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Is Musk playing some kind of gambit where if he gets evicted he doesn't have to pay rent owned or something? Because why would you make it STROBE for and at that level of brightness? My city has just finished up a month long public light show and nothing was that bright and obnoxious.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:08
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:those dead plants were succulents and the grass was artificial uh how do you get succulents that dead does it literally never rain in San Fran?
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Jul 29, 2023 15:08
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Croccers posted:Is Musk playing some kind of gambit where if he gets evicted he doesn't have to pay rent owned or something? Because why would you make it STROBE for and at that level of brightness? have you considered that elon is a "loving idiot?"
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Jul 29, 2023 15:09
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It’s funny that people, even in this thread, continue to vastly overestimate his intelligence by assuming that there must somehow be any sort of plan, with any degree of coherence.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:14
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If you ever find yourself asking "Is Musk playing some kind of gambit?" the answer is always "no he's loving stupid"
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Jul 29, 2023 15:16
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:uh how do you get succulents that dead Unless I'm reading it wrong according to here they've had two days of rain since may 9th. So apparently yeah at the moment the answer would be pretty much yes.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:16
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I'm pretty sure the cleverest gambit Musk ever pulled was coming out as a Republican, after being contacted by a journalist working on a story about his history of sexual harassment, but before the story was published, and I doubt he came up with that one on his own.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:18
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kazil posted:If you ever find yourself asking "Is Musk playing some kind of gambit?" the answer is always "no he's loving stupid" Both can be true - Elon thinks he's playing some kind of gambit, but he's actually loving stupid and doesn't comprehend the actual outcomes of his actions. Just always acting in the moment, assuming it'll make people stand up and clap for how good and cool he, Elon Musk; Tech Guru, is.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:19
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Both can be true - Elon thinks he's playing some kind of gambit, but he's actually loving stupid and doesn't comprehend the actual outcomes of his actions. Just always acting in the moment, assuming it'll make people stand up and clap for how good and cool he, Elon Musk; Tech Guru, is. I don't know if he even got that far, tbh. I think it was more that he thought it would be cool and there's no one left to tell him no.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:23
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Croccers posted:Is Musk playing some kind of gambit where if he gets evicted he doesn't have to pay rent owned or something? Because why would you make it STROBE for and at that level of brightness? Because he’s angry at literally most of humanity, and wants to hurt us. He reinstated the guy that’s posting child sex abuse. Use your goddamn head. This is no longer about money. This is about hurting people.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:23
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kazil posted:I don't know if he even got that far, tbh. I think it was more that he thought it would be cool and there's no one left to tell him no. And by cool you mean “it’s cool how much it bothers another human” that’s his goal lately.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:24
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:uh how do you get succulents that dead More likely killed them by overwatering them or watering them after it was already late morning early afternoon. With how foggy it usually is in the morning in SF, I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t even really need to water them much at all, ever.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:24
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spunkshui posted:And by cool you mean “it’s cool how much it bothers another human” that’s his goal lately. No. It would surprise me if Elon thought about another person's feelings at all.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:26
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Why is he even renting at all? Why doesn't he just buy the building? Buildings like that don't cost billions of dollars
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Jul 29, 2023 15:26
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Data Graham posted:Why is he even renting at all? Why doesn't he just buy the building? cuz hes the epitome of penny, pound duh
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Jul 29, 2023 15:28
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kazil posted:No. It would surprise me if Elon thought about another person's feelings at all. Well we know he cares about one person's at least. Mostly because they dumped him, but still...
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Jul 29, 2023 15:29
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Something snapped in his head when she left him, further crack pinged due to his dad getting more pussy than he is.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:30
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having the gayest url he could think of is worth any amount of his gay billions. but the employees? gently caress em, anyone can make x.com. the advertisers? gently caress em, and make them pay $1000 just for the privilege of being considered as a partner. the users? gently caress em, let anyone who subscribes monthly to the newspaper equivalent of youtube comments run amok and poo poo up the feeds of non paying users (parasites). oh, and the plants? yeah, theyre gay. mmake way for my 9:16 X you little poors many rich are like this
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Jul 29, 2023 15:33
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Well we know he cares about one person's at least. Mostly because they dumped him, but still... happyhippy posted:Something snapped in his head when she left him, further crack pinged due to his dad getting more pussy than he is. speaking of Grimes 
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Jul 29, 2023 15:33
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lmao is she cosplaying as the death note girl elon has a fetish for
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Jul 29, 2023 15:40
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So the point of X! is to make an everything app with finance stuff right? Wondering when were going to start to see any fiance stuff hacked in as between the current spaghetti code, hate of testing, and hate of even pretending to follow any regulations, that should end in fun times. I assume trying to add some crypto related thing will be first. Is X coin already a thing? I feel like that must of already been taken.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:42
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They're going to start with a venmo style thing, and whenever someone sends money to another user, it will show up in their timeliness for everyone can see, and it will take them at least a week to track down why.
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Jul 29, 2023 15:56
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With military dictators there’s always a chance one if your bodyguards will pull a fast one and shoot you in the back. While we can’t be so lucky with Elon, I daydream someone from his entourage turns around one day and just socks him a big one right in his stupid face. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 29, 2023 16:10
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kazil posted:speaking of Grimes Does she likes his tweets?
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Jul 29, 2023 16:11
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TulliusCicero posted:How... how does one get this stunted mentally and emotionally? Don't you get it, he's laughing so hard! I bet he's laughing the loudest in the whole room. He's so aloof and cool!
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Jul 29, 2023 16:12
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I take it we’ve all heard Grimes new track where she impersonates GladOS ?
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Jul 29, 2023 16:16
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Alan Smithee posted:he would have bought it from lowtax I was going to make a joke that no one has ever seen Elon and Jeffrey of YOSPOS in the same room together. But Musk is a man who can't even keep his sockpuppets straight, so that's just a silly insinuation. Now I want a Batman story, where is fake Bruce Wayne persona is the biggest idiot of the world. Batman tries desperately to make the worst decisions imaginable to appear like a fool and gets depressed since so many people actually insist that he's a genius. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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Jul 29, 2023 16:19
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YF-23 posted:At what point does the landlord decide that the billionaire manchild hosed with their property too much and evicts him? I think we should be thankful to Mr X for revealing that the modern configuration of law is just a technocratic sham. Do whatever you want! The useless courts and the traitor police won't stop you! Just pay your guys to spout nonsense and carry on. you must be *this* rich to ride
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Jul 29, 2023 16:21
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He could have been an EVE Online superstar instead of all this nonsense. Make people big mad for a pittance.
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Jul 29, 2023 16:21
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Grimes was so miserable partnered to Elon that she surgically altered her eyesight to remove the color blue in an attempt to tackle "seasonal depression"
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Jul 29, 2023 16:22
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smellmycheese posted:I take it we’ve all heard Grimes new track where she impersonates GladOS ? I'm happy to say I've never heard her music and have no intention of ever listening to it, but somehow I think it'll be as dumb as she is. parthenocarpy posted:Grimes was so miserable partnered to Elon that she surgically altered her eyesight to remove the color blue in an attempt to tackle "seasonal depression" Unsure if a joke or not. But this is the woman who ate nothing but spaghetti and nearly died, so who knows.
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Jul 29, 2023 16:24
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YF-23 posted:At what point does the landlord decide that the billionaire manchild hosed with their property too much and evicts him? As soon as they find someone else willing to rent dozens of floors of an office tower in San Francisco in this market. Never.
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parthenocarpy posted:Grimes was so miserable partnered to Elon that she surgically altered her eyesight to remove the color blue in an attempt to tackle "seasonal depression" The rebranding is all just a move to finally get seen again.
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Wow. Can't believe people are mad at Musk for reinstating a child molester when maybe the tweets they made are relevant for unrelated reasons. Makes u think.
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Bertha the Toaster posted:Unsure if a joke or not. But this is the woman who ate nothing but spaghetti and nearly died, so who knows. 100% real https://www.stereogum.com/2051274/wait-hold-on-grimes-got-part-of-her-eyes-removed-so-that-she-cant-see-blue-light/news/ quote:I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.
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Jul 29, 2023 16:36
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Alan Smithee posted:naw he's gonna break the
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parthenocarpy posted:100% real their source is a huge loving idiot so maybe take it with a grain of salt
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Jul 29, 2023 16:38
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Every day the Musk fans on X learn something new. Today, the lesson revolves around landlord property rights. It is not completely out of the question that Musk tries to equate enforcing property rights with a woke campaign targeting him.
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parthenocarpy posted:100% real 
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The X-man cometh posted:As soon as they find someone else willing to rent dozens of floors of an office tower in San Francisco in this market. lol if you think Elon is paying rent
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