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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

High leverage ABs along Angel hitters this year, by position in the order:

5th - 109
2nd, 3rd, 4th, 8th - 89
6th - 88
9th - 84
1st - 82
7th - 72

This tells me the batting order is hosed up.

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Oh poo poo Taylor Ward face broke

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Oh god :staredog:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Have we not have had enough hosed up injuries this year?

Kid is leading the majors in RBI since the break and he's about to go on the 15-day

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
Man, looked like Ward turned right into that.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Great job, Manoah. Break the batter's face

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

It's gonna keep bleeding guys, you gotta stand him up and get his face up

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Stand him up you idiots

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

BLOOD PRESSURE YOU MORONS STAND HIM UP

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Good god that is just really bad first-aid

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Time to send Manoah back down, goddamn

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Dude might have a concussion.

Fuuuuuuuck.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Ooh he did turn away but barely had a chance to

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
That could be a broken orbital with that swelling.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mdemone posted:

High leverage ABs along Angel hitters this year, by position in the order:

5th - 109
2nd, 3rd, 4th, 8th - 89
6th - 88
9th - 84
1st - 82
7th - 72

This tells me the batting order is hosed up.

Medium- or High-leverage ABs, same idea:

1st 325
4th 296
5th 264
3rd 258
2nd 245
8th 230
9th 224
6th 222
7th 216

WHY IS OHTANI BATTING SECOND ARARRAGHAGHAHGHHHH

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Angels have the worst luck I swear to god

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Gorman Thomas posted:

Angels have the worst luck I swear to god

It's not worse than mine. Actually mine is probably infecting theirs by reverse osmosis.

As an example, I had a +1000 parlay today with Manoah giving up 5 hits, Detmers striking out 5, Angels to win, Shohei to get 2 total bases, and total runs under 12.5

Manoah hits Ward and leaves early with 82 pitches left, having given up....4 hits. God loving damnit

edit: it's the third time this week I've lost an Angels parlay by the slimmest of margins. I hate everything including myself

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Why would you switch pitchers for Shohei if you're just going to IBB him anyway

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

...! posted:

Why would you switch pitchers for Shohei if you're just going to IBB him anyway

that bullpen guy has gotta be mad about that (IBBs count on his stats right?)

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Excellent mystery zone from the Jays/Angels umpire :hmmyes:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

mdemone posted:

that bullpen guy has gotta be mad about that (IBBs count on his stats right?)

I think so

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



feel like we're going to see Ohtani walking alot for the rest of the season

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Unbelievable zone for the 2nd straight game on the Angels/Jays series

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Kirk framing baby

Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

...! posted:

Why would you switch pitchers for Shohei if you're just going to IBB him anyway

Gets you through a batter for the 3 batters minimum, I think.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Gully Foyle posted:

Gets you through a batter for the 3 batters minimum, I think.

ahhhhhh good catch

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Aaron Poop

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


you'd think out of a dozen middle relievers available, one of them wouldn't suck

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

Excellent mystery zone from the Jays/Angels umpire :hmmyes:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Holy poo poo this ump is a loving idiot

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

...! posted:

Holy poo poo this ump is a loving idiot

it's been seriously bad for this game and the last one. Phil Nevin almost threw hands after the Stefanik strikeout last night

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Braves gonna get clowned on by Julio Teheran again

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Tarp is on the field in St Louis

Rain delays give the Cubs strength

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The Yankees hit good starting pitching way better than dogshit starting pitching. It's uncanny.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Wilmer to Triples Alley :cool:

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
50 steals for Acuña, Ronald just loves stealing bases

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Acuña casually swipes his 50th base of the year and scores on a single.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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They should bench Bader for a week for that.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

elentar posted:

Braves gonna get clowned on by Julio Teheran again

I don't think that is the case.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Yankees give up a run on the bases and then promptly give up the lead. What a loving rancid dogshit joke of a team this is. I can't believe I still watch these games. It's really the height of self hatred.

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