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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Entorwellian posted:

Tried it for a month straight, a bottle a day. Didn't do jack poo poo to help.

Ouch that sucks. Sorry dude.

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LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

The toilet bowl is a canvas I paint with brown.

...and sometimes a little red.

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under
My husks my husks my dainty husks
1 tsp a day and my dumps are amay-ay-ay-ay

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I was holding in a poo poo trying to find this thread but I missed it somehow on page two.

Time to poo poo!

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

LiterallyATomato posted:

The toilet bowl is a canvas I paint with brown.

...and sometimes a little red.

what a beuatiful pallete

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Get up, take poo poo, lay down, immediately get the urge to poo poo again, poo poo again

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I'm making a pre-emptive post. I just had some spicy chicken. I can already feel my lower intestine roiling and writhing in abject fury. I can't trust any farts.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Ate lunch and quickly thereafter my body knew it had to make room.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Had a tiny, pathetic lil poop. Went to get ready for the day and suddenly had to go again and BAM!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Toxic Mental posted:

Get up, take poo poo, lay down, immediately get the urge to poo poo again, poo poo again

Life is good.

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
Ate 200g of pasta with a full head of spinach, 150g of shrimp and a pound of cherry tomatoes.

Sixth large poo of the day

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

What is the g to poop conversion rate for us idiot Americans?

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

poo



the word itself looks kinda like a poo log

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
Big plops.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
Getting paid to poop checking in

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib084tzN8H0

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Pissed off a tankie, had my favorite resturant for supper, and just took a huge poo poo. It's a good day.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
stinky stunky

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Mr.Acula posted:

poo



the word itself looks kinda like a poo log

Onamatapooa

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

FIX SIGNS posted:

Big plops.

Don't need a bidet if your splashback is mighty

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
might be some kinda record

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Big ol hangover poop

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Escape From Noise posted:

Big ol hangover poop

Like, it's so long it's hanging over the rim of the bowl?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

LiterallyATomato posted:

Like, it's so long it's hanging over the rim of the bowl?

Oh. You assumed it was solid.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Magma spill

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Had to poo poo before I walked the dog, just got back and now it's shy.

Just a bunch of farts and a tiny pellet.

:mediocre:

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Had to poo poo before I walked the dog, just got back and now it's shy.

Just a bunch of farts and a tiny pellet.

:mediocre:

:eddie murphy / richard pryor:
You be stickin' yo head up yo rear end sayin' "Is that all the poo poo I'mma gon get marfukka??"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nelson Mandingo posted:

... had my favorite restaurant for supper, and just took a huge poo poo.

It'd be huge alright!


To contribute: Curry (three types) for dinner last night, washed down with cola. A huge poo poo this morning. Coffee, curry leftovers and cola for lunch. Then another huge poo poo.

:feelsgood:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Here we goooooo

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


If you've ever seen that picture with the nurse carrying a bedpan with a 10lb log on it, I wonder if this is the before picture.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:same:

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Fruit for breakfast doing its job!

:fibercrew:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Period shits. No good.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Just layed some nice thick cable. Took a while to squeeze out the first and largest turd, with a satisfyingly audible PLOP!

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016


Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Spec

Tacular

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luv2shit
May 15, 2023


i think that man needs more fiber

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