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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

lmao

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Discord up

Don't be weird.

https://discord.gg/sdvN88j3

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

I forgot what day it was lol. Did my guy kick anyone in the nuts?




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Leadthumb posted:

I forgot what day it was lol. Did my guy kick anyone in the nuts?

Yeah we were both in the match with ball-destroying offense so it was just a series of attacks to scrote, just mutilating their nuts

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

I will battle - for PSP! Motherfuckers will get the claw

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Saturday Matinee Card, 6pm EDT

We're going to spice up the Saturday Matinee with some changes to bets. Rather than picking a winner or loser, we'll be doing prop bets

Prop Bet: Which wrestler will make the pin?
GURPS Jerks vs Team Discovery Channel vs Team CD (MacheteZombie and CrescentWrench)

Prop Bet: Will someone bleed?
FilthyImp vs tmfc

Prop Bet: Who gets pinned?
verbal enema vs Toph Bei Fong vs Grassy Knowles

Prop Bet: Will Mid Show hit the chokeslam?
PSP Fake (KungFuGrip and That DICK!) vs ePa (dromal phrenia and IGgy IGsen)

Prop Bet: Will Jurgis survive 5 minutes or win?
BRJurgis vs Danaru, CubicalSucrose and Ohtori Akio

Prop Bet: Will someone go through the cell?
HELL IN A CELL
Neoaxd vs Buschmaki

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I'll bet one av,purchase that I do not get pinned

Shions of Qud





MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
That's a really fun way to shake up betting

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I致e been on vacation this week and am going to try to watch from The Mountains. Kungfu Grip, always thought very highly of you. Let me get my poo poo in. Also lmao at the mod

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

We池e winning this for our mod

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

TheSwizzler posted:


Team CD (MacheteZombie and CrescentWrench)


We need a name, Machete.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

TheSwizzler posted:



Sunday, August 13 from the Great Dismal Swamp

Champions will be crowned

Civil Wars will be fought

SAW Women's World Championship:
Boba Pearl vs sube vs Leraika

SAW Men's World Championship:
NO HOLDS BARRED
Cavauro vs Pungry

SAW Men's World Tag Team Championship:
TRIPLE THREAT TORNADO TAG

ADTRW vs PSP Oildome vs DEAR JEFFREY

SAW Women's Tag Team Championship
FATAL FOUR WAY TORNADO TAG

CSPAM vs Perish Ye Foes vs The Hall Monitors vs Imp Zone

Tuseday Titan PYF Championship:
The Saddest Rhino vs copy vs Pewdiepie vs Major Isoor

Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Championship
TABLES MATCH

FurnaceFace vs prayer group vs mbt

Ring of Dishonor Title Match
BRJurgis vs Harold Fjord

Men's Money In the Bank Ladder Match
That DICK! vs MacheteZombie vs SuplexLiberace vs dromal phrenia vs Buschmaki vs CubicalSucrose vs Vincent Van Goatse vs Leadthumb

ADTRW Civil War Match
Winner Becomes Leader of ADTRW

Namtab vs marumaru vs verbalenema vs sb hermit vs GatesofD vs malsangoroth

Grudge Match
Large Loser Models vs Jeffrey of YOSPOS and a Mystery Partner

Tag Team Title #1 Contender Match
Winner gets a Tag Title Shot at Tuesday Tita
n
Malice and Gromit vs GURPS Jerks vs Team Discovery Channel vs Gamers Rise Up

Women's Title #1 Contender Match
Winner gets a shot at the Women's Title on Thursday Neon
ghosthorse vs Lady Radia vs Solefald vs Sisal Two-Step

Faction Warfare Elimination Match
CSPAM vs GBS vs ePa (Swizzler and IGgy IGsen) vs PYF (FNLN and Tenkaris)

10 Man Royal Rumble Match for a shot at the Thursday Neon Flamewar Title

Now that痴 a goddamn card. Buckle up, Jeffrey.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
sb since you don't seem to want to have anyone probated we will refund your 10k

Malsangoroth
Apr 2, 2015

Caught up with the vods, haven't stopped laughing for long enough to call a doctor.





But now? Now? The laughter stops.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm counting on that DICK to win at the ppv. i'm counting on dromal to win at the ppv.

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Jeremor posted:

I let the team down, you know, in our first game of the season. Nobody wanted to start out 0-1, but its a long season, you know, and we've got a great team and we were up against some great teams out there. There ain't no easy games in the SEC.

It comes down to every player to do his part, you know, just like Coach says. I gotta be patient and wait for my opportunity to get back out on the field, you know, just play my role and be there for my teammates, you know. I think the bus got delayed in Myrtle Beach but they'll be here any day now. Respect to our opponents, they played a hell of a game out there, and thankful to the crowd for showing out.

Above all, thank you to God, thanks Jesus for allowing me to play football good.
Go cocks

lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Buddy I知 rooting for you and me so hard that if pungent wins and I win I知 cashing in that very night.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Will to you too but I値l be kind of bummed

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

That DICK! posted:

Buddy I知 rooting for you and me so hard that if pungent wins and I win I知 cashing in that very night.

Mid Show had a single light beer and has lost the plot (on account of his very light body weight)

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Me, adult American, making sure I don't make any plans that will get in the way of my bot wrestlers rampages.

Harold may have even more technical table game than me... and we must fight. At least I'll have pinned this gape tail onto somebody else by then!

BRJurgis fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jul 29, 2023

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
what the gently caress did any of that mean

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TheSwizzler posted:

what the gently caress did any of that mean

dude's taken a lot of chair shots to the head


Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
I'm gonna miss watching my title match, alas.

Good luck to both my opponents and I hope you don't feel too bad when I crush you

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ty Megamissen

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

TheSwizzler posted:

Saturday Matinee Card, 6pm EDT

We're going to spice up the Saturday Matinee with some changes to bets. Rather than picking a winner or loser, we'll be doing prop bets

Prop Bet: Which wrestler will make the pin?
GURPS Jerks vs Team Discovery Channel vs Team CD (MacheteZombie and CrescentWrench)

Prop Bet: Will someone bleed?
FilthyImp vs tmfc

Prop Bet: Who gets pinned?
verbal enema vs Toph Bei Fong vs Grassy Knowles

Prop Bet: Will Mid Show hit the chokeslam?
PSP Fake (KungFuGrip and That DICK!) vs ePa (dromal phrenia and IGgy IGsen)

Prop Bet: Will Jurgis survive 5 minutes or win?
BRJurgis vs Danaru, CubicalSucrose and Ohtori Akio

Prop Bet: Will someone go through the cell?
HELL IN A CELL
Neoaxd vs Buschmaki


MacheteZombie posted:

That's a really fun way to shake up betting

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I love the prop bets, and always relish any chance to lose money betting on myself.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
as an SAS wrassler I can assure you prop bets are what make sports better so good call


Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

i guess i should post it here for people using bookmarks, i made a thread where you can find the roster, a list of tag teams and match results

if anyone remembers who were in the first 8-woman battle royale please tell me (i have a rough idea but im only sure of boba pearl and namtab)

Cavauro posted:

ty Megamissen

:tipshat:

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





TheSwizzler posted:

sb since you don't seem to want to have anyone probated we will refund your 10k

:kiddo:

I guess I値l make a really big bet

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

We need a name, Machete.

Hell yea we do!

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ghosthorse posted:

as an SAS wrassler I can assure you prop bets are what make sports better so good call

15 minute promo hyping up the new SAW/Draft Kings partnership

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


Tarquinn posted:

Poor little BYOBs, too chill to fight back. :smug:



Excellent use of a probe. :hfive:

i'm also too chill to reply quickly. but if you wanna go let's have a ladder match with my briefcase-shaped vape battery on the line pal


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Friends visiting endangering my schedule. Hope I can catch everything somehow.

When does sundays event start?

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Mekchu posted:

15 minute promo hyping up the new SAW/Draft Kings partnership

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Rob Ford Crew.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Megamissen posted:

Note: Sube's spot was intended for ghosthorse, but Swizzler forgot Namtab schemed to have another ADTRW member in the match



Megamissen posted:

Mixed Tag Team Match
TFF (Cavauro / ghosthorse) vs ADTRW (FilthyImp / Namtab)
Outcome: TFF wins by ghosthorse forcing Namtab to tap out


Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

verbal enema posted:

Came to this federation under the promise that we'd be running it! Seems to me though that we ain't! I can promise you suckas that I will hold NOTHING back in this Civil War match. If you really are a leader Namtab now is the time to show it. Sack up and get it done or WE will.

I Will come hell of high water.

Pussy.

If it helps motivate you my machinations have meant that only sube is in any kind of title match in the ppv

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

LIVE Now with a bonus match!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Trying to bet with the new rules like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jt8OgNEUgk

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I was pulling for Jurgis so hard in that 1v3

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

verbal enema posted:

I was pulling for Jurgis so hard in that 1v3

He may not have won but he sure put up one hell of a fight.

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