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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

Hey, an out!

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
lol at that strike to Nico

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Well the Cubs have no chance if the ump is giving Diaz that far outside

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Bregor posted:

lol at that strike to Nico

Then he goes down swinging because he has to chase pitches that far off the plate, real good stuff

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Thank you Pressly for saving dumb gently caress Stanek

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Oh gently caress off Sox.

drat they're back to their pitch count inflating ways

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Thank God

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
nice win. glad to see the offense come alive after half a game of nothing

half a game back of the division now!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

:argh:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

:hmmwrong:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Man Suarez saved that inning

LongTimeFirstTime
Sep 29, 2021

Intruder posted:

it's so nice to have yordan back

What this man said.

Intruder posted:

nice win. glad to see the offense come alive after half a game of nothing

half a game back of the division now!

I mean, offense was pretty alive on Saturday in the 17-4 game! But when it's bookended by Fri and Sun losses... yeah.

Come on, Astros. Topple these Mall Cops, please.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

the amazing mystery strike zone

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
God drat Cal Raleigh is dumping it out tonight.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Doval K's the side in the top of the 9th. Pure filth.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

God drat Cal Raleigh is dumping it out tonight.

Lol he just got a single on iffy Red Sox fielding.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Man Boston is wilting into nothing.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
That whole inning was fun AND funny.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

does Dan Iassonia even know what a "strike zone" is? Has anyone ever explained the concept to this man?

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


That was almost a certified Late Night LaMonte banger

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
I think Lamonte Wade smoked some woman in the head with a line drive foul.

Then he got AT&T'd.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Holy poo poo JP

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

That whole inning was fun AND funny.

Amazing athletic move by JP Crawford to bail out his pitcher and end the game.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

goms
goms
goms

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Judge walked three times tonight. Because why wouldn’t you?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Are the pads rly not gonna get 1

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Fuckin christ

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Uggghhh

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

GOD DAMMIT

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Fuckin clown machado

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Pathetic lol

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

...! posted:

As someone who doesn't really keep up with the Phillies, can someone tell me what's up with Kyle Schwarber? Every time I do end up watching a Phillies game, my eyes pop out when looking at his stats given how good he's typically been. :staredog:

He is an example of the Three True Outcomes: https://www.mlb.com/glossary/idioms/three-true-outcomes

Schwarber basically only homers, walks, or Ks. That's it.

I'm a little nervous, because he's signed to the Phils for 2024 and 25 at $20m per year, and he's clearly declining.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Just a heads up, I am drowning in work so tomorrow’s schedule will most likely go up later tonight, or I’ll see if someone else can :justpost:.

:frogsiren: Tuesday August 1 :frogsiren:

PHI @ MIA
6:40 PM ET
NBCSP, BSFL

DET @ PIT
7:05 PM ET
BSDET, ATTP

TB @ NYY
7:05 PM ET
BSSUN, YES, TBS

MIL @ WSH
7:05 PM ET
BSWI, MASN2

BAL @ TOR
7:07 PM ET
MASN, Sportsnet

LAA @ ATL
7:20 PM ET
BSW, BSSO

MIN @ STL
7:45 PM ET
BSNO, BSMW

CIN @ CHC
8:05 PM ET
BSOH, MARQ

CWS @ TEX
8:05 PM ET
NBCSCH, BSSW

CLE @ HOU
8:10 PM ET
BSGL, ATTH

NYM @ KC
8:10 PM ET
SNY, BSKC

SD @ COL
8:40 PM ET
SDPA, ATTR

BOS @ SEA
9:40 PM ET
NESN, RSNW, MLBN

AZ @ SF
9:45 PM ET
ARID, NBCSBA

OAK @ LAD
10:10 PM ET
NBCSCA, SNLA, MLBN

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
Hyun Jin Ryu will return to the mound for Toronto 13 months after TJ surgery to face the Orioles. He's going to get creamed. Probably 6-8 runs allowed in no more than 4 1/3 innings pitched.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

It’s not fair that he has to face Ryan Mountcastle, Lord of Rogers Centre his first game back

LongTimeFirstTime
Sep 29, 2021

Miz Kriss posted:

Just a heads up, I am drowning in work so tomorrow’s schedule will most likely go up later tonight, or I’ll see if someone else can :justpost:.

Thanks for all that you do here, we appreciate it!

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
Phillies getting started early with the poo poo defense again

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

might watch some of this Yankees game to see if my cool friend Carlos Rodon is washed now, or what

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Quite a rude welcome back to Ryu from the Orioles lol

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Gadzuko posted:

Phillies getting started early with the poo poo defense again

:hmmyes:

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