Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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kazil posted:gotta go fash
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:19 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:34 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Do you think Uma Thurman played her role pro bono? They let her keep the pussywagon
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:21 |
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Halisnacks posted:Has a rebrand ever failed because “It didn’t take”? Like, people were just like nah, we’re not gonna call it that. Kraft tried changing their name to Kraft Foods to match their corporate name. Lasted about 6 months
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:25 |
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Parkingtigers posted:Two things - neither the embed nor the tweet when loaded on its own has any indication this is a sponsored post
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:38 |
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Parkingtigers posted:Two things - I wear size 15 shoes. How can I get freaks to pay my rent?
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:39 |
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Halisnacks posted:Has a rebrand ever failed because “It didn’t take”? Like, people were just like nah, we’re not gonna call it that. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pizza-hut-plan-to-change-name-to-the-hut-meets-with-ridicule/
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:44 |
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Halisnacks posted:Has a rebrand ever failed because “It didn’t take”? Like, people were just like nah, we’re not gonna call it that. Netflix tried to create "QWIKSTER" for its mailing service. That bombed super hard.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:50 |
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I would much rather all corporations be co-oped, all employees get equal say and share in the company and drive the direction and profits are split evenly among everyone. No CEO, no executives, the board of directors are the employees.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:52 |
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Slotducks posted:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pizza-hut-plan-to-change-name-to-the-hut-meets-with-ridicule/ for what its worth it looks like the company decided to not go ahead with the change - although they still occasionally used "The Hut" in marketing they didn't go all the way with it elon has been told for like 20 years now that X is a terrible name, x.com is a terrible URL, and his ideas were garbage, and he went "ok but what if i just purchase a super expensive, well-established company that has already entered common parlance and then change all their branding to X instead????? that might work???" all while being sued by former employees, with no real plan on how to roll out the changes, and everyone mocking the poo poo out of him at every step of the way he's loving dumb as poo poo
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:53 |
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I said come in! posted:I would much rather all corporations be co-oped, all employees get equal say and share in the company and drive the direction and profits are split evenly among everyone. No CEO, no executives, the board of directors are the employees. 100% agreed. For all that capitalism loves to fetishize "efficiency", CEOs are completely unnecessary.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:55 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:
I had recently learned that all of those new AI/algorithm driven bots can effectively and far more efficiently do what the CEO does, but for free. Just run that and let the employees discuss and vote on how to best use that data. This fact radicalized me even more towards destroying capitalism.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:56 |
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I said come in! posted:I had recently learned that all of those new AI/algorithm driven bots can effectively and far more efficiently do what the CEO does, but for free. Just run that and let the employees discuss and vote on how to best use that data. This fact radicalized me even more towards destroying capitalism. it's pretty funny how the focus is on how AI will destroy the careers of artists, software engineers, designers, writers, etc and never on how the CEO is technically the most replaceable person in the company now that computers can write press releases, give "motivational speeches" and talk out of their rear end with total confidence despite what they're saying being complete bullshit hey hey! ho ho! the CEO has got to go!
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:01 |
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this screams "scam"
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:01 |
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kazil posted:this screams "scam" This is literally textbook pyramid scheme.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:02 |
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"no" - Tim Apple, probably
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:03 |
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kazil posted:this screams "scam" Nothing forever... until
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:03 |
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an actual frog posted:"no" - Tim Apple, probably This reminds me of when Tim Sweeney asked Tim Cook for special exceptions (for Fortnite), and then took Apple to court, and Tim Cook didn't even know who Sweeney was.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:06 |
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ben shapino posted:it's pretty funny how the focus is on how AI will destroy the careers of artists, software engineers, designers, writers, etc and never on how the CEO is technically the most replaceable person in the company now that computers can write press releases, give "motivational speeches" and talk out of their rear end with total confidence despite what they're saying being complete bullshit I asked chatGPT what's the most useless position and it said the most useless position is anything entry level (most people) and when i said no it's the ceo it told me it's too important of a role to replace and a big ethical scenario since ceo requires too many interpersonal and social decisions. We need to train AI to not be a boot licker.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:08 |
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Grey Cat posted:Ithe most useless position is anything entry level Didn’t everyone learn during the pandemic that this wasn’t true? Society crumbles without those entry-level workers
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:10 |
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Grey Cat posted:We need to train AI to not be a boot licker. You should invent real AI instead of using a chatbot then
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:11 |
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Scientastic posted:Didn’t everyone learn during the pandemic that this wasn’t true? Society crumbles without those entry-level workers I think its more that calling it entry level is total bullshit, kinda like how no/low skill labor is not actually a thing. They are just terms used to justify low pay and employment abuse.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:12 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:You should invent real AI instead of using a chatbot then Very insightful and really adds to the conversation
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:12 |
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Janitors, cooks, cashiers, delivery people - all well known jobs that we could definitely do without anyone doing them CEO - the most important person that exists within a company, no exceptions. he does all the not-work so everyone else can focus on the work. without them, nobody else would even matter.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:13 |
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Scientastic posted:Didn’t everyone learn during the pandemic that this wasn’t true? Society crumbles without those entry-level workers Yeah but on the other hand it hurts me feelings when someone who does a job I consider dirty gets paid money as if they are a, ugh, person.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:15 |
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ben shapino posted:Janitors, cooks, cashiers, delivery people - all well known jobs that we could definitely do without anyone doing them Random fact. I was a custodian for a campus in a "gently caress mandates" state through most of wave 1 and 2 of covid and it sucked immensely.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:16 |
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ImpAtom posted:Yeah but on the other hand it hurts me feelings when someone who does a job I consider dirty gets paid money as if they are a, ugh, person. *gags and starts to vomit*
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:16 |
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Grey Cat posted:I asked chatGPT what's the most useless position and it said the most useless position is anything entry level (most people) and when i said no it's the ceo it told me it's too important of a role to replace and a big ethical scenario since ceo requires too many interpersonal and social decisions. It sounds like the AI has mastered the CEO's entire job description: consider the CEO to be important and act like everyone actually working to make the company succeed is useless. I do some consulting for a company that is integrating chatGPT in some places, and one of the devs came to me as a subject matter expert to vet one of chatGPT's suggestions. I told him it was gibberish, and he then told chatGPT that a subject matter expert says its response is gibberish and it replied with "yes it was gibberish, sorry about that, the question is very difficult".
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:16 |
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I said come in! posted:*gags and starts to vomit* ew gross can we get someone to clean this up oh we let all the janitors go last week, that's right can we make the AI do it?
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:17 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It sounds like the AI has mastered the CEO's entire job description: consider the CEO to be important and act like everyone actually working to make the company succeed is useless. Tsk, the Musk AI would call the expert a pedophile.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:17 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It sounds like the AI has mastered the CEO's entire job description: consider the CEO to be important and act like everyone actually working to make the company succeed is useless. AI admitting a fault? no loving way it could be a CEO
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:17 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It sounds like the AI has mastered the CEO's entire job description: consider the CEO to be important and act like everyone actually working to make the company succeed is useless. We need a new CEO, stat. looking to the corner, a computer dressed with a clown wig and nose ... he's perfect!
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:18 |
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Elon where's the real no poo poo ai that will tell us the meaning of the universe, by training on tweets ??
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:36 |
The one really good thing about AI is that if you ask it a factual question, you're guaranteed to get a correct answer! It'll never just bullshit you like a human would! *taps earpiece* This just in
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:38 |
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I said come in! posted:I would much rather all corporations be co-oped, all employees get equal say and share in the company and drive the direction and profits are split evenly among everyone. No CEO, no executives, the board of directors are the employees. The best one are company internal conspiracies. Every time the market goes into a slight recession and the order volume goes down, leading to occasional reduced working hours, it's the C-types doing it on purpose trying to keep the simple man down. Combat Pretzel fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Aug 2, 2023 |
# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:42 |
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Combat Pretzel posted:You should come work at my employer. 80% of the blue collar folks are all some degree of a conspiracy nut. They'd make a but more than half of the vote. Thanks, but no thanks. Fair but I also don't want it where I work where the CEO calls us all family. gently caress that.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:45 |
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Halisnacks posted:Has a rebrand ever failed because “It didn’t take”? Like, people were just like nah, we’re not gonna call it that. Facebook changed its name to Meta and Google changed its name to Alphabet and no one calls either of them by those names
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:46 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Management has heard your concerns about overly long toilet breaks. Sit backwards on it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:53 |
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PostNouveau posted:Facebook changed its name to Meta and Google changed its name to Alphabet and no one calls either of them by those names because nobody gives a poo poo what corporate parent companies are called. The actual products people use are still called Facebook and Google. Just like Twitter was called Twitter even though the owning company has been X.com since Musk bought it People care when the product they interact with gets rebranded.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:54 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Who of true passion would ever satisfy themselves with a single foot? T... Two Worlds? Is that you? Don't let The Brute out
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E the Shaggy posted:I wear size 15 shoes. How can I get freaks to pay my rent? If you can pass as an 8/10+ woman from the ankles up, just start Xing teaser pics of beautiful you and your gigantic clodhoppers. You will soon be making dreams come true as you stomp down Easy Street.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 22:59 |