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why bigfoot... heh hem WHY BIGFOOT IS NEVER SEEN 
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every time I hear that one song on the radio I always sing along like this: gotta have high high hopes and a lemon shooting for the stars but I really want a lemon didn't have a lime cause I wanted just the lemon gotta have high high hopes |
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Jul 31, 2023 04:25
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And what is Slipknot's deal with bananas anyway? I mean eat them or don't sheesh |
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Jul 31, 2023 07:00
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An evil genius, or as the irish call it, evil guiness. |
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Jul 31, 2023 11:28
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you find bigfoot and he's holding a conversation with you but also eating bees and rubbing on trees and pooping while walking during it
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Jul 31, 2023 12:09
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bigfoot hiding bc he's self conscious that his feet are underwhelming; the name is just a stereotype of his species
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Jul 31, 2023 14:08
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RavenousScoot posted:bigfoot hiding bc he's self conscious that his feet are underwhelming; the name is just a stereotype of his species Is it true all bigfoots have big feet? |
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Jul 31, 2023 14:25
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Finger Prince posted:Is it true all bigfoots have big feet? That's a stereotype! I imagine many take offense at such notion! Some are averagefoot, okay, nothing wrong with that.
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Jul 31, 2023 14:26
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Monotype. |
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Jul 31, 2023 14:53
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Monotype. |
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Jul 31, 2023 18:27
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A woman finishes her meal and slowly reaches for the fortune cookies. Her hand lingers over one in particular, somehow knowing deep down that it will contain potent wisdom. A snap and then the unfurling of paper: If i looking for frog. Him name is hopkin green frog. P.S. I will find my frog. Who took my frog? The woman nods sagely and leaves ready to take on the world, set for anything. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Aug 1, 2023 |
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Jul 31, 2023 21:12
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being the first person to hit the jackpot on a fortune cookie and being burried by a torrent of coins spraying from it
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Jul 31, 2023 22:39
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Prurient Squid posted:Shakespeare up late at night writing his latest comedy with a quill laughing himself hysterical while the neighour bangs on the wall. The birth of comedy/drama 🎭 https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Aug 1, 2023 01:55
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Wow, Shakespeare this new play of yours is hilarious. What do you call this new kind of laugh inducing entertainment? |
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Aug 1, 2023 09:43
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The fountain of oof. |
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Aug 1, 2023 09:55
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An exercise game where you have to solve a murder. |
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Aug 1, 2023 12:05
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The murder was of a crossfitter doing pull ups and an unknown assailant going zero, zero, zero, zero... |
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Aug 1, 2023 12:21
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A black market in jpeg artifacts. |
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Aug 1, 2023 14:10
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Prurient Squid posted:A black market in jpeg artifacts. The Giffish museum is full of artifacts stolen from jpegs around the world. |
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Aug 1, 2023 14:19
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Bee grenades are classified as illegal weapons. Never mind, MGS3 got there first. |
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Aug 1, 2023 17:58
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getting jerked off by a mob boss "ya got spunk, kid"
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Aug 2, 2023 02:52
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RavenousScoot posted:getting jerked off by a mob boss lmao https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Aug 2, 2023 02:56
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A plague outbreak takes place on valentines day. Clickbait articles appear claiming that under the microscope the new virus looks like a love heart. |
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Aug 2, 2023 09:50
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For makeup sex, goths put on clownface. |
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Aug 3, 2023 11:38
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We're quite similar in that way |
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Aug 3, 2023 12:14
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waiting in anticipation at the massage parlor with my comedy and tragedy masks to see if it's a happy ending
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Aug 3, 2023 12:31
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I'm Baron Loki Atreides. Welcome to Space Jam. |
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Aug 3, 2023 13:36
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Polly wanna cracker? IT'S PAULY!! SQUAAAWK!
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Aug 3, 2023 13:54
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Karate Bastard posted:For makeup sex, goths put on clownface. Bondage, discipline, squirting flowers, magic scarves |
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Aug 3, 2023 14:12
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I just thought up the most messed up thing. When the police are trying crack a hardened criminal they leave the interrogation and room and send in -- The Clown. |
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Aug 3, 2023 14:19
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Conspiracy theorist heavily into astrology: Those Gemini control the shadow government! And that lazy Scorpio Joe Biden ain't doing anything about it!! |
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Aug 3, 2023 14:32
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The Angeroo is hoppin mad! And he's going door to door boxing every citizen in Australia
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Aug 3, 2023 15:40
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polly wanna nadger
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Aug 3, 2023 15:50
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Gordon Ramsey: I have just one thing to say: I like nothing about this dish. Or any of the others that you've brought to me today. The presentation is awful. The prep's been bungled. The ingredients are terrible. I hope you don't serve this to your customers. [a short pause] I take out my phone and start typing to my restaurant's Twitter page "Gordon Ramsey after trying my dish: 'I like'!!". Gordon Ramsey: What are you doing? Oh, oh I see. Real mature. You're a Grade A jackass you know that right? I keep typing "Gordon just now: Grade A.". Gordon Ramsey: What stop that no give me that phone Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Aug 3, 2023 |
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Aug 3, 2023 21:28
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Harold Fjord posted:Bondage, discipline, squirting flowers, magic scarves Undoing magic scarf bondage takes for ever |
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Aug 4, 2023 08:35
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RavenousScoot posted:The Angeroo is hoppin mad! I like the idea that 90% of the time is spent hopping vast distances between individual houses. |
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Aug 4, 2023 09:18
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Elderfart multiverse: Infinite Gas on Infinite Planets. |
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Aug 4, 2023 10:29
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Yoga with Solid Snake. He guides you through the asanas and the breathwork and gives you encouragement. E: now remember rookie, movement is medicine! Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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Aug 4, 2023 12:18
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I think I saw the angeroo on youtube. He was bounding across a dang football field like a bat out of boomerang just to bop a parachuter on the snout before bouncing off to his next destination. E: This is the one. That's gotta be him right? Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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Aug 4, 2023 13:32
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that's amazing I wish the little angeroo luck on the warpath
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