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Aug 3, 2023 14:15
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Elman posted:The new EU regulations against hate speech and misinformation are coming into effect by the end of august. Musk said he'd abide by them (lmao)
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Aug 3, 2023 14:44
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https://twitter.com/heyitsyashu/status/1686954834220679168
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Aug 3, 2023 17:07
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ah yes the guy who famously can't stfu about how great he is, isn't talking about this imaginary technology he isn't actually developing, which makes me bullish on it definitely existing and definitely working as hoped
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Aug 3, 2023 17:14
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Nothing has done more to convince me that the Korean team hasn't been successful than elom-stans jumping on the bandwagon. No greater group of suckers and marks exists on the planet.
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Aug 3, 2023 17:15
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glad i can't even open up twitter's explore page
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Aug 3, 2023 17:17
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all wires having resistance at room temperature is not what's stopping us from having quantum computers and free energy. also lol at the "high speed travel" instead of specifically saying rail.
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Aug 3, 2023 17:17
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guy who hosed up the website where u tweet: "it's gonna be cool. Everyone will be like, "I posted it on x"
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Aug 3, 2023 17:18
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room temperature superconductors
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Aug 3, 2023 17:18
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tenderjerk posted:context notwithstanding 'jew mexico' sounds kind of cool Thinking of chimichurri lox rn
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Aug 3, 2023 17:19
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you forgot the tesla robot!!'
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Aug 3, 2023 17:19
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[hears about potential life-changing technological breakthrough] you know who this was made for?? elon musk and his exploding car
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Aug 3, 2023 17:26
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he manages to list three potential uses for twitter before he gets to sexual harassment
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Aug 3, 2023 17:29
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these people all live in a fantasy world
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Aug 3, 2023 17:30
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it's not even a good fantasy world, it entirely revolves around making number go up
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Aug 3, 2023 17:32
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My most generous interpretation of this is that he correctly identifies Musk as a good mark for investing on a thinly plausible project
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Aug 3, 2023 17:36
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I thought I was past the point of being surprised at how dumb Musk is but for him to post the wholeElon posted:Exactly. If successful, X will enter the vernacular in ways that we don’t yet know. thing and somehow miss the actual result of the name change: giving up a bespoke verb that was in common usage all over the world for not only something that can has to be used in the same manner as any other company name, but also literally choosing a name that is commonly understood to be a variable as opposed to an actual thing in and of itself was a real *crack* *ping* moment for me. Jesus Christ
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Aug 3, 2023 17:41
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Too many people have accused Musk of having a room temperature IQ. He hears half the phrase and assumes it is that again.
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Aug 3, 2023 17:42
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"Posted on X" vs. "Tweeted"
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Aug 3, 2023 17:49
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shyduck posted:it's not even a good fantasy world, it entirely revolves around making number go up This is every video game.
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Aug 3, 2023 17:49
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RandomBlue posted:This is every video game. 
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Aug 3, 2023 17:49
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World dying because we're addicted to number go up as a species.
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Aug 3, 2023 17:50
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If the starting state of RAM is all zeroes then the point of all computer software is to make numbers go up.
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Aug 3, 2023 17:52
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entropy only goes up, makes you think
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Aug 3, 2023 17:54
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thiccabod posted:I thought I was past the point of being surprised at how dumb Musk is but for him to post the whole it really is amazing, it's such a terrible name for a brand for so so many reasons.
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Aug 3, 2023 17:54
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shyduck posted:entropy only goes up, makes you think A closed system doesn’t allow outside energy, like the locked hotel rooms of X
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Aug 3, 2023 18:00
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thiccabod posted:I thought I was past the point of being surprised at how dumb Musk is but for him to post the whole He is a deeply dumb person, even trump would understand what a boneheaded decision it was from a branding standpoint
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Aug 3, 2023 18:01
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thiccabod posted:I thought I was past the point of being surprised at how dumb Musk is but for him to post the whole i like that this guy figured out how stupid it is and loves it 
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Aug 3, 2023 18:16
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https://insideevs.com/news/680090/tesla-working-on-final-piece-fsd-ai-puzzle-musk/quote:Tesla CEO Elon Musk said in a recent Twitter (now known as X) reply that the EV brand is currently working on the final piece of the Full Self-Driving (FSD) artificial intelligence (AI) puzzle, which is apparently “vehicle control.”  ????????https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-model-3-y-south-pasadena-police-fleet-unplugged-performance/ quote:Unplugged Performance is pivoting from vehicles the police would probably chase to chase vehicles for the police themselves to drive. The company announced this week that it would be modifying 10 Tesla Model 3 and 10 Tesla Model Y vehicles for use by the South Pasadena Police Department, replacing its entire internal combustion fleet. "Tesla's stunning track record of reliability, low maintenance costs, and impressive on-road performance and driving dynamics make EV transition a safe choice for many departments. The cost savings are undeniable and being able to bring Tesla's entire suite of crash and safety systems to bear on officer safety is an added benefit above and beyond the economics of operating and maintaining this modern EV fleet," said Sergeant Tony Abdalla. https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-model-y-suv-crash-los-angeles-homeless-encampment/ quote:Tesla Model Y Launches Off LA Freeway Into Homeless Encampment
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Aug 3, 2023 18:18
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Quotey posted:i like that this guy figured out how stupid it is and loves it it's free marketing!
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Aug 3, 2023 18:22
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Love to replace my deterministic and understandable code that runs a multi ton vehicle on public streets with a stochastic black box
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Aug 3, 2023 18:30
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:https://insideevs.com/news/680090/tesla-working-on-final-piece-fsd-ai-puzzle-musk/ Fortunately no one died and only the people in the vehicle were injured
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Aug 3, 2023 18:32
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*selects 300k lines of code* *writes "ai" in its place* ship it
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Aug 3, 2023 18:37
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the final piece of the self-driving puzzle: vehicle control
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Aug 3, 2023 18:41
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Lol @ adding "this is only speculation" to the beginning of whatever dumb poo poo the CEO feels like saying, problem solved
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Aug 3, 2023 18:43
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so this superconductor poo poo, is this like when there was an experiment a couple months back that was fairly promising albeit incremental but then was heralded among tech fuckers as a breakthrough in fusion energy or is totally a dud?
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Aug 3, 2023 18:45
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ELTON JOHN posted:the final piece of the self-driving puzzle: vehicle control Uh, what was autopilot doing before then????? Is there a living monkey inside every Tesla?
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Aug 3, 2023 18:45
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Justin Tyme posted:Uh, what was autopilot doing before then????? Is there a living monkey inside every Tesla? why do you think he was putting chips in all those monkeys
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Aug 3, 2023 18:54
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Dr. Killjoy posted:so this superconductor poo poo, is this like when there was an experiment a couple months back that was fairly promising albeit incremental but then was heralded among tech fuckers as a breakthrough in fusion energy or is totally a dud? edit: correction, a couple of labs in China have claimed to do it like last couple of days, but the information is still sketchy. If it's legit, it's fantastic. Now producing it to scale... shyduck has issued a correction as of 19:07 on Aug 3, 2023 |
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Aug 3, 2023 18:57
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Rasczak posted:but why would this extremely divorced single man have a wedding ring on Because he's a giant pink rear end in a top hat.
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