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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Alan Smithee posted:

im sure someone with a big wrinkly brain could write about how barbenheimer proves that in fact american soft power and hard power are "one and the same" but it aint me cuz im here to shitpost about the 3 bodily fluids

I always knew you were humourless

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

i might have gotten drunk and told @fart that i would drill a hole in his midsection and have sex with it when he posted a poll saying 'do you like me' im not going to defend it

let they who have not wasted their precious time on their earth posting on a dying site past its prime throw the first post

super normal behaviour my dude

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
yeah it was pretty hosed, i couldnt fault the twitter moderatiom system on that one

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i can't imagine @fart reported you

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i doubt he even read it

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Inceltown posted:

He said one of his kids not which kid. It's going to be his transgender kid that he's got beef with.

He's got beef with like half his kids, but they're mostly adults. Then one named after a jet fighter is the only one I think he has any sort of custody of, so would be the easiest to perform brain surgery on.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

yeah it was pretty hosed, i couldnt fault the twitter moderatiom system on that one

The more hosed thing is that you rereged. Why would you do that

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Heath posted:

The more hosed thing is that you rereged. Why would you do that

Yeah you should already have 70 alternative accounts you can use instead.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
or just don't drunk post you want to put a drill in someone's stomach and then gently caress the hole?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Especially don’t tell us, unprompted, that you did

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I don’t want anyone dickin’ my entrails. Now I’ve warned you all about this.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
@dril is not a request

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Yes please

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
smash mouth drill the hole

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

smash mouth drill the hole

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/sciencegirlkati/status/1686488691974291456

https://twitter.com/tracewyrm/status/1686664886464499712

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1686711321809571841

https://twitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1686067518132346880

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Philharmeownic

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Olanphonia posted:

Mournful rear end on that bear

please don't doxx me

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Milo and POTUS posted:

smash mouth drill the hole

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/alisonmartino/status/1686795986231087105?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Aug 2, 2023

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

They really should’ve changed the dates on this one. I guess they forgot.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/missjellinsky/status/1686770672083537921

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1686828841556226048

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

That’s coming out breach, Gomer, not breaching a perimiter.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I think we're at the point in society where the Coming in the Air Tonight drum jokes don't need thirty seconds of lead-up.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Lobok posted:

I think we're at the point in society where the Coming in the Air Tonight drum jokes don't need thirty seconds of lead-up.

Maybe, but then you wouldn't be listening to thirty seconds of Coming in the Air Tonight.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/alfonseaux/status/1686609569563516928?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1686765209086771200

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Wearing those things is going to result in things getting mad rutty.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
For when you want to free ball it at your desk but the privacy board doesn't go all the way down.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I looked that image up. It's from a site that does parody ads.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I looked that image up. It's from a site that does parody ads.

I can and will slap you

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I looked that image up. It's from a site that does parody ads.

parodeez nuts hanging out because i'm wearing my Sears' Trouser Legs

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

This looks like something Lazlo would wear in What We Do In The Shadows.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Hose for Bro's

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/EmmaTolkin/status/1686827154909298689?s=20

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

For doctors and other professionals in lab coats

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
https://twitter.com/quannom/status/1686814264198037504

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



You can even bump your head
On the giant slide

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

You can even bump your head
On the giant slide

Thanks for remind me. I'm gonna go watch it again.

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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
https://twitter.com/FutureHasbeen/status/1686832011791695874

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