbed up conmen turn on the finance bros.

Froghammer fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jul 27, 2023

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Froghammer posted:

Coffezilla's new video profiles how a crypto influencer got kidnapped by a bunch of angry investors victims other crypto weirdos who forced him to record and release a confession where he's got a fairly prominent black eye.

I'd expect to see a lot more violence coming out of the crypto space now that the bottom's fallen out of the market. Turns out, when the money dries up in an industry filled with mobbed up conmen and finance bros, the mobbed up conmen turn on the finance bros.

I don't think we're even close to reality yet. Most people who like crypto are still bullish in general. And not BBBY fervent, but still generally positive.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
The top tweet to that story's a real winner
https://twitter.com/thingskatedid/status/1684592839802384384

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Reading the article, it sound like it was probably something more mundane, though: he loaned money from a gang and didint pay

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Froghammer posted:

Coffezilla's new video profiles how a crypto influencer got kidnapped by a bunch of angry investors victims other crypto weirdos who forced him to record and release a confession where he's got a fairly prominent black eye before ransoming him back to his family.

I'd expect to see a lot more violence coming out of the crypto space now that the bottom's fallen out of the market. Turns out, when the money dries up in an industry filled with mobbed up conmen and finance bros, the mobbed up conmen turn on the finance bros.

I have a friend who worked at a shady retirement fund place that jumped into the crypto space and when they had a massive breach, they got death threats despite not having worked there for months before the breech.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
that dude got slurped 3X it looks like

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

JammyB posted:

All my limbs, gone

:golfclap:

SettingSun
Aug 10, 2013

I just watched a video from my feed about NHL nfts that were released. I intend to do a minimum amount of research on these but it appears to be the hockey version of Top Shots. I did enjoy this snippet from the terms of use:

quote:

REPRESENTATIONS & WARRANTIES

YOU REPRESENT AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE COLLECTING OR PURCHASING DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES SOLELY FOR YOUR OWN COLLECTION, PERSONAL USE AND ENJOYMENT FOR ENTERTAINMENT OR CONSUMPTIVE PURPOSES, AND NOT FOR SPECULATIVE OR INVESTMENT PURPOSES, FOR USE AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR CURRENCY OR MEDIUM OF EXCHANGE, OR RESALE OR REDISTRIBUTION, AND THAT YOU ARE NOT ACQUIRING ANY EQUITY OR OTHER OWNERSHIP OR PROFIT-SHARING INTEREST IN SWEET, ITS AFFILIATES OR ANY BRAND AS A RESULT OF YOUR OWNERSHIP OF DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES.

YOU WARRANT AND COVENANT THAT YOU WILL NOT PORTRAY THE DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GAIN AN ECONOMIC BENEFIT OR PROFIT, OR AS AN INVESTMENT, EQUITY, OR ANY OTHER OWNERSHIP OR PROFIT-SHARING INTEREST IN SWEET, ITS AFFILIATES OR ANY BRANDS.

YOU REPRESENT AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT LEGISLATIVE OR REGULATORY CHANGES AT THE STATE, FEDERAL OR INTERNATIONAL LEVEL MAY ADVERSELY AFFECT THE USE, TRANSFER, OR EXCHANGE OF THE DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


LifeSunDeath posted:

that dude got slurped 3X it looks like

He can't have slurped, if he had he would have had Special Forces from the mint to defend him.

Azubah
Jun 5, 2007

Well he can be slurped now, he's tiny enough.

Space Fish
Oct 14, 2008

The original Big Tuna.


crazysim posted:

diamond hands, not diamond wrists.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Scratch Monkey posted:

Q: What do you call a missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase?

A Non-Functional Torso, obviously.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

burtcoin

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Lammasu posted:

Then why are they still making them? Marvel and DC just announced new NFTs.

Because big companies move a lot slower than the crypto bros, having actual business deals rather than amphetamine addled whims. This poo poo moves so fast that the bottom's already dropped out of the market by the time the big companies have the tie in deals scheduled to drop.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

A Non-Functional Torso, obviously.

loving lmao

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

notwithoutmyanus posted:

:nms: in case of trigger warning (disembodied hand)

Thing really hit bottom didn't he?

The Pirate Captain
Jun 6, 2006

Avast ye lubbers, lest ye be scuppered!
I have found the best, most well thought out post explaining why BBBY is going to be so valuable here. To whet your appetite, here is a context free quote from it:

Reddit posted:

Look at the colors of the llama, the colors/stripes look very similar to something.

I honestly thought it was trolling but took a look through the user’s post history and it appears to be legit.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


The Pirate Captain posted:

I have found the best, most well thought out post explaining why BBBY is going to be so valuable here. To whet your appetite, here is a context free quote from it:

I honestly thought it was trolling but took a look through the user’s post history and it appears to be legit.

That is really loving unhinged--thank you for sharing!

coolusername
Aug 23, 2011

cooltitletext


Look at the goalposts, see them go, where they stop no one knowsSs

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Have they ever suggested WHY Cohen etc would make an enormous multi year effort to leave a trail of clues for them about his intentions for these companies?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

The Pirate Captain posted:

I have found the best, most well thought out post explaining why BBBY is going to be so valuable here. To whet your appetite, here is a context free quote from it:

I honestly thought it was trolling but took a look through the user’s post history and it appears to be legit.

quote:

Five months later we get this.. a quote from the movie Titanic. This is in relation to the famous scene, where Rose is asking Jack to draw her nude, wearing the blue/purple HEART diamond pendant. The movie starts with a crew trying to locate the Titanic and send down a submarine because they hope to find the diamond pendant which is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Anyways, in the movie, everyone searching for the pendent is interviewing the old lady "insert 84 years joke". But she's a crafty old bugger and she actually has had the diamond pendant the whole movie. Kinda selfish to have these people looking for it spending millions of dollars and the old bag has it in her pocket the whole movie laughing at them.

Many believe RC didn't sell, and I am in that boat (pun intended). TEDDY is also a listed as a bank. Easy place to store some shares that you could have sold to yourself... Is RC saying... he has had the shares along? Like the diamond purple/blue heart shaped pendant?

lol

quote:

About a year ago, we had someone on the boards who made a ban bet if BBBY doesn't hit a certain price he would have sex with a watermelon with the face of Mila Kunis on it. Unfortunately he lost the bet, and deleted his account and we never saw melon porn. This was back in late July of 2022. These books were published in Aug and Sept 2022. There is no way Ryan Cohen made children's books and put a banana and watermelon on dinner table. If you cant use your imagination.. the banana is a dick.

If you own the Teddy books, these things aren't the best illustrations and you can tell they were slapped together pretty quickly. I believe this is a subtle nod to us BBBY investors.

Alot of odd cohencidences here.

lmao

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Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Ok that has got to be a joke, there is no way someone actually believes that a former poster's promise to gently caress a watermelon has anything to do with future stock prices lol

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