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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Byzantine posted:

Do you have any references for them? Not disputing, just curious. Usually Odin's deal was he wanted the souls of warriors who died in battle for his army of Einherjar, not to train the living.
Not specifically. I think it's just the Nazi scholarship synthesis backing up their death cult and it's trickled into pop culture like American Gods and Crusader Kings.

Basically Odin is associated with hanging and by hanging, gaining knowledge/power. The historical record of this is as Odin telling a story of gaining the runes when he hung and pierced himself with a spear. But that stinks of Christian syncretism (whether it is or not) and older rune stones or pictographs only depict Odin watching over hangings of others so prehistoric Odin opening: hanging is important and it's usually something you don't want done to you and yours, so the power is gained by doing it to others and might makes right if you're a fascist looking for big fascist daddy gods so you should probably be hanging others. From there you can further find accounts of those at the bad end of a viking raid talking about human sacrifice and bingo bango Odin is a big fascist daddy needing you to hang the lesser people to stave off the end of the world.


ToxicFrog posted:

Giving this way more thought than it deserves:
- depending on where you read, it is possible that only the best of those who die in battle are chosen by the valkyries, so you want to train your candidates up before they bite it
- even if that's not the case, they still need to die in battle, which means you need to (a) have a battle and (b) get them to actually show up to it rather than doing the sensible thing and running the gently caress away
There's also a bit of wiggle room, and this is where I'm least sure of what I'm making up vs what I've adsorbed by osmosis, that the einherjar are promised to vanguard the Aesir at Vigrithr but the battle is expected to spill into Midgard if not all the realms so if there are going to be mortals left in an outside Ragnarok victory for the Aesir they need to hold their own in Midgard.

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thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Everyone wants to worship Odin but nobody wants to get to get hosed in the rear end to get magic powers.

Well, the people who do want that don’t want to worship Odin, at least

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Marcade posted:

Odinism is passe. Call me when you get into Onanism.

I hear self-flagellation is a central tenet

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

I hear self-flagellation is a central tenet

As is shaking hands with the bishop

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I thought you were supposed to beat the bishop. This is very embarrassing.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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Box 'im till he's bloody

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Mentioning Crusader Kings got me thinking about a different Paradox game. Specifically I'm mad about the huge Hearts of Iron mod Kaiserreich having Huey Long be the champion of the US fascist movement.

Huey Long was a left-wing radical from a parish that had been an abolitionist and union bastion in the civil war, and continued on to be a bastion for the progressives, for Eugene Debs and the socialists, and on into the civil rights era. He saved a lot of people during the Great Depression. He draft-dodged the Great War and won his own case when he was tried under the Espionage Act. Despite never even finishing high school. He hated Standard Oil and US imperialism in South America. He lambasted Franklin Roosevelt for not being radical enough during the early New Deal years and Roosevelt in turn took most of his advice in the Second New Deal. He advocated universal national healthcare back when most countries didn't have it. He got shot for doing what lots of US americans want to do today, gerrymander the poo poo out of a right-wing failson opponent and give them a taste of their own medicine.

But now thanks to the mapgame mod, almost everyone not around here knows Huey Long as "neoconfederate fascist lunatic" which is so bullshit :colbert:



he wasn't perfect but I'm glad to have him buried in a giant tomb glaring right at the godawful rightist state capital

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



zedprime posted:

Not specifically. I think it's just the Nazi scholarship synthesis backing up their death cult and it's trickled into pop culture like American Gods and Crusader Kings.

Basically Odin is associated with hanging and by hanging, gaining knowledge/power. The historical record of this is as Odin telling a story of gaining the runes when he hung and pierced himself with a spear. But that stinks of Christian syncretism (whether it is or not) and older rune stones or pictographs only depict Odin watching over hangings of others so prehistoric Odin opening: hanging is important and it's usually something you don't want done to you and yours, so the power is gained by doing it to others and might makes right if you're a fascist looking for big fascist daddy gods so you should probably be hanging others. From there you can further find accounts of those at the bad end of a viking raid talking about human sacrifice and bingo bango Odin is a big fascist daddy needing you to hang the lesser people to stave off the end of the world.

There's also a bit of wiggle room, and this is where I'm least sure of what I'm making up vs what I've adsorbed by osmosis, that the einherjar are promised to vanguard the Aesir at Vigrithr but the battle is expected to spill into Midgard if not all the realms so if there are going to be mortals left in an outside Ragnarok victory for the Aesir they need to hold their own in Midgard.

huh, never heard this interpretation in denmark

but as far as rune stones & bracteates etc, odin is most commonly depicted as a one-eyed warrior/king, often with his horse sleipnir and/or the ravens huginn & muninn. i cant recall any that show him hanged. there are some that show a bound figure, but he is usually interpreted as loki

human sacrifice was absolutely a thing (unless bog bodies were just a way of disposing of murder victims), but from what ive read sacrifices werent dedicated specifically to odin (except perhaps in his title as psychopomp) but rather to the entire pantheon

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Odin hung himself for nine days from the branches of the world tree.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

venus de lmao posted:

I thought you were supposed to beat the bishop. This is very embarrassing.



Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

Box 'im till he's bloody

Smack my bishop? Smack my bishop?!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Biplane posted:

Odin hung himself for nine days from the branches of the world tree.

yes sure he was himself hanged (nazis are gonna make up poo poo anyway, but iirc the havamal is the only source for that & it was recorded centuries after the north was christianized, so zedprime is probably right that there might be some christian influence esp re the spear) but i dont recall that he is actually depicted in a hanging context, thats my main objection to the idea really

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tribbledirigible posted:

Smack my bishop? Smack my bishop?!

*varg's ears perk up* firestarter? i am a firestarter

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Carthag Tuek posted:

*varg's ears perk up* firestarter? i am a firestarter

:golfclap:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Carthag Tuek posted:

yes sure he was himself hanged (nazis are gonna make up poo poo anyway, but iirc the havamal is the only source for that & it was recorded centuries after the north was christianized, so zedprime is probably right that there might be some christian influence esp re the spear) but i dont recall that he is actually depicted in a hanging context, thats my main objection to the idea really
The first source I'm getting off Google for Odin presiding over hangings just says "some Gotland picture stone has sleipnir and a hanging" and is further unsourced itself so I'm now idly googling picture stones.

There is ex. Stora Hammars I which has a purported Odin holy symbol directly over a human sacrifice. Which with enough Odin white washing could just be psychopomp but you can't exactly ask the artist anymore and like you say, Nazis gonna Nazi.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


the holy poopacy posted:

Sure, but they also had an entirely different set of values and prejudices and the things that are divisive today are not necessarily things they would have given two shits about.

The ancient Norse warrior elite did not have any concept of "homosexuality", much of what we consider gay is stuff they would disapprove of, but to them it would be "argr", which is betraying the Bro Code by letting oneself be penetrated--so tops are OK, war rape of dudes is badass, but bottoms are reprehensible and equivalent to wizards, who are also unmanly and evil.

Gandalf? They would have murdered the gently caress out of Gandalf.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



zedprime posted:

The first source I'm getting off Google for Odin presiding over hangings just says "some Gotland picture stone has sleipnir and a hanging" and is further unsourced itself so I'm now idly googling picture stones.

There is ex. Stora Hammars I which has a purported Odin holy symbol directly over a human sacrifice. Which with enough Odin white washing could just be psychopomp but you can't exactly ask the artist anymore and like you say, Nazis gonna Nazi.

yeah lot of battle scenes on the Hammar stones but no hangings that i can see

Woolie Wool posted:

The ancient Norse warrior elite did not have any concept of "homosexuality", much of what we consider gay is stuff they would disapprove of, but to them it would be "argr", which is betraying the Bro Code by letting oneself be penetrated--so tops are OK, war rape of dudes is badass, but bottoms are reprehensible and equivalent to wizards, who are also unmanly and evil.

Gandalf? They would have murdered the gently caress out of Gandalf.

the top/bottom equals man/woman thing was the greeks & romans tho? there was tons of machismo, slavery, and rape in ancient scandinavia but making stuff up is counterproductive. im not trying to whitewash, i just prefer that its actually in the text or at least subtext

fwiw there are multiple examples of afab people being buried as "warrior kings" (ie swords, horse stuff, boats) and theres in i think norway (something -haug, google is worthless now) a burial of an xxy chromosome person who was clearly of high stature. so at least in the upper classes, having whatever biological sex wasnt necessarily your fate

also :actually: gandalf was a dwarf in norse mythology, tolkien got a lot of names and stuff from there and elsewhere

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Woolie Wool posted:

The ancient Norse warrior elite did not have any concept of "homosexuality", much of what we consider gay is stuff they would disapprove of, but to them it would be "argr", which is betraying the Bro Code by letting oneself be penetrated--so tops are OK, war rape of dudes is badass, but bottoms are reprehensible and equivalent to wizards, who are also unmanly and evil.

Gandalf? They would have murdered the gently caress out of Gandalf.

I mean that’s basically every ancient culture including the Roman’s and the Greeks

The Greeks found a workaround with their young boy stuff, but even that didn’t involve penetration, ideally

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Alf in Gandalf is "álfr" or elf in the original text because to the Norse Elf probably meant something more akin to minor diety or powerful supernatural being instead of being a separate race as we would understand it today.

Due to this there are some dwarves who are elves and also some venerated ancestors who are elves and so on and so forth.

Troll works similarly but was usually used to describe malignant supernatural powers like wizards, ghosts, and monsters. Like with elves it didn't become a word for one specific type of creature until the 18th century when people got really into categorization and Trolls became just giants/ogres. In the Scandinavian languages this older still survives as magic is Trolldom and a wizard is a trollmand. Which is why in Nordic translations of Lord of the Rings Gand-Elf is a Troll-Man.

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Where do Ogres come from

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ask your DM

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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I wish I had one :c

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Oh DM not DOM my bad whoopsie

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

verbal enema posted:

Where do Ogres come from
Orcus, dorkus.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Lmao, researching this more than the amount needed for a throwaway joke and finding out l'Academie contrarily states Ogre actually comes from Hungarians being monsters.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
lol tbh

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
People be like "in history folks thought tops were manly but bottoms were not AND THEREFORE OBVIOUSLY bottoms got loving murdered by default all the time"

1. that doesn't necessarily follow, please show your work
2. even right here and now in current time today this attitude continues and a ton of people are openly homophobic every day but bottoms are not being murdered constantly without survival, however in history we assume that they must have been

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Much like Sparta's helots, bottoms outnumber tops 10 to 1 and must have their numbers culled.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
Like maybe in history most of the time if you were gay everybody just made fun of you a lot. Maybe it wasn't always straight to murder. Even if society hates you on principle your neighbors might get well be willing to overlook your proclivities because they know you. This is a thing that has happened and continues to happen but when we as a group look at the past it's just "ah medieval homophobia definitely means automatic ultramurder." Like the exact same thing Naomi Whatseefuck did with the verdict of death recorded

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

InediblePenguin posted:

People be like "in history folks thought tops were manly but bottoms were not AND THEREFORE OBVIOUSLY bottoms got loving murdered by default all the time"

1. that doesn't necessarily follow, please show your work
2. even right here and now in current time today this attitude continues and a ton of people are openly homophobic every day but bottoms are not being murdered constantly without survival, however in history we assume that they must have been

Who said it was murder? The whole point is it wasn’t socially acceptable. Which could lead to murder but doesn’t have to be. Though there is a case that survives from the Republican era Roman military where that is exactly how it played out and the killer was presented as a hero

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cf "the lovers of modena" buried hand in hand some 1500 years ago, who were assumed to be a cishet couple but it turns out theyre both biologically male

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Woolie Wool posted:

Gandalf? They would have murdered the gently caress out of Gandalf.

me and my friends would have killed gandalf with hammers I can tell you that much

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

cf "the lovers of modena" buried hand in hand some 1500 years ago, who were assumed to be a cishet couple but it turns out theyre both biologically male



Just guys being bros

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Six feet deep cause they were gay

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Marcade posted:

Six feet deep cause they were gay

if they were killed for being gay, i dont think they'd be buried as a couple like that. that shows respect

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It's a (stupid) reference to an old vine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjlAB06p-g

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Marcade posted:

It's a (stupid) reference to an old vine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjlAB06p-g

hah okay i forgot that the 2 bros were specifically "5 feet apart". kind of a deep cut tho lol

man i miss vine

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Who said it was murder?
this post on this very same page sir

Woolie Wool posted:

The ancient Norse warrior elite did not have any concept of "homosexuality", much of what we consider gay is stuff they would disapprove of, but to them it would be "argr", which is betraying the Bro Code by letting oneself be penetrated--so tops are OK, war rape of dudes is badass, but bottoms are reprehensible and equivalent to wizards, who are also unmanly and evil.

Gandalf? They would have murdered the gently caress out of Gandalf.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Wasn’t All The King’s Men based on the career of Huey Long?

He wasn’t a fascist per se (he kinda defies modern political labels) but definitely was an authoritarian willing to illegally use the force of the state to get his way

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I remember someone posted something once about a term for dwarf magic and I cannot find the term anymore and if it was something from real folklore or if it was just some gaming or lotr made up stuff. Maybe it started with a D? I'm only posting it here because of recent topics

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

I remember someone posted something once about a term for dwarf magic and I cannot find the term anymore and if it was something from real folklore or if it was just some gaming or lotr made up stuff. Maybe it started with a D? I'm only posting it here because of recent topics

dwarves are just little people, theyre fine. its the finns who do weird troll magic

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