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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > 2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

habeasdorkus posted:

Vlatko remembering with 2 minutes left that he still has subs.

I'm not sure how he keeps his job if the US doesn't win it all.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
 USA are not getting to the QFs

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Booo so drat close

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
portugal should probably have tried to score before the 88th minute

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
C.P. Cone's on thin ice.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 That was dire. I cannot believe they came that close to not making the knockouts.

gently caress it, I'm going back to bed.

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 poor Portugal they were better

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

 Glad the US advanced but can’t say I have high hopes for the knockouts after that display

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lagidnam
Nov 8, 2010
 This was like yesterday's game between Japan and Spain. If both teams were Spain.

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Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Robo Captain posted:

So apparently one of the teams playing tonight are favorites to win the tournament???

It's morning and yes, England are favourites.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
All of my teams appear to be cursed this year :smith:

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slorb
May 14, 2002
 Based on that, Sweden is going to absolutely dunk on the US in the RO16.

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 shouldn’t have subbed out Kika..

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

lagidnam posted:

This was like yesterday's game between Japan and Spain. If both teams were Spain.

lol

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

slorb posted:

Based on that, Sweden is going to absolutely dunk on the US in the RO16.

oh yeah. love their corners.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Paperback Writer posted:

better Portugal they were poor
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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 FOX was banking on the US winning the group and getting that 10pm Saturday time slot, instead they get 5am Sunday :lol:

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lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
 lol Carli Lloyd

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 Looking forward to watching England spank China 1-0

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

lomzus posted:

lol Carli Lloyd
god drat she was trashing the team and Vlatko lol

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 French Opta with a fun fact:

USA keeper Alyssa Naeher didn't make a single save during the group stage despite playing all 270 minutes, the only shot on target she faced being converted as a goal.

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lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
 https://twitter.com/TWDTV1/status/1686309583772368896¨

https://twitter.com/THEJO5HWIL5ON/status/1686304185539555329
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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 Ari singing This Is How We Do It during highlights was awesome

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 https://twitter.com/ESPNnl/status/1686308710518247424?s=20

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

lagidnam posted:

This was like yesterday's game between Japan and Spain. If both teams were Spain.

lol

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004

lomzus posted:

https://twitter.com/TWDTV1/status/1686309583772368896¨

https://twitter.com/THEJO5HWIL5ON/status/1686304185539555329

Fox News: "Imagine qualifying for the round of 16 and having fun, terrible"

Goddamn shut up. Can't even be happy for your own citizens.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
extremely surprised that alexi lalas said something moronic

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
also just watched the netherlands-vietnam highlights and wow, they were some tasty golazos from Brugts

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

lomzus posted:

https://twitter.com/TWDTV1/status/1686309583772368896¨

https://twitter.com/THEJO5HWIL5ON/status/1686304185539555329

Good

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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

 Up the Lionesses. Down with sleep.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Let’s go fukken Poms

welp lol

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Early goal in the Denmark game.

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Or not, cause VAR is cruel.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
China have barely touched the ball yet

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 China's keeper looks very dodgy

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Haiti and poor hand placement in the penalty box. Name a more iconic duo.

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 Greenwood is a beast on defense, drat she usually plays centre-back?

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
 Good goal

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Noice

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

 drat that was a nice touch

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