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Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

They changed the yellow cake mix recipe and it doesn’t taste quite the same. Somewhere the old formula is on a drive screaming to get out but market forces say NO.

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SoR Blaze
Apr 12, 2006

Black Noise posted:

They changed the yellow cake mix recipe and it doesn’t taste quite the same. Somewhere the old formula is on a drive screaming to get out but market forces say NO.

Somewhere out there, Code Talker sheds a single tear and mutters "wolbachia"

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
Early morning grocery runs reveal that the cold chain is a loving joke: the whole of the frozen foods aisle is slightly defrosted by 7AM.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

huh

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


People these days have no shame. Dudes are putting skeezy anime titty stickers on their cars. The kind that changes the image as you change your angle. Just driving around without any shame. Always some creepy rear end goon behind the wheel too. Saw one the other day that also said something like, "I watch anime for the boobs". Jesus Christ

It's not enough to be an anime porn freak in private, now you have to flaunt it in public?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
It's because they watch dubs, constant exposure to Steve Blum gave them all bad syndrome.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Most of the cars around here that have borderline hentai stickers seem to overwhelmingly be driven by decent looking early 20s guys. Not that this is an excuse, but it doesn’t seem to be the neckbeard crowd.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Thesaurus posted:

People these days have no shame. Dudes are putting skeezy anime titty stickers on their cars. The kind that changes the image as you change your angle. Just driving around without any shame. Always some creepy rear end goon behind the wheel too. Saw one the other day that also said something like, "I watch anime for the boobs". Jesus Christ

It's not enough to be an anime porn freak in private, now you have to flaunt it in public?

Baldur's Gate 3 came out today and it's one of the biggest video game launches of all time, this popularity was brought about largely by (1) The developers admitting that you can gently caress a bear in an interview, (2) One of the game's writers tweeting something about how UNBELIEVABLY horny the game is (in those words more or less), and (3) a bunch of pre-release promotional material talking about how you can gently caress and romance all of the companions, and about how some companions are just gently caress monsters that are difficult to get emotionally close to compared to others who are reserved before you gently caress them. And even on these forums a whole lot of people are posting about what characters they are horniest for and who they want to romance and how excited they are for the sex scenes.

It was shocking to me to see how the cultural zeitgeist around sexual attraction to virtual animated characters has flipped in the last however many years

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

holefoods posted:

Most of the cars around here that have borderline hentai stickers seem to overwhelmingly be driven by decent looking early 20s guys. Not that this is an excuse, but it doesn’t seem to be the neckbeard crowd.

Yeah, I’ve seen a few hentaimobiles in the states and it’s 99% average looking men.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
They still should be tarred and feathered

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

teen witch posted:

Yeah, I’ve seen a few hentaimobiles in the states and it’s 99% average looking men.

That says more about the average man than the car owner

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

15 years ago, in the army, I saw a dude with a HENTAI INSIDE sticker on his bag. It was a big sticker too. I think I even took a picture and posted it on the forums.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

sad question
May 30, 2020

I recall previous BG games being slightly less gently caress based

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
In bg2 you could stuff your newborn baby into the bag of holding

Anyway, I'm positive this is just a case of positive feedback loop among a very insular and small circle of online creeps detached from reality, and not a fair assessment of why BG3 is a major game release (but one of the biggest games of all time? C'mon now)

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmB-tF9VgcI

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Funniest thing re: Baldur's Gate 3 are the many, many devs from other studios complaining that BG3 is too good and making their jobs too hard.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

In bg2 you could stuff your newborn baby into the bag of holding

Anyway, I'm positive this is just a case of positive feedback loop among a very insular and small circle of online creeps detached from reality, and not a fair assessment of why BG3 is a major game release (but one of the biggest games of all time? C'mon now)

Nah it's really abundantly clear and obvious that "you can gently caress a bear" is responsible for a whole lot of the game's buzz. That was announced on July 7th, and search traffic for BG3 tripled immediately afterward.

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%203-m&geo=US&q=Baldurs%20Gate%203&hl=en





Also it's ranked #16 on Steam charts for all-time peak users, on literally the day it came out, it's definitely one of the biggest PC game releases of all time.
https://steamdb.info/charts/?sort=peak


And it spawned a whole lot of Video Games Journalism articles about the bear loving and the horniness, e.g.:
https://www.ign.com/articles/baldurs-gate-3-lets-you-have-sex-with-a-druid-in-bear-form

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Aug 4, 2023

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It shows search interest was already rising quickly in time for the release and kept rising at the same pace with a small temporary peak after that trailer.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

You're misreading the charts, the "already rising" search interest was "already rising" starting on July 7th, when Bear loving was announced. It was flat before that day.



It jumped from 23% to 60% of its peak search interest on the day Bear loving was announced.

e: Not saying it's a bad game or anything, just that "I want my videogames to be horny" is now a mainstream opinion and that was weird to me to learn.

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Aug 4, 2023

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Well I choose not to believe it for the sake of whatever shreds of faith in society I still may have left.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
Its about as horny as the dragon age games from 15 years ago.
Meaning that to get to the horny parts you have actually play the game through its most tedious parts.

Maybe larian found out being puritanical in its marketing is not worth it so they went the other way and hey what you know
hornier = more money!

Maybe goons are just getting older and too sensitive.

Pajser fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Aug 4, 2023

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
but... a bear?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Society as a whole is basically going through preacher's daughter syndrome

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I mean the ironic thing is that the younger generations are notoriously not into loving, compared to their parents' generation. It maybe it's not ironic at all

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
It's bc they're jackin' it, duh.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

but... a bear?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3881149

here is an entire thread devoted to a best-selling novel about in depth bear romance from the 1970s

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
there is nothing new under the horny sun

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Pajser posted:

there is nothing new under the horny sun

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Cerekk posted:


"It's just a term for a glass of beer" --an actual thing said to me with a straight face

I'd have smashed my glass on the floor and walked out

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

deep dish peat moss posted:

Baldur's Gate 3 came out today and it's one of the biggest video game launches of all time, this popularity was brought about largely by (1) The developers admitting that you can gently caress a bear in an interview, (2) One of the game's writers tweeting something about how UNBELIEVABLY horny the game is (in those words more or less), and (3) a bunch of pre-release promotional material talking about how you can gently caress and romance all of the companions, and about how some companions are just gently caress monsters that are difficult to get emotionally close to compared to others who are reserved before you gently caress them. And even on these forums a whole lot of people are posting about what characters they are horniest for and who they want to romance and how excited they are for the sex scenes.

It was shocking to me to see how the cultural zeitgeist around sexual attraction to virtual animated characters has flipped in the last however many years

Brave New World where humans are grown in vats except instead of casual open sexuality we have 3DPD and people have frank casual discussions about masturbating to AI/ML media catering to their bizarre tastes and nearly unfathomable fetishes for things like Bob Ross inspired wet on wet landscapes, psychedelic fractal patterns, and fantasy creatures that never existed.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

steinrokkan posted:

They still should be tarred and feathered

Cluck cluck

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

The hentai car thing is a legit Japanese sub culture

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itasha

The cringe is the point.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Laserface posted:

The hentai car thing is a legit Japanese sub culture

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itasha

The cringe is the point.


quote:

Automotive consumables such as motor oil have also been customized. On 20 June 2009, T&E, a tuning shop, began to sell scented semi-synthetic motor oil under the Itayu brand,[24] with the first product being a Lucky Star-themed motor oil, unveiled at the 48th Shizuoka Hobby Show 2009.[25][26]

:psyduck:

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
One of history's greatest copes.

Actually it supposed to be cringe, so you're the loser :smug:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Laserface posted:

The hentai car thing is a legit Japanese sub culture

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itasha

The cringe is the point.

Yeah "legit" lmao

Just because it's also done by creeps in the glorious Nippon doesn't make it better

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

(痛車, literally "painful" or "cringeworthy"[1][2] + "car")

Hahahah

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Laserface posted:

The hentai car thing is a legit Japanese sub culture

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itasha

The cringe is the point.

This is what I'm saying -- people have enshittified, embracing and importing literal cringe hentai car culture for some reason. God save us

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I don't condone it, I just know that the cringe is the feature which doesn't make it any more acceptable but does explain why it's more common now (because the west has already copied and played out the other, better japanese car styling sub cultures)

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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Coughing

Everywhere I go it always seems like there's some boomer/genxer over in the corner just casually hacking their lungs out. Every store, every plane, every lunch room at work, bathroom stall, theater...

I am pretty sure I don't remember this being normal.

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