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just took a small poo poo, haha just kidding it was large
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Dehydrated from the weekend. Took awhile.
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Jul 31, 2023 19:18
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False alarm. Gas only. Will update later.
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Jul 31, 2023 19:51
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Great Big Shits
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Jul 31, 2023 20:53
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Rare evening poop
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Aug 1, 2023 01:08
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Midnight fright
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Aug 1, 2023 06:56
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satisfying pipe cleaner
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Aug 1, 2023 13:20
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A few solid John and Pauls followed by multiple uncomfortably hot Ringos
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Aug 1, 2023 17:31
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DOUBLE DOOK
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Aug 1, 2023 21:51
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Chinatown posted:DOUBLE DOOK
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Aug 1, 2023 21:51
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Solid. The kombucha is working. Thank gently caress.
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Aug 1, 2023 23:16
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COVID craps
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Aug 2, 2023 04:56
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I gotta take a poo poo. E: I'm making GBS threads now, lots of big farts and plops. Coworkers are fleeing the bathroom in disgust. Samuel L. Hacksaw fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Aug 2, 2023 |
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Aug 2, 2023 12:32
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my rear end in a top hat hurts
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Aug 2, 2023 14:55
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Not huge but it's taking a while
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Aug 2, 2023 18:24
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Sunset found him in the grass, groaning.
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Aug 2, 2023 20:55
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Oooooooweeeeee
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Aug 2, 2023 21:53
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The rare 2nd morning poo poo was deferred until the afternoon
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Aug 2, 2023 21:55
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Every single goddamn time I go to a truckstop to take a poo poo somebody gets into the stall next to me and nearly has a heart attack. not one single time has somebody got into the stall next to me, took a nice easy poo poo, wiped a couple of times, and then left. every loving time It sounds like the guy next to me is on the verge of prolapsing his rear end in a top hat from making GBS threads so loving hard. And how is it possible for a single human being to have that much gas inside of them? every grunt and ploop is accompanied by enough farting to pop a goddamned weather balloon. Are we all really just eating Hardee’s every day for breakfast lunch and dinner? And then why the gently caress do you get halfway through making GBS threads and then pull out your weird off brand android and start watching YouTube videos at full volume? Are we just making GBS threads once a week or something? No loving wonder we all die at 60.
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Aug 3, 2023 00:47
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Reporting in from poo poo station 1. Over and out.
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Aug 3, 2023 12:59
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Full house in here, synchronized grunting is happening. We gotta harmonize, fellas. A stinky 4.
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Aug 3, 2023 13:01
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pencilhands posted:Every single goddamn time I go to a truckstop to take a poo poo somebody gets into the stall next to me and nearly has a heart attack. not one single time has somebody got into the stall next to me, took a nice easy poo poo, wiped a couple of times, and then left. every loving time It sounds like the guy next to me is on the verge of prolapsing his rear end in a top hat from making GBS threads so loving hard. And how is it possible for a single human being to have that much gas inside of them? every grunt and ploop is accompanied by enough farting to pop a goddamned weather balloon. Are we all really just eating Hardee’s every day for breakfast lunch and dinner? And then why the gently caress do you get halfway through making GBS threads and then pull out your weird off brand android and start watching YouTube videos at full volume? Are we just making GBS threads once a week or something? No loving wonder we all die at 60. Narrator: There was no one else in the bathroom with pencilhands.
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Aug 3, 2023 13:07
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Not sure what else was expected at a truck stop. Yeah those guys do eat Hardee’s every meal. When you’re haulin’ 15 tons you just need cheap hot snacks to keep rollin.
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Aug 3, 2023 13:17
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pencilhands posted:Every single goddamn time I go to a truckstop to take a poo poo somebody gets into the stall next to me and nearly has a heart attack. not one single time has somebody got into the stall next to me, took a nice easy poo poo, wiped a couple of times, and then left. every loving time It sounds like the guy next to me is on the verge of prolapsing his rear end in a top hat from making GBS threads so loving hard. And how is it possible for a single human being to have that much gas inside of them? every grunt and ploop is accompanied by enough farting to pop a goddamned weather balloon. Are we all really just eating Hardee’s every day for breakfast lunch and dinner? And then why the gently caress do you get halfway through making GBS threads and then pull out your weird off brand android and start watching YouTube videos at full volume? Are we just making GBS threads once a week or something? No loving wonder we all die at 60. sorry. ill try to eat more fibre next time
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Aug 3, 2023 13:37
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luv2shit posted:sorry. ill try to eat more fibre next time how will you live up to your username otherwise???
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Aug 3, 2023 14:01
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i love all m,y shits. normal shits, beer shits, sick shits, u name it but i dont want to upset my friends in the stall next to me. this truly has been a revelation
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Aug 3, 2023 14:18
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Peanut butter banana sandwiches turn poo poo into glue. No wonder Presley stroked out on the can trying to push it all out
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Aug 3, 2023 14:55
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Very spicy poop going on
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Aug 3, 2023 16:40
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Ghost wiper
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Aug 3, 2023 16:40
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Fluffy clouds
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Aug 3, 2023 17:07
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getting ready
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Aug 3, 2023 17:14
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Lots of nachos with family movie night yesterday 🙀
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Aug 3, 2023 17:21
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Toxic Mental posted:Ghost wiper Wiping probably takes up 65% of my time spent in the shittery
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Aug 3, 2023 20:06
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Painful, crampy, stress IBS dooks Probably be like this every hour all day.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:25
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Second big poo poo of the morning, life is good. I've been thinking someone should invent toilet paper that turns translucent on contact with water, so it's easy to admire one's poo poo in the bowl even after wiping.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:47
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Random unexpected diarrhea but feeling really light now
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Aug 3, 2023 23:04
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I've been eating those mr.pretzel samples at costco all day to the point of constipation apparently
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Aug 3, 2023 23:19
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After a couple of days dropping 2-3 nuggets per trip, I finally had a 2+ pounder this morning. Pants are fitting much better now.
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Aug 3, 2023 23:37
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EZ Slider
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Aug 4, 2023 00:52
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Three separate nightmares
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