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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

kalel posted:

I tried a few episodes of the harley quinn cartoon. It got some light chuckles but most of the time it's just trying way too hard. why does everything from dc universally suck so bad

Kalel, please enjoy any of the fantastic works of cinema and television from the last at least hundred years you undoubtedly have access to instead of trying to live in the capeshit zeitgeist. I want you to be happy.

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

kalel posted:

I tried a few episodes of the harley quinn cartoon. It got some light chuckles but most of the time it's just trying way too hard. why does everything from dc universally suck so bad

it finds its rhythm and mellows out. but yah it can get kind of frantic. definitely a ymmv kinda show

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Gutcruncher posted:

Love how Casino Royale had the big final hand full of all these incredible hands like the people making the movie thought “poker is just about getting amazing hands, right? Make everyone have incredible hands!”

Bond's straight flush beats two full houses and a regular flush.

They may as well have just gone all out and somehow given Bond a higher royal flush than Mads Mikkelson.

Also for some reason there are two random mooks involved in the hand when the scene is about Bond vs. Mads. I guess so they can "ramp up" how good the hands are until Bond's is revealed.

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you
I mean Bond did win that final hand by sheer luck. They don't show the initial betting but a character states there's 24 million in the pot after the flop. Big blind was 1 million so that indicates heavy pre-flop betting. There was no reason to try play 5/7 suited in a final table of just 3 other players. Even when he catches the 6/8 suited on the flop he had no reason to hold on for only 2 cards that could complete his straight, and if he got a flush he was beaten except if he got the straight flush.

The only conclusion is he played that hand absolutely terribly and did something no professional would do in that situation. Even at the end he slow rolls everyone by letting them turn over their cards first, he had it won with a straight flush, there was nobody who could have beaten him so the polite thing to do would be show your cards first.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Look man, either you keep giving Jared Leto starring roles, or you don't get to go to his sex island. With Epstein currently indisposed, Hollywood doesn't have a lot of options. :shrug:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Rounders and Maverick are the only good climactic poker hands in film. Rounders for having the protagonist demonstrate actual skill, and Maverick for making the "getting a lucky draw" be a plot point that was setup throughout the story.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


I like that films like Zardoz exist to document the period between when he was an handsome young man and handsome old man.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cazkHAHiPU

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Assepoester posted:

Street Fighter is absolutely an all-time classic cheesy B-movie, even if Wes Studi didn't get a big role in it.

Yeah it rules but I had totally either never realized he was in it or forgotten, he looked so different with the shaved head I guess lol

Funny thing was he did the mocap for the awful awful game tie in (it was like street fighter as a lovely mortal kombat)

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

priznat posted:

Yeah it rules but I had totally either never realized he was in it or forgotten, he looked so different with the shaved head I guess lol

Funny thing was he did the mocap for the awful awful game tie in (it was like street fighter as a lovely mortal kombat)

Not just him, almost everyone reprised their roles for the game (rip raul)

Edit: and van damme did show up for the game but just barely cuz he had LOTS of coke to do instead, so some of his sprites are him and some are a stunt double

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Jul 31, 2023

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
speaking of stunt doubles, as i'm watching star trek TOS my favorite thing to do is watch the extremely obvious stunt people. like they had a dude who had a completely different haircut standing in for bones at one point. i assume it's because they never imagined anyone watching this poo poo in HD. i'm sure most of the audience was seeing this on a small black and white tv.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Sunk Dunk posted:

speaking of stunt doubles, as i'm watching star trek TOS my favorite thing to do is watch the extremely obvious stunt people. like they had a dude who had a completely different haircut standing in for bones at one point. i assume it's because they never imagined anyone watching this poo poo in HD. i'm sure most of the audience was seeing this on a small black and white tv.

Every time Kirk did anything even vaguely physical he transformed into a clearly completely different guy. It’s the best

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Gutcruncher posted:

Not just him, almost everyone reprised their roles for the game (rip raul)

Edit: and van damme did show up for the game but just barely cuz he had LOTS of coke to do instead, so some of his sprites are him and some are a stunt double

It's especially funny though because the sprites look so lovely it could have been anyone who did it, and most of them had no martial arts or stunt background

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


SilvergunSuperman posted:

Yeah I don't think it holds up too well but in its day it was pretty watchable

yeah it wasnt unwatchable but it felt pretty empty

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

:smith:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1686055096835096590?s=20

Hoping I finally get my Pee Wee's Big Adventure Re:View in memory of this fella

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Chopping Mall kicks rear end. Terrible title/content mismatch but a very fun killer robot movie.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Ehud posted:

:smith:

[url]https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1686055096835096590?s=20[url]

Hoping I finally get my Pee Wee's Big Adventure Re:View in memory of this fella

drat. That's a serious loss.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

priznat posted:

It's especially funny though because the sprites look so lovely it could have been anyone who did it, and most of them had no martial arts or stunt background

In the console game the sprites were much lower quality and could’ve been anyone, but in the arcade, the game that they actually made the sprites for in the first place, they look pretty awesome

https://youtu.be/iGav4TMW1mI
https://youtu.be/O8CHtqDqSf0

The whole game is pretty interesting. The home versions are basically Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo but stiffer and slower and with a few mechanical changes but the arcade game is a whole different animal. More wild like a darkstalkers or a non-tag Marvel Vs.

I can’t find it anymore but there was a very interesting article breaking the two games mechanics down and how they introduced all sorts of mechanics and concepts that still persist in the series and genre to this day

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





priznat posted:

Funny thing was he did the mocap for the awful awful game tie in (it was like street fighter as a lovely mortal kombat)

Yeah, but more importantly so did Kylie Minogue.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ehud posted:

:smith:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1686055096835096590?s=20

Hoping I finally get my Pee Wee's Big Adventure Re:View in memory of this fella

I grew up watching Pee Wee's Playhouse whenever I could. This is depressing.

Gonna have to rewatch his movies.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Ehud posted:

:smith:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1686055096835096590?s=20

Hoping I finally get my Pee Wee's Big Adventure Re:View in memory of this fella

driftingmouse played the loving long game with this account, jesus

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Endless Trash posted:

driftingmouse played the loving long game with this account, jesus

Paul Reubens is too famous for driftingmouse to post

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Waiting on confirmation about Paul Reubens but that's sad. Though he also kind of transcended culture to a point where it didn't really specifically feel like he was either alive or dead at this point.

Sunk Dunk posted:

speaking of stunt doubles, as i'm watching star trek TOS my favorite thing to do is watch the extremely obvious stunt people. like they had a dude who had a completely different haircut standing in for bones at one point. i assume it's because they never imagined anyone watching this poo poo in HD. i'm sure most of the audience was seeing this on a small black and white tv.

HD doesn't help, but it's been a joke among the fans for way longer than that. I just think that, at least on TV budgets, they hadn't really figured out how to hide that sort of thing yet.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Well, at least we still have Emo Philips.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Sir Lemming posted:

Waiting on confirmation about Paul Reubens but that's sad. Though he also kind of transcended culture to a point where it didn't really specifically feel like he was either alive or dead at this point.

Variety picked it up.

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/paul-reubens-dead-pee-wee-herman-1235683504/


edit it's on his official instagram as well https://www.instagram.com/p/CvXme4ZxAR0/?img_index=2

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I saw the Lower Decks crossover episode with Strange New Worlds and it was cute. Looking forward to Lower Decks season 4.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Sir Lemming posted:

Waiting on confirmation about Paul Reubens but that's sad. Though he also kind of transcended culture to a point where it didn't really specifically feel like he was either alive or dead at this point.

Variety is confirming. :smith:

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
huh i didn't realize he had a legal thing with child pornography in addition to his jack off problems. hmmm

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Who was the guy who had a giant painting of Greek wrestling or something and was accused of owning child porn? Was that Reubens?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jerkin off in the big theater in the sky

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Sir Lemming posted:

Waiting on confirmation about Paul Reubens but that's sad. Though he also kind of transcended culture to a point where it didn't really specifically feel like he was either alive or dead at this point.

he was a comedian. what the gently caress are you talking about

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm surprised he was 70

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1685862263260065792?s=20

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



lol

Disney does it again

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
We're going to be okay so long as we still have Eddie Deezen.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

JediTalentAgent posted:

We're going to be okay so long as we still have Eddie Deezen.

He's in prison for trying to break into a nursing home iirc

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Last episode of Righteous Gemstones definitely felt like it could have been a series finale. I wonder if they wrote it thinking they wouldn't get renewed.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Mordja posted:

Last episode of Righteous Gemstones definitely felt like it could have been a series finale. I wonder if they wrote it thinking they wouldn't get renewed.

I suspect they did as well. The show got renewed, but when they were writing it, they probably saw the poo poo going down at WBD and figured it's better to be safe than sorry.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Mordja posted:

Last episode of Righteous Gemstones definitely felt like it could have been a series finale. I wonder if they wrote it thinking they wouldn't get renewed.

The same thing happens every season. McBride and co like to write each season as a contained story. It does end up with great things like EB&D season 3 having a great sendoff but season 4s one upping it.

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Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you

Shinjobi posted:

Who was the guy who had a giant painting of Greek wrestling or something and was accused of owning child porn? Was that Reubens?

Yeah he was a collector of vintage art and pornography which he bought in bulk lots. Apparently lot of sus stuff within those collections that he was unaware of.

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