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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lmao

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

🤣

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Normal goat farmers keep the bucks far, far away from the does unless they're needed to procreate. This is because nobody wants to buy stinky goat milk/cheese.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

People don't want stinky cheese? Are we sure about that? I feel like if I was making funky goat sex cheese on my farm I'd have to fend off all the pencil 'stache Frenchmen floating onto my property nostrils first.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/awaitingtrial/status/1684753614605049856?s=46&t=zT_I03vxpg3zsfxl4cf83A

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011


That last shot made me shout "what? no!" out loud

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's important to do this in the car

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I don't disagree with dipping fries in McD's soft serve, but the presentation leaves uh a little something to be desired.

I almost feel like it's a sex thing, but there's not enough hand stuff.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Philippe posted:



I almost feel like it's a sex thing, but there's not enough hand stuff.

PM me and I’ll make up the difference and then some

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


I gently caress my own cousin, I gently caress my cuisine, in noble Wisconsin, the state-shaped latrine

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1685280691473317888?s=20


EDIT:
https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/1685330610985025536?s=20
:goonsay:

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 19:31 on Jul 29, 2023

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/todayyearsoldig/status/1685346888550391808

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/RealGDT/status/1685355810472509440

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What's this song? I've heard pavarotti sing it I'm sure but Idk anything except la donna mobile

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's this song? I've heard pavarotti sing it I'm sure but Idk anything except la donna mobile

time to say goodbye

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

lmao at this fuckin idiot who cant tell a shetland collie from a rough collie

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Alan Smithee posted:

dude didn't even like Chinese people

Anyone who ate noodles was on his shitlist.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

lmao at this fuckin idiot who cant tell a shetland collie from a rough collie

We truly live in a society.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i am forming an assassination squad to track down and liquidate these Dog-Men. much like the popular film series Blade Runner. Doge Runner.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/EULOGYETERNAL/status/1685108652066451456?t=sC6nVFWhr9cl7EKf91xwIA&s=19

We got gangs of Harvey Dents running around now

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Con te Partiro :colbert:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Dime Time: Live by the Coin, Die by the Coin

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


Lol this rocks.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
BRB uploading "Safari " to the app store in sure no one will mind

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

D-Pad posted:

Lol this rocks.

I’m a teacher of 8th graders and this would be bane of my existence.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Snowmankilla posted:

I’m a teacher of 8th graders and this would be bane of my existence.

They're free from your oppressive regime

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Snowmankilla posted:

I’m a teacher of 8th graders and this would be bane of my existence.

That's (flips coin) hilarious.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Arsenic Lupin posted:

Normal goat farmers keep the bucks far, far away from the does unless they're needed to procreate. This is because nobody wants to buy stinky goat milk/cheese.

I dunno man, maybe for the super market chevre. There's this fancy cheese shop in my town I visit sometimes and they charge big fuckin bucks for some weird stuff. I got samples of a couple goat cheeses that said something in the description like "slightly musty," which is quite a statement at a specialty cheese shop, and Jesus christ the stank on them

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
This coin stuff is perilously close to rolling a d20 for skill checks or something irl

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

D-Pad posted:

Lol this rocks.

when i was 10 i read a book about a kid obsessed with making decisions with coin flips that got transported to a parallel universe and i did this for like six months afterwards lmao

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Anton Chigurh-pilled

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Powered Descent posted:

That's (flips coin) hilarious.

Futurama did this bit whenever Gary Gigex was in the show.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

TotalLossBrain posted:

Futurama did this bit whenever Gary Gigex was in the show.

That's when we find out Al Gore is a 10th level vice president.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

elon musk's new sign on twitter HQ is insanely bright / flashes. You can probably see it from space:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1685339679032287233

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

bossy lady posted:

elon musk's new sign on twitter HQ is insanely bright / flashes. You can probably see it from space:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1685339679032287233

I must admit, I've never seen branded lens flare before.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

bossy lady posted:

elon musk's new sign on twitter HQ is insanely bright / flashes. You can probably see it from space:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1685339679032287233

lol this rocks

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Imagine being a billionaire and trying this hard.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/eduardo_garcmol/status/1685303280144928768?s=20

https://twitter.com/brianne2k/status/1685341942610018304?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Jul 30, 2023

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