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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
The 'Reggae Girlz'

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Aggro posted:

Lol if Brazil doesn’t score, Jamaica goes through despite scoring exactly one (1) goal in the group stage.

On the other hand, they conceded exactly zero (0) goals in the group stage

it's a funny old game

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
Great day for underdogs today.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ahem, Sharta

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Boo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
credit to Panama that was a supremely entertaining match

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Love that Panama looks happier in defeat than winning France. :3:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Love the Ronaldo celebration for panama’s 3rd

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Love the Ronaldo celebration for panama’s 3rd

same

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
Hoping to see Panama again in four years :)

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
drat, that Panama game sounded great. Hella psyched to see Banyana Banyana and the Reggae Girlz go through, and shocked to see Brazil out after they played one of the best matches of the tournament against France.

Harry Lime
Feb 27, 2008


Just got back from France V Panama, was an absolute blast. Stadium initially felt like it was mostly rooting for France but around the 75th minute there was a significant vibe shift with the crowd being louder for Panama than they had been all game. The cheer for the 3rd Panamanian goal was the loudest all game. Stayed a while to watch the Panama players celebrate with their core contingent of fans which was delightful to watch. An awesome evening.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Who had it down that two CONCACAF teams would go through, and Canada wouldn’t be one of them? Wild.

Good on Jamaica, really hoping the traditional powers keep getting challenged through this tournament.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Really don't envy the Brazillian girls having to go home after this. They'll get obliterated by the Bolsonaro crowd. Marta has been saying that Brazil needs to invest in women's football or their results will worsen and she was right.

Terminally Bored fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Aug 2, 2023

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Woke up. Saw scores. Marta :smith:

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



The current playoff bracket:

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Genuine question: why is Carli Lloyd such an rear end in a top hat to her own teammates?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Terminally Bored posted:

rear end in a top hat

Pretty well sums it up

Shazback
Jan 26, 2013

Grimson posted:

The current playoff bracket:


Still to be decided teams here noted as "group F" are from group H:

6 pts - Colombia
3 pts - Germany
3 pts - Morocco
0 pts - South Korea

Germany lead Morocco on goal difference (+5 to -5)

Remaining games:
Colombia - Morocco
Germany - South Korea

Technically none of the teams are eliminated or qualified, but for Colombia not to qualify they would have to lose by a margin of at least four goals to Morocco.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Terminally Bored posted:

Genuine question: why is Carli Lloyd such an rear end in a top hat to her own teammates?

She's a relentless winner and some snowflakes just can't take it.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Terminally Bored posted:

Genuine question: why is Carli Lloyd such an rear end in a top hat to her own teammates?

She didn't get along with them on a personal level, has an inflated ego from her time on the team, and is from South Jersey

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe US Soccer should just start ban people from New Jersey to be on the safe side (see: Reyna, Berhalter).

E: with how this tourney is going I fully expect South Korea to bump Germany tonight because gently caress everyone's expectations, amirite?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Aug 3, 2023

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Ah gently caress, England are going to go out to the French just like the men aren't they?

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

lol at the awkward standing waiting for the south korean captain

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Eric Cantonese posted:

She's a relentless winner and some snowflakes just can't take it.

:hmmyes:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Holy moly 2 shots on target in 2 minutes

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Haha

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

gently caress yeah korea give them hell

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Lmaos are incoming

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

:sickos:

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Lol, get hosed Germany.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
They did nazi that coming

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
all the lmaos

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Great ball to set up that goal.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Eine Lol

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
fuckin do it korea

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
South Korea winning 4-0 and Colombia winning gets South Korea through, right?

Erk
Jun 7, 2005

habeasdorkus posted:

South Korea winning 4-0 and Colombia winning gets South Korea through, right?

I think South Korea needs 5 to overcome the goals scores tiebreaker.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

habeasdorkus posted:

South Korea winning 4-0 and Colombia winning gets South Korea through, right?

I forgot what the next tiebreakers are but a 3-goal win brings them level on goal difference, 4 puts them ahead I think.

I was a little skeptical of expanding to 32 teams, but it's proven to be perfect -- there are a few teams still getting walloped, but that happens in the men's side as well. Plus, the exposure and experience of a World Cup will help all these debutant teams. The USA slipping, and Brazil, Canada and China all knocked out in the group stage (!!) proves the level of quality has just gone up across the board too.

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Sure are a lot of goalkeepers getting cramp at this WC.

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