The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKQEG9IZpc8

# ? Jul 31, 2023 18:51

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:35

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Heh I didn't learn it here and I understood that reference

# ? Jul 31, 2023 18:57

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

She goes back for round 2.

https://i.imgur.com/KizQon9.mp4

The real curse is that's just a regular pot not a Dutch oven, 0/10 would not huff :mad:

# ? Aug 1, 2023 02:16

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

# ? Aug 1, 2023 03:54

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today

# ? Aug 1, 2023 04:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

Wow and I thought selling cheap headphone stands as :airquote:

banana holders" was unsubtle.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 04:07

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Takes No Damage posted:

Wow and I thought selling cheap headphone stands as banana holders" was unsubtle.

I'm going to kink shame you on this. Please do not put your dick in this.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 04:52

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Takes No Damage posted:

Wow and I thought selling cheap headphone stands as banana holders" was unsubtle.

...this looks like an actual banana holder, though? :confused:

# ? Aug 1, 2023 05:14

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Dick Burglar posted:

...this looks like an actual banana holder, though?

turn your monitor on

# ? Aug 1, 2023 05:56

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

McGavin posted:

Are these for people whomst eat bananas with the peel still on?

# ? Aug 1, 2023 05:59

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Karate Bastard posted:

Are these for people whomst eat bananas with the peel still on?

Not even close.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:11

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Karate Bastard posted:

Are these for people whomst eat bananas with the peel still on?

The technical term is 'uncircumcised banana'

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:14

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

McGavin posted:

Assuming this is real, goddamn, dudes need to get a term like "massager" that is way more succinct than "banana cleaner"

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:17

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Are they for people whomst want tan lines on they ding dongs? Because those radiation machines don't seem to fit an entire ding dong

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:20

Plan R: Oct 5, 2021; For Romeo

Inceltown posted:

I'm going to kink shame you on this. Please do not put your dick in this.

Just put a plastic bag around it, Jesus.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:27

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Glottis posted:

Assuming this is real, goddamn, dudes need to get a term like "massager" that is way more succinct than "banana cleaner"

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:33

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

Karate Bastard posted:

Are they for people whomst want tan lines on they ding dongs? Because those radiation machines don't seem to fit an entire ding dong

this is very unsettling

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:45

Plan R: Oct 5, 2021; For Romeo

Karate Bastard posted:

Are they for people whomst want tan lines on they ding dongs? Because those radiation machines don't seem to fit an entire ding dong

Here, stick your dick in this it will read your level. Women are just out of luck.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 07:04

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Mad Hamish posted:

Didn't there use to be an entire thread for horrid 9 Chickweed Lane poo poo?
(I am assuming that this is 9CL, it has That Vibe.)

actually, its hand signs from naruto

# ? Aug 1, 2023 07:40

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Omae-wa mou shindeiru

*hits the horny trigger points*

# ? Aug 1, 2023 08:03

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

aaaaaaatatatatatata, sexiest sound of them all

# ? Aug 1, 2023 08:05

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Hmm yes, I think I will trust my wang inside this cheap Chinese knockoff of a japanese knockoff sex toy, made by a company that needs to disguise its products for "some reason". Surely nothing will go wrong here.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 08:29

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Maybe it's a dick abbrevitor, for inappropriate dickers?

# ? Aug 1, 2023 09:50

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Inceltown posted:

I'm going to kink shame you on this. Please do not put your dick in this.

I think it's the other way around, you're supposed to put that thing in your dick.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 10:25

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

What does my dick have to do with it? This thing is for cleaning bananas. It says so right there in the title

# ? Aug 1, 2023 11:22

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

once again, they have failed to make a proper cucumber skinner

# ? Aug 1, 2023 12:05

Pie Colony: Dec 8, 2006; I AM SUCH A FUCKUP THAT I CAN'T EVEN POST IN AN E/N THREAD I STARTED

Takes No Damage posted:

Wow and I thought selling cheap headphone stands as banana holders" was unsubtle.

lol. wouldn't want anyone to see you buying a headphone stand now would we

# ? Aug 1, 2023 15:59

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Decrepus posted:

turn your monitor on

Just because y'all are weird and have never been to other peoples' houses doesn't mean that hanging bananas on a stand isn't a thing that a decent number of people do.

Bananas are notoriously easy to bruise, so some people hang them to prevent the bottoms from bruising. I personally think it's silly, but I have friends that use them.

_{_{Emphasis on the "having friends" part, I guess.}}

Pie Colony posted:

lol. wouldn't want anyone to see you buying a headphone stand now would we

also this. there is no point to disguising a headphone stand the same way you disguise a sex toy, ffs goons

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:28

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i keep my fruits in cheesecloth bags to keep the fruit flies off but that is one handsome banana hammock

gotta say though, those bananas could use a little cleaning...

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:29

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Banana hangers are a completely normal thing what new level of weird gooniness is this

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:30

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

More like Banana Burglary.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:30

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Dick Burglar posted:

Just because y'all are weird and have never been to other peoples' houses doesn't mean that hanging bananas on a stand isn't a thing that a decent number of people do.

Bananas are notoriously easy to bruise, so some people hang them to prevent the bottoms from bruising. I personally think it's silly, but I have friends that use them.

_{_{Emphasis on the "having friends" part, I guess.}}

also this. there is no point to disguising a headphone stand the same way you disguise a sex toy, ffs goons

I honestly thought hangars were just so you could feel like you're picking bananas from a tree. I've never noticed a banana bruise differently with or without one.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:30

Plan R: Oct 5, 2021; For Romeo

Grey Cat posted:

I honestly thought hangars were just so you could feel like you're picking bananas from a tree. I've never noticed a banana bruise differently with or without one.

Cue the Wandering Spider that's now in your home.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:34

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Grey Cat posted:

I honestly thought hangars were just so you could feel like you're picking bananas from a tree. I've never noticed a banana bruise differently with or without one.

Bananas grow "upside down" relative to the way they hang on banana hangers, but I suppose the novelty could be a factor. Also, most people don't know which direction bananas grow, so :shrug:

But if you get a large bunch of bananas (two stacks high, like the bunch pictured in the product image), the weight of all the bananas can cause the ones touching the counter to crush enough that they bruise a little. I personally don't care, but for people who are super duper picky about not eating any bruised bits on bananas, I can see the utility.

vvvv how my friends clean their bananas is between themselves and god

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:41

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Dick Burglar posted:

Just because y'all are weird and have never been to other peoples' houses doesn't mean that hanging bananas on a stand isn't a thing that a decent number of people do.

Bananas are notoriously easy to bruise, so some people hang them to prevent the bottoms from bruising. I personally think it's silly, but I have friends that use them.

_{_{Emphasis on the "having friends" part, I guess.}}

also this. there is no point to disguising a headphone stand the same way you disguise a sex toy, ffs goons

Ok, but how do your "friends" clean the bananas?

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:42