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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


beauty

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


almost the single minute turn around there

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Blow the loving whistle

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



BANYANA BANYANA

ITALY ARE OUT

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Poo-aly

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shitaly, Shitaly are forever

slorb
May 14, 2002
Booooooyaaaaaaah!

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


a real chump posted:

Blow the loving whistle

:vuvu:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I dunno the complex Italian culture but I'm gonna guess that lady who did the own goal is gonna have a rough few weeks.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
They play the Dutch next in a spicy colonialism playoff

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Having a world cup split between countries far enough apart there's hours and hours between group stage matches is bullshit. I want all my matches in a row.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lol France

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Panama!!

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Brazil will have wanted to score there.

In the France game, tough luck for the Panamanian who sticks the deflection up and over her diving goalie.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


off the ceiling and down. neat.

france up.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Diani extends after a close handball called to the spot. No wonder the offending defender flinched, it looked like Diani was this close to kicking her head off.

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Ooohhh Panama!! That would've been a v. cool goal!!

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
gently caress I really picked the wrong game to watch, Brazil v Jamaica has been a bit turgid tbh

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

I really want for Panama to have one cracking goal but France is probably going to go fully defensive in this second half. :(

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
RIPanama

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Wait 2 french goals are Panama's fault? Oof.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

webmeister posted:

gently caress I really picked the wrong game to watch, Brazil v Jamaica has been a bit turgid tbh

Sounds like you're enjoying yourself though :pervert:

Harry Lime
Feb 27, 2008


I'm sitting 4 rows from the pitch, level with the penalty spot for Cox's goal and can confirm it was 100% loving sick. Will be interesting to see how much France take their foot off the gas for the second half.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Harry Lime posted:

I'm sitting 4 rows from the pitch, level with the penalty spot for Cox's goal and can confirm it was 100% loving sick. Will be interesting to see how much France take their foot off the gas for the second half.

Just posted watched the replay and yeah holy poo poo, that was magic

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

TDepressionEarl posted:

Diani extends after a close handball called to the spot. No wonder the offending defender flinched, it looked like Diani was this close to kicking her head off.

I thought the handball was for the earlier touch off the header

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Yeah Panama!

edit wtf

double edit wooo!! Go Panama

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


not dead yet posted:

Yeah Panama!

edit wtf

we do a little icing the kicker

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

🙏 praying for more penalties for Panama 🙏

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

France is running away with this :( I can't bear it

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Brazil look awful

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jamaica gonna regret these missed chances when Brazil scored a jammy 87th minute winner

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Lol if Brazil doesn’t score, Jamaica goes through despite scoring exactly one (1) goal in the group stage.

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

YYAAAHHHHH

edit VAR SAYS GOAL!!!! WOOOOOO I WILL ALWAYS BE A PANAMA FAN AFTER THIS WC!!! YEEAAHHH

2Fast2Nutricious fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Aug 2, 2023

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I wish I watched the game with 8 goals and not the one with 0

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Brazilch.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Brazil lmao forever

Elsa Maria
Jun 7, 2013
JAMAICAAAAAAAAA

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Aggro posted:

Lol if Brazil doesn’t score, Jamaica goes through despite scoring exactly one (1) goal in the group stage.

congrats Jamaica

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

a real chump posted:

I wish I watched the game with 8 goals and not the one with 0

Same, op

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Has anyone said Farta yet?

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