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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
monkeys, are like comanches -- DAMMIT ben

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Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
lmao just got to that part

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I sympathize with the big and tall boys airport/flying experience

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Yeah all of that reminded me why I'm a train boy in the rail zone now

Two similar plane stories to them

One time I put the drawl on heavy at LaGuardia and acted like I had never been on a plane before and the ticket counter lady escorted me to the priority TSA line and said I needed to use it and I beat my coworker to the terminal by an hour

Also another time I got yelled at in line because my wife was carrying my ticket and I was informed that was not allowed and I had to carry my own like a big boy

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

what in the gently caress accent did you use at LaGuardia

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

gay guy

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I'd say it was in jed clampett territory

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/DevonSelfies/status/1686728105476698112?t=SvQLahNrr4iM0Wpz60q2gQ&s=19

Mst3kmann
Aug 8, 2005

FOREST WHITAKER EYE
https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood/status/1687662322008129536?s=46&t=y2OGpSLJZt9vqGsf6FD8bw

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i can hear it in the voice

also i wish the boys would do more no country riffing even though i get why they wouldn't. sometimes when watering the plants or something ill just say "i ain't got no agua"

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
I’ll never tire of their No Country riffs and their Will and Dawn riffs.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood/status/1688730854078722049?t=yWtUdAaaruoITn3mM8ptIg&s=19

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
:piss:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
the rat pack

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Oh whoops yesterday was Trevor death day I guess


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSb8KI8nxGc

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006




Mazel tov to Ben on raising Joe Rogan’s baby. Hopefully he gets some kind of payout.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I told Ben to take the Amtrak from LA to north palm springs and to go to the windmill Cafe to get a date shake as a vlog and he said it was a good idea

Standingstoic
Jan 17, 2007
Out of the blue, beyond any cause you can trace, you'll suddenly realize things are not how you perceived them at all. For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were.
I, for one, am honored to post alongside the gatekeeper of the slurs.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
he's mad with power and blocks :piss:

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Standingstoic posted:

I, for one, am honored to post alongside the gatekeeper of the slurs.

Raising my staff and yelling “YOU SHALL NOT PASS, <slur>”

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I let a few through and I only put one person in timeout

When they try to spell the n word one letter at a time it's more annoying than anything else because it's taking precious real estate away from homoerotic comments by Matty rat

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
new patreon ep is a banger

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
poo poo YOUR PANTS! poo poo YOUR PANTS!

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
That’s as good as the U-S-A chants at the Sunday night Phillies game when they got bin Laden

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vEGKzPRSP7g

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Ben Avery DESTROYS Dave Portnoy

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I love how they do the catty "we're just joking" before going in for more jabs

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/lemonpartyshow/status/1690027431602860032?t=XHq44hV5WtBFDmgXJGo5gw&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/5NN5832.gifv

Standingstoic
Jan 17, 2007
Out of the blue, beyond any cause you can trace, you'll suddenly realize things are not how you perceived them at all. For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were.

Odddzy posted:

God i'd rather forget.

Why? Because my father was the teacher and explained in complete detail to the students what "it" was that needed to be sucked and that no "sucking it" is to take place at school.

Edit: it was the first time I learned that it could be sucked, I would've rather learn that from a lady.

From over in the TAFS thread about high school marching band choreography that heavily featured the "suck it" gesture.

Universal experience, collective unconscious.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

"sucks" was absolutely a bad word in my house growing up, I identify with the Avery boys more than I'd like

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

I posted on AOL in like 5th grade saying “sega sucks” at someone. It got a terms of service violation and my mom got super pissed at me for “swearing”.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Hearing that diesel powered pocket pussy as I’m trying to fall asleep lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
lol the full rundown on the Korean archetypes in LA

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
kuhveechay

right arm
Oct 30, 2011


Lol the boys are ********

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Lmao at jace getting very angry while on Wellbutrin.

right arm
Oct 30, 2011



incredible meal lol

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
It’s the healthiest thing they’ve ever eaten

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
honestly that chicken looks p good and im a lowlife and love the shredded kraft salads

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

right arm posted:



incredible meal lol

would

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