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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

EricBauman posted:

apparently theyre no longer doing the poo emoji thing



https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwapz/blaze-your-glory-twitter-has-a-bizarre-new-slogan-after-x-rebrand

i think its more likely that it got them in trouble with someone than that they realized its the lamest childish thing anyone has ever done


Oh, you missed that? The pedo nazi shitboer described the new response as an "infinite loop" because every time you'd e-mail it'd return that message! loving hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

also that's not what an infinite loop is

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fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder

lmao

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

fritz posted:

smart enough to get a phd, not smart enough to stop at one

yeah why the gently caress would you do a second PhD? proving for a second time you can do research? I've never come across anyone professionally that has 2.

not like you can call yourself Dr2

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

knox_harrington posted:

yeah why the gently caress would you do a second PhD? proving for a second time you can do research? I've never come across anyone professionally that has 2.

not like you can call yourself Dr2

a guy i used to know got a physics phd and then an economics phd. he now gives econ lectures about the price of hapiness and i think theres a metaphor there somewhere

EricBauman fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Aug 2, 2023

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

knox_harrington posted:

yeah why the gently caress would you do a second PhD?

to avoid having a real job

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

knox_harrington posted:

yeah why the gently caress would you do a second PhD? proving for a second time you can do research? I've never come across anyone professionally that has 2.

not like you can call yourself Dr2

It's "DDr" here and there's a (presumably apocryphal) story about one double doctor having troubles with the mail because someone thought it needed to go to East Germany.

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts

knox_harrington posted:

not like you can call yourself Dr2

you can and not even the cops will stop you

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lmao

https://twitter.com/ParkerOrtolani/status/1686540149163737088

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


hahaha

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired

Then what the gently caress is even the point

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Clerical Terrors posted:

Then what the gently caress is even the point

It's like wearing long sleeves over your swastika tattoo.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



EricBauman posted:

apparently theyre no longer doing the poo emoji thing



https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwapz/blaze-your-glory-twitter-has-a-bizarre-new-slogan-after-x-rebrand

i think its more likely that it got them in trouble with someone than that they realized its the lamest childish thing anyone has ever done

musk thought he was laying an epic own on journalists but didn't realize that it perfectly suited them to jot "we asked for their side to these damning allegations and they responded with a poo emoji" and simply run the article.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

really loving the white and piss yellow color combination here

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
or someone offered 'hey were going to do a sloppy blowjob of a profile on you that paints you in the most positive light ever, what do you say' and they responded with 💩 and the outlet took it as a grave insult

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
lol at the new thread title

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

big scary monsters posted:

lol at the new thread title

Coulda sworn it was already used, but checking it might have been the Names Thread in January..?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


yeah i think it has but it deserves another run on top

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

did las vegas relegalise lead in the drinking water or something https://twitter.com/the_transit_guy/status/1686497648268742662

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





Building a series of tunnels in a tourist town that doesn't even touch the airport.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

they're just going to keep digging until there's a fire with no way to get water on it because there's no emergency access and smoke starts billowing into a huge casino

DominoKitten
Aug 7, 2012

No, the current autoresponder is more of the same bullshit, just something Elon did because he thought it would be funny:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1682224971647528961?s=20

DominoKitten
Aug 7, 2012

also @elonmusk seems to be shadowbanmed from search! probably one too many TikTok montages of people scrolling though him saying “interesting” or doing the cry laugh emoji.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
https://twitter.com/the_transit_guy/status/1686503036900741120

quote:

Here's my big issue: the mayor, in her remarks, was very opposed to the project and said it was "unproven," "had safety concerns," "only moves 3 people at a time," and was not "accessible." The reason she APPROVED it was that "hotels are begging for transportation options." !!!

we must do something. this is something. therefore, we must do it

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

isn't the boring company just running a bunch of machinery above the manufacturer tolerances? maybe that 68 miles will blow all their equipment before it's even close to completion.

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired
If only there were ways to pack a lot of people into big cars, or maybe even a long tube on some kind of guided rail system, but alas.

ryanrs
Jul 12, 2011

"I prefer to let this project die of its own stupidity than be pestered by elon stans forever."

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



ryanrs posted:

"I prefer to let this project die of its own stupidity than be pestered by elon stans forever."

I would be behind that, but this monumental moronic undertaking is absolutely going to get people killed because there is absolutely no emergency egress built into the tunnels.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
on the one hand it's unfortunate that this will send money in his pocket; on the other hand i would assume most of the taxes funding this will come from casinos and such, so they'll be the ones losing money when this fails. and since i assume most of vegas is a front for the mob, he might even manage to piss them off by wasting their money

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

serious lol at thread title

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
its so loving funny lol

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Coulda sworn it was already used, but checking it might have been the Names Thread in January..?

oop my mistake

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

post hole digger posted:

serious lol at thread title

yeah it's pretty good lol

who cares if it was already used. i'd vote for "rhesus pieces" again too

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Nitrousoxide posted:

I would be behind that, but this monumental moronic undertaking is absolutely going to get people killed because there is absolutely no emergency egress built into the tunnels.

if you're dumb enough to get into the tunnel in the first place you were already dead, it was just a matter of time until you drowned because you forgot to close your mouth when it started raining.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

post hole digger posted:

serious lol at thread title

idgi

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.



fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

yeah it's pretty good lol

who cares if it was already used. i'd vote for "rhesus pieces" again too

there's so many good ones, my fave might still be "emerald fash boer"

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

oop my mistake

its new to me.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i wish there was a way to see all the past thread titles. some good lols in there

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