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Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Look, it's just science

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

It's 10x grosser if you picture the head leaking version of Giuliani saying all that

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

matt damon

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1686799101168414737?s=46

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I was just coming to post that. Man I wish I could go back and show 2002 what America's Mayor was actually like.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
lmao, Guiliani stuff never disappoints.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I am not going to deny I say some dumb stuff while chatting, but Red Sea Parting chat is a new one to me.

Let alone whatever is going on with Rudy's hatred of Matt Damon. Who I don't like a lot either but for different reasons. And I'm not going to height shame him (wrongly, he's taller than Rudy) or assume he's gay.

What an odd person Rudy is that somehow matters in national politics to at least some extent. He's got a place in history at least.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Joey Freshwater posted:

I don’t understand why Mike doesn’t just take the bar and go to law school like Rachel is.

I mean I guess now that they hacked the bar and Harvard’s registry it’s too late but that should have been the first thing they did when they brought him on.

But if he did that, how could he be Dumb Don Draper?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Gerald is the pallet cleanser we need.

Dude loves his plants, and I love that he loves his plants.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

My wife said to say hi to the goons for her. I decided this was the best thread for that. Because she hates football, but also will sit with me and get into the game and become invested and hoot and holler and then frown at me and leave the room.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Tell her I said hey

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Leperflesh posted:

My wife said to say hi to the goons for her. I decided this was the best thread for that. Because she hates football, but also will sit with me and get into the game and become invested and hoot and holler and then frown at me and leave the room.

Hey girl hey

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Hot Diggity! posted:

Need the bodycam footage next

A Boston Police Department statement declared that no footage was available as the bodycam was not turned on while also malfunctioning and unable to record.

Boston Police Department were unavailable for comment.


Leperflesh posted:

My wife said to say hi to the goons for her. I decided this was the best thread for that. Because she hates football, but also will sit with me and get into the game and become invested and hoot and holler and then frown at me and leave the room.

Tell her hey

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
For some reason I always assumed Giuliani was, like, real short, and nothing here has dissuaded me of that notion

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Leperflesh posted:

My wife said to say hi to the goons for her. I decided this was the best thread for that. Because she hates football, but also will sit with me and get into the game and become invested and hoot and holler and then frown at me and leave the room.

I also say hi! And, if she could get you on a word count per post that would be greaaaaaaat.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Leperflesh posted:

My wife said to say hi to the goons for her. I decided this was the best thread for that. Because she hates football, but also will sit with me and get into the game and become invested and hoot and holler and then frown at me and leave the room.

'sup

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Leperflesh posted:

My wife said to say hi to the goons for her. I decided this was the best thread for that. Because she hates football, but also will sit with me and get into the game and become invested and hoot and holler and then frown at me and leave the room.

Tell her gently caress the Cowboys and also Horns Down from me.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Active shooter in the Senate...at least its not a school.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
is it boebert

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

swickles posted:

Active shooter in the Senate...at least its not a school.

that would be especially stupid of them since it's August and there are no senators there

I stg if this fucks up my commute...

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Forrest on Fire posted:

I also say hi! And, if she could get you on a word count per post that would be greaaaaaaat.

this made her laugh

Grittybeard posted:

Tell her gently caress the Cowboys and also Horns Down from me.

she said ok but also gently caress the seahawks

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Leperflesh posted:

this made her laugh

she said ok but also gently caress the seahawks

I take back my hey. We're enemies for life!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

swickles posted:

Active shooter in the Senate...at least its not a school.

"Officer Hugh Carew of MPD said that "a call came in for an active shooter. It appears to be a bad call. No injuries and no shooter were located." He said that MPD is assisting Capitol Police."
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/us-capitol-police-searching-senate-office-buildings-report-active-shoo-rcna97814


Its Rinaldo posted:

I take back my hey. We're enemies for life!

she says "no big"

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Carving this grudge deep into my heart

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

she likes their uniforms I guess

but we are niners fans in this house so, you know. carve that grudge deep.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Hello Mrs. Leper! You need your own account to come and BS with us. Be prepared to have strong rug opinions.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Silly Burrito posted:

Hello Mrs. Leper! You need your own account to come and BS with us. Be prepared to have strong gently caress the Cowboys opinions.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Silly Burrito posted:

Hello Mrs. Leper! You need your own account to come and BS with us. Be prepared to have strong rug opinions.

I hardly ever mention Braks' terrible taste in rugs anymore :v:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

My wife hates writing text, it's like pulling teeth for her. She'll never agree to make an account and if I bought her one she wouldn't use it. She does like Critterquest, though.

Sometimes she asks me "what are the goons up to today" and she always has me go check the relevant thread when we have a technical question, like wiring or 3d printers or cat food.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Silly Burrito posted:

Hello Mrs. Leper! You need your own account to come and BS with us. Be prepared to have strong President opinions.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Leperflesh posted:

My wife hates writing text, it's like pulling teeth for her. She'll never agree to make an account and if I bought her one she wouldn't use it. She does like Critterquest, though.

Sometimes she asks me "what are the goons up to today" and she always has me go check the relevant thread when we have a technical question, like wiring or 3d printers or cat food.

Even better, have Siri/Google transcribe her posts and we’ll all try to figure out what the hell she actually said.

What technical questions do you have about cat food? It goes in one end and out the other. Don’t switch the ends.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Leperflesh posted:

My wife hates writing text, it's like pulling teeth for her.

well poo poo I guess opposites really do attract!

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Ehud posted:

well poo poo I guess opposites really do attract!

I'm glad SA isn't the only place mining Leper for content

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/alisonmartino/status/1686795986231087105?s=46

That is a dapper dinosaur.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:hmmyes:

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


This makes me happier than it probably should.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blowjob Overtime posted:

This makes me happier than it probably should.

I'm driving past cabazon later this week. Will take pictures.

Also, more Gerald please.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

a neat cape posted:

I'm driving past cabazon later this week. Will take pictures.

Also, more Gerald please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TILMBXC3apk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEb4o5zxMUg

https://twitter.com/geraldstratfor3/status/1301773270182748161?s=20

https://twitter.com/geraldstratfor3/status/1589894773862989824?s=20

https://twitter.com/geraldstratfor3/status/1617818534691618818?s=20

https://twitter.com/geraldstratfor3/status/1317056070989336576?s=20

https://twitter.com/geraldstratfor3/status/1306961072574861314?s=20

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Cheers gerald.

I would die for gerald.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

What technical questions do you have about cat food? It goes in one end and out the other. Don’t switch the ends.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3920678

Ehud posted:

well poo poo I guess opposites really do attract!

she's an artist, and I'm a writer, but there's crossover in some of the nerdly domains like being interested in frogs and being able to weld

we're a good match, been together 24 years now

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Leperflesh posted:

she's an artist, and I'm a writer

I understand now.

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