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Senor Tron posted:Sure do! Rapidly Going Deaf Yay! My Dad Wrote a Porno thread
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redgubbinz posted:I liked chat GPT back in the early 2000s when it was called smarterchild and 12 year old me could make it swear on AIM ChatGPT, the AI formerly known as smarterchild
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Aug 4, 2023 02:53
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kazil posted:"Buy my product but make sure no one sees that you bought it because they all hate it" sure is a sales pitch Not to start a derail about video games, but I remember when the latest Harry Potter game came out there was an increase of articles telling you how to hide your purchased/played games in your Steam library because people kept getting called out by friends who saw it. This is an even worse and funnier version of that because instead of using features that already existed in the storefront, it's Twitter admitting their own product has become a badge of shame and adding a feature to hide it. lmao
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Aug 4, 2023 02:54
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If there's anything good to come out of this whole yearlong shitshow, it's that I gave My Dad Wrote A Porno a shot today and it's a very funny listen. Thank you Elom 
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Aug 4, 2023 02:56
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lol that despite killing him with a golf club that's still a flattering depiction of Elon's lumpy face and not beard
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Aug 4, 2023 03:09
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I can hide games in steam? How about hiding my hours played? Asking for a friend.
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FoolyCharged posted:Fixed for accuracy. Ok sure, but like in 1933, $1 is like half the cost of a house. So yes, the buying power of a dollar has gone down, even if the figures provided mean nothing. How many dollars did someone earn compared to dollars today, and what could they buy with that compared to today is a more meaningful comparison. We're still getting hosed so its all semantics, but the real point is about cost inflation vs wage inflation.
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:I can hide games in steam? How about hiding my hours played? Asking for a friend. No you can't hide those 1000 hours in Sex With Hitler. We all saw it. We all know.
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Aug 4, 2023 03:20
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sebmojo posted:Oh - yes you're right of course, my bad. Dpph was before my time. The one thing I remember about DPPH was them sharing a database of hacked/stolen paysite passwords.
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Aug 4, 2023 03:21
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:I can hide games in steam? How about hiding my hours played? Asking for a friend. Just be open about your porn games, nobody actually cares. Never once had a comment on my library.
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Aug 4, 2023 04:08
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delightful posted:Ok sure, but like in 1933, $1 is like half the cost of a house. So yes, the buying power of a dollar has gone down, even if the figures provided mean nothing. How many dollars did someone earn compared to dollars today, and what could they buy with that compared to today is a more meaningful comparison. We're still getting hosed so its all semantics, but the real point is about cost inflation vs wage inflation. Imagine how much stuff you could buy with $1 in ancient egypt
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Captain Hygiene posted:If there's anything good to come out of this whole yearlong shitshow, it's that I gave My Dad Wrote A Porno a shot today and it's a very funny listen. Thank you Elom That podcast contains the second funniest thing involving the Titanic from the last decade.
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Aug 4, 2023 04:39
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Senor Tron posted:That podcast contains the second funniest thing involving the Titanic from the last decade. That has to be one of the most unexpected last-minute upsets in entertainment history
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Grey Cat posted:Just be open about your porn games, nobody actually cares. Never once had a comment on my library. The hours in a porn game would be preferable to the buffer overflow number next to Dota2
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I don't need to hide my shame from other people, I need to hide from myself.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Lol so it cost at least $150k for the lights alone, amazing the peak light output possible from this system was at least a few percent of what a 60-inch 15kW carbon arc WW2 search light was capable of.
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I once ran a d&d module. I asked the ttrpg DM's thread for help and a very kind goon went through the structure, the story beats, tips and tricks. Gave me everything I needed to run 9 months of campaign. The instant we said goodbye his steam name went green and said he was playing melty's quest the jack off game. If you're ever going to buy a jack off game you should probably get it on itch.io even if it never goes on summer sale. Krinkle fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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Krinkle posted:I once ran a d&d module. I asked the ttrpg DM's thread for help and a very kind goon went through the structure, the story beats, tips and tricks. Gave me everything I needed to run 9 months of campaign. The instant we said goodbye his steam name went green and said he was playing melty's quest the jack off game. If you're ever going to buy a jack off game you should probably get it on itch.io even if it never goes on summer sale. At one point Discord toggled settings to display what you were playing and I got to wonder "how do I tell my brother I can see him playing HuniePop without telling him I can see him playing HuniePop?" I decided on coincidentally having just discovered that this feature had turned itself on and talking in the Discord about how annoyed I was that it hadn't asked first and I sure was glad I noticed blah blah blah.
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kazil posted:No you can't hide those 1000 hours in Sex With Hitler. We all saw it. We all know. Concerning.
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The Lone Badger posted:I don't need to hide my shame from other people, I need to hide from myself. turn on you r monitor
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https://www.pcgamesn.com/diablo-4/elon-musk Elon complains that Diablo 4 doesnt require skill while allegedly playing with one of the most OP builds around. Also says his username is IWillNeverDie.
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Aug 4, 2023 07:39
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is anyone thinking it does though
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Strong Sauce posted:apparently you can hide your blue checkmark now... lmao “go get a life. I’ve been on this app a decade longer than you.”
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Cool you can jailbreak a tesla now. https://techcrunch.com/2023/08/03/researchers-jailbreak-a-tesla-to-get-free-in-car-feature-upgrades/
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Wait, all Tesla's have heated seating, but you need to pay $300 to activate them? What a crap car.
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MEIN RAVEN posted:gently caress this stupid world. And gently caress Elon Musk too.
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happyhippy posted:Wait, all Tesla's have heated seating, but you need to pay $300 to activate them? 
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happyhippy posted:Wait, all Tesla's have heated seating, but you need to pay $300 to activate them? No, no no no. You can pay $10/month instead.
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EorayMel posted:Also I have always had twitter embeds disabled on something awful and the percentage of posts that are just mind-numbing lines of pale blue URLs is almost saddening mind-numbing lines of pale blue URLs I'm not sure what that means
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I feel like, if you burn to death in a tesla from now on he's just going to say sadly they jailbroke the heated seats but if they had paid money to safely heat the seats they'd be alive. Someone broke into those shipping containers and jailbroke all the heated seats at once not my fault an entire cargo ship burnt to slag.
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Please, new listeners, use it. We'll be more than happy to let you laugh/cry on our shoulders
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Anders posted:Please, new listeners, use it. We'll be more than happy to let you laugh/cry on our shoulders lmao yeah pay for this "comedy"
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Elon musk definitely had sausage roll penis enhancement and shoots blue jizz
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1687381248505991168 Everyone please act impressed that he can lift a dumbell or he might start swinging
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Sorry about that, I dont know how to rip videos off of TwiX.
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He does a fake laugh, embarrasses a bunch of people who sit with him in a meeting room. And then he does a curl to prove he's not a flabby piece of poo poo.
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