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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

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Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Brevity = Wit.

all your exes said you were extremely witty

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Americans are Yankees like Euros are Germans.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

When Texans enlist so they can go abroad and murder and rape foreigners, and they see "YANKEE GO HOME" signs and graffiti everywhere, do they go all



?

... I mean yeah they probably do but anyway.

Also Texans can't read.

Byzantine has a new favorite as of 19:24 on Aug 1, 2023

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Byzantine posted:

Americans are Yankees like Euros are Germans.

the Dutch are swamp Germans of course but what other funny kinds of Germans are there?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

cult_hero posted:

Rubens was known to have an extensive collection of "vintage erotica" which reportedly included the Rob Lowe sex tape.

paul rubens was murdered because he had the :pisstape:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Data Graham posted:

We joke but programming was much more difficult before rand() was introduced by the RAND Corporation

I prefer to get my numbers from Random House nowadays.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah you would

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

hawowanlawow posted:

the Dutch are swamp Germans of course but what other funny kinds of Germans are there?

I'm in baguette Germany right now speaking baguette

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

hawowanlawow posted:

the Dutch are swamp Germans of course but what other funny kinds of Germans are there?

https://youtu.be/KfWyo2mqXnw

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

right here, right now.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/lMNVZix.mp4
Unmute

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

hawowanlawow posted:

the Dutch are swamp Germans of course but what other funny kinds of Germans are there?

Frost Germans, Mountain Germans,

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

I’m on the phone for work but I’m going on record as saying I hope this is what I think it is before I listen to it.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

hawowanlawow posted:

the Dutch are swamp Germans of course but what other funny kinds of Germans are there?

danes are bog germans, swiss and austrians are mountain germans

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dewgy posted:

I’m on the phone for work but I’m going on record as saying I hope this is what I think it is before I listen to it.

Yeah, it’s goatse.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

canyoneer posted:

Frost Germans, Mountain Germans,

dont forget the terf germans

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPrvkff5NIw

Alex Jones and 40k fit way too perfectly

Guillermus has a new favorite as of 23:19 on Aug 1, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this guy gets it

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Cartoon Man posted:

Yeah, it’s goatse.

I’m actually extremely disappointed now that I unmuted it.

should have been the audio from the grapefruit trick

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Dale-Taco posted:

Im_in_this_photo_and_I_like_it.jpg

this is a .webp

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Desert Bus posted:

this is a .webp

And nobody likes being in a .webp.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Killer robot posted:

And nobody likes being in a .webp.

it owns that the humble mspaint can defeat the perfidious webp

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Kheldarn
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Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

1stGear posted:

I'm skeptical that a shark would have the manual dexterity needed to play pool.

That's exactly how they hustle you, my dude.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Byzantine posted:



Also Texans can't read.

We can, we just choose not to.

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