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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lol rumor spreading through the crowd of big sexy leather daddies chomping on cigars that password guy wants to suck all their dicks

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
dore tip for first timers: wear more clothing than you think you'll need, it get chilly around 3pm so bundle up in a leather jacket and jodphurs

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Its gonna be almost 20 whole fwiggin degrees Celsius on Sunday :worship: Summer is almost freaking here baby

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

getting banned from grindr before i could seal the deal so now me and my otter harem are walking around downtown putting up photocopies of my flaccid cock

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Gravid Topiary posted:

getting banned from grindr before i could seal the deal so now me and my otter harem are walking around downtown putting up photocopies of my flaccid cock

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Gravid Topiary posted:

getting banned from grindr before i could seal the deal so now me and my otter harem are walking around downtown putting up photocopies of my flaccid cock

Lol

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Gravid Topiary posted:

getting banned from grindr before i could seal the deal so now me and my otter harem are walking around downtown putting up photocopies of my flaccid cock

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

The classic NYC adventure of hunting down a twink in cold blood

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Poppers posted:

The classic NYC adventure of hunting down a twink in cold blood

truman capote themed night club

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Tis the season my ex who wants me to whip her rear end is texting me about my weekend plans :evilbuddy:

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Misogyny and violence against women ftw!

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMrWSTlvgg

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm still mad at the CIA for murdering my favorite autistic furry femboy socialist, Ernest Hemingway.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

rodbeard posted:

I'm still mad at the CIA for murdering my favorite autistic furry femboy socialist, Ernest Hemingway.

same, sister

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I'm gonna be one of those old gays who does a lot of steroids and spends a few weeks a year in palm springs probably
Be sure to get your skin really hosed up in the sun, total lobster mode. Also wear short shorts no matter how fat you get. Twink is a state of mind.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
There is an old gay dude in my apartment who has an enormous half-serval cat he walks on a leash while wearing a matching leopard print coat and I want to project that kind of old queen energy when I am 50

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
if u walk as though your head already bears the crown, one day it will

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
or twinks the crown, either way itt works

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Twinks crowning. Nature is beautiful.

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

boyfriend met some random lady at work who invited us to a pool party at her fancy house and when we showed up there were a billion other gays she barely knows there

thinking about how if i became just one rich fag hags #1 gay I could be set for life :twisted:

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Feels Villeneuve posted:

There is an old gay dude in my apartment who has an enormous half-serval cat he walks on a leash while wearing a matching leopard print coat and I want to project that kind of old queen energy when I am 50

walking your cat on a leash is pretty gay

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

QUEER FRASIER posted:

boyfriend met some random lady at work who invited us to a pool party at her fancy house and when we showed up there were a billion other gays she barely knows there

thinking about how if i became just one rich fag hags #1 gay I could be set for life :twisted:

I would party with her

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Poppers posted:

Twinks crowning. Nature is beautiful.

lol

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Wish I was a fun gay instead of a boring autistic loser

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

It's never too late :mufasa:

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

that's not on the human being list of acceptable vacation destinations: berlin, san francisco, amsterdam, new york, fort lauderdale, key west, palm springs, pv, and ptown

Detroit but *only* during the Techno Festival

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

rodbeard posted:

Wish I was a fun gay instead of a boring autistic loser

Im the latter all you gotta do is find one fun gay to glom onto and suddenly youll be up to your ears in ketamine and debates about The View hosts

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Faggots love glomping. They practically invented it.

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

Alyssa saving The View :swoon:

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

War and Pieces posted:

Detroit but *only* during the Techno Festival

its called movement because its poo poo from an rear end

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Faggots love techno. Final loving warning.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

real homos still call it DEMF

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Poppers posted:

Faggots love glomping. They practically invented it.

Its true

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
HI-NRG faggotry

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

real homos still call it DEMF

Wanna try fitting bofa demf in your mouth?

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

its called movement because its poo poo from an rear end

lol

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Poppers posted:

Wanna try fitting bofa demf in your mouth?

lol

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Rave today :cheers:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Epic OP. I am on a smoke break and browsing the gay sex app.

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Homophobic mods strike again. Disgusting

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