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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Starting a profession that needs tools, but can't afford Dewalt, Festool, or Milwaukee? Wal-Mart has you covered with their in-house tool brand, E-Stink. When you think quality tools, think E-Stink! Funny, but fake
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A worker who pours soft drink (like Coke) syrup into a glass, then fills the glass with soda water, and jerks it with a spoon to mix it. You moron, you absolute fool, the jerking was what they'd do to the handle on the fountain.
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Aug 3, 2023 18:16
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:the clerk had to jerk the spigot back and forth like a well pump. Any of those guys still around?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Any of those guys still around? Yeah but now it’s called bonequest
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Aug 3, 2023 18:35
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They had to get other jerking jobs.
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Aug 3, 2023 18:35
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Maybe jerking is one of those WFH dealios now
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Kheldarn posted:Funny, but fake Well, I took the screen grab myself from the Wal Mart website, so unless Wal Mart themselves are posting fake products for the yuks....
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I’ve been getting some weird rear end ads from wal mart lately too on Instagram. One advertised the Flipper Zero hacking tool thingy and some other bizarre stuff that is never expect wal mart to sell. I think they’ve been morphing into an Amazon clone for a while
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Aug 3, 2023 18:49
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Tool battery converters have been a thing for a long time. Walmart's site is an open vender market like amazon. So whoever is selling estink is probably just some random chinese store with a walmart listing. You can find tool battery converters on Amazon too. Off brand batteries too.
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Aug 3, 2023 18:50
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Guyver posted:Tool battery converters have been a thing for a long time. But do they have The Stink on em'?
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tiercel posted:This boy don't need a job No one wants a fella with a social disease. 
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Aug 3, 2023 19:26
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ESTINK has their fingers in everything, which may explain the smell
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Aug 3, 2023 19:27
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I'm Dead Skin Horny Remover
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Soul Dentist posted:I'm Dead Skin Horny Remover The outer layer of the epidermis is also known as the horny layer 
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Wintermutant posted:ESTINK has their fingers in everything, which may explain the smell I personally prefer STINKO 
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Kit Walker posted:The outer layer of the epidermis is also known as the horny layer That still doesn't explain why my parents named me that
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manero posted:I personally prefer STINKO 
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manero posted:I personally prefer STINKO i dont know what this is or where it comes from but it is funny every time. i need a cap that just says stinko
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Aug 3, 2023 20:28
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manero posted:I personally prefer STINKO 
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e: ^^^^ lmaoHackers film 1995 posted:i dont know what this is or where it comes from but it is funny every time. i need a cap that just says stinko It's from this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97jt1XtnGQ
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Whooping Crabs posted:I can't get enough of whatever is in this bottle I found while cleaning out a lab fridge Jenkem technology lmao
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Biplane posted:Jenkem technology lmao 
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I worked as a soda sounder
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:It is and it's not why they're called jerks. They're jerks because it rhymed with clerks and 100 years ago, before modern CO2 delivery systems, the clerk had to jerk the spigot back and forth like a well pump. Is "clerk" not pronounced "clark" in the US?
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Gromit posted:Is "clerk" not pronounced "clark" in the US? No it rhymes with lurk
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Gromit posted:Is "clerk" not pronounced "clark" in the US? clerk (klurk) and clark (klaRk) in the US have completely different vowel sounds.
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Whooping Crabs posted:I can't get enough of whatever is in this bottle I found while cleaning out a lab fridge Chug it!
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Aug 3, 2023 23:54
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thank you for preempting my immediate need after seeing the original gif
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immature soda jekrs
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The jerk store called and they’re all out of soda
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Dameius posted:clerk (klurk) and clark (klaRk) in the US have completely different vowel sounds. Well, TIL. I've no idea why clerk is pronounced with an "a" sound here, but I assumed it was like that everywhere.
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Gromit posted:Well, TIL. I've no idea why clerk is pronounced with an "a" sound here, but I assumed it was like that everywhere. It really is mostly you showing your whole arse as to never having watched Clerks.
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Inceltown posted:It really is mostly you showing your whole arse as to never having watched Clerks. They watched the English dub
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Aug 4, 2023 05:10
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Wait until you hear about how we pronounce derby.
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Knormal posted:Wait until you hear about how we pronounce derby. "killthesavages"? Isn't that just how everything's pronounced in Britain/Australia? edit: I'm sorry this was overly harsh to Australia - I believe there everything is just pronounced "shipemalltoanislandmate" SyNack Sassimov has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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As an Australian I don't think I've encountered anyone outside of very rural places that pronounce clerk and Clark the same. Honestly it's more weird that the "ar" and "er" are often overemphasized. Anecdotes!
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Get a few more and we'll have some data!
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dobbymoodge posted:They watched the English dub Lol
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