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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


If the mel gibson character did in fact call someone sugar tits that's some powerful kojima precognition re: mel Gibson's dui where he called a cop sugar tits

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
he's a cop, you expect him to be a good guy?

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Hatebag posted:

If the mel gibson character did in fact call someone sugar tits that's some powerful kojima precognition re: mel Gibson's dui where he called a cop sugar tits

Kojima is from the future and just likes loving with us

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Al! posted:

he's a cop, you expect him to be a good guy?

No but there's 0% chance kojima was doing acab stuff in 1994 lol. He just wanted to make a game where you can grope every woman for the same reason there's lingering shots of meryl's butt and quiet can't wear clothes because of a medical condition

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
geez, well you know personally i played it a million times and never noticed, you pervert

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
evrrart claire just called me a retard

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

RealityWarCriminal posted:

evrrart claire just called me a retard

evrart claire is a man who sees much

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Hatebag posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's policenauts


Though I've never played it myself. Or snatcher

if its supposed to be like lethal weapon that is a well known mel gibson line

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Hatebag posted:

If the mel gibson character did in fact call someone sugar tits that's some powerful kojima precognition re: mel Gibson's dui where he called a cop sugar tits

beaten lol

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Hatebag posted:

No but there's 0% chance kojima was doing acab stuff in 1994 lol. He just wanted to make a game where you can grope every woman for the same reason there's lingering shots of meryl's butt and quiet can't wear clothes because of a medical condition

look she's allergic to clothes ok!!!

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Cup Runneth Over posted:

honestly? I'm down, I can break out all my toys

hell ya, i never got a chance to use the classes you unlock at the end of the game

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Hatebag posted:

quiet can't wear clothes because of a medical condition

RandomBlue posted:

look she's allergic to clothes ok!!!

you didnt play mgs5 did you


you probably think code talker loves natural ingredients

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Cuttlefush posted:

you didnt play mgs5 did you


you probably think code talker loves natural ingredients

I regret my words and deeds

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
no i love msg, 5 seems like too much though

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

MGS5 killed Konami video game dev fr fr

And it still came out like 2/3rds baked just a endless money pit

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Konami absolutely did Kojima dirty, but also I can definitely see why executives would be getting nervous about this expensive-rear end game that he kept throwing away big chunks of.

Death Stranding's development went okay so maybe they hired someone who's job it was to spray Kojima with water every time he thought about realistic ice physics or whatever.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
... i dont think they had someone whose job that was. maybe kojima wasn't the problem since he perviously pushed games out the door pretty consistently tight schedules? he had like 7 games without that kind of trouble cropping up. he wasn't shenmue guy

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I feel like you could just make infinite money off pachinko and then still crank out expensive auteur games that still make money and juice your ips to make your pachunko more popular and be happy, but I'm just some guy with depression

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


1stGear posted:

Death Stranding's development went okay so maybe they hired someone who's job it was to spray Kojima with water every time he thought about realistic ice physics or whatever.

you clearly weren’t playing the same death stranding as everyone else

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

The Chad Jihad posted:

I feel like you could just make infinite money off pachinko and then still crank out expensive auteur games that still make money and juice your ips to make your pachunko more popular and be happy, but I'm just some guy with depression

the pachinko thing was a gamer myth. they didn't shutter their video game poo poo for it. it's not where most of their revenue comes from

https://img.konami.com/ir/en/ir-data/meeting/2023/en0202_f9ue27.pdf



even more in favor of the video games for actual profit (digital entertainment is the video game stuff, gaming is the casino stuff)

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
do they make toilets?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

do they make toilets?

i want a Castlevania branded toilet that says "eheheh thank you!" when i poo poo in it.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Cuttlefush posted:

you didnt play mgs5 did you


you probably think code talker loves natural ingredients

I did, that's the reason she's wearing a tactical bikini. And of course i know about the hamburgers

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Hatebag posted:

I did, that's the reason she's wearing a tactical bikini. And of course i know about the hamburgers

i would prefer if kojima didn't do it so weird though. yakuza pulls off what i think he tries to go for a lot better most of the time with it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Cuttlefush posted:

the pachinko thing was a gamer myth. they didn't shutter their video game poo poo for it. it's not where most of their revenue comes from

https://img.konami.com/ir/en/ir-data/meeting/2023/en0202_f9ue27.pdf



even more in favor of the video games for actual profit (digital entertainment is the video game stuff, gaming is the casino stuff)

what the gently caress is eliminations

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
eliminations are UP UP UP

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Al! posted:

what the gently caress is eliminations

you know what it is

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
(it's an accounting thing for dealing with money going in between different companies or parts of the company or whatever. it dont matter)

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Al! posted:

what the gently caress is eliminations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
that's an animation. different thing

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Cuttlefush posted:

i would prefer if kojima didn't do it so weird though. yakuza pulls off what i think he tries to go for a lot better most of the time with it

Yeah maybe. I think he's trying to get players horny and then make fun of them for being horny, but he's also horny for the things he's making. Plus imho otacon and similar characters are his self-insert cum reflection of the player to mock himself and the player for being dweebs. A lot going on

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
unreading those words. do not contact me again

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
Kojima games always feel pretty stream-of-consciousness
him writing a serious story and then thinking about boobs and writing the boobs into the story feels fitting

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

i didn't think quiet was as bad as the mgs4 bosses. at least there's an explanation, as flimsy as it is

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

SomethingBeautiful posted:

i didn't think quiet was as bad as the mgs4 bosses. at least there's an explanation, as flimsy as it is

yep. nothing close to those

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
I'm fragile
but I'm not that frageele

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Al! posted:

what the gently caress is eliminations

i mean they are a yakuza front....

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

respect to yoko taro for just admitting that he's a perv and he really likes butts

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
yoko taro owns

hope we get a new nier or other new yoko game soon

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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
SNATCHER is actually really good, Policenauts was imho a step down.

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