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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

Sauce it up boys!

I'll have that one burger up top that never gets any sauce because it turns out just waving your wrist around at random doesn't actually work to distribute it.

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Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007


Grilled grasshoppers I had the other day in China. Were quite good. Surprisingly my 8 year old son wanted to try them and he loved them so much he asked us to order more.

Hedenius fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Aug 4, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


:stonkhat:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hedenius posted:



Grilled grasshoppers I had the other day in China. Were quite good. Surprisingly my 8 year old son wanted to try them and he loved them so much he asked us to order more.

I can’t, I just can’t. Reminds me of the awful Temple of Doom dinner scene.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Crickets/grasshoppers/locusts are pretty tasty, spiders too, but the spiders I had are not sustainable and getting wiped out, whereas the other stuff can essentially be farmed.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Cartoon Man posted:

I can’t, I just can’t. Reminds me of the awful Temple of Doom dinner scene.

I can't actually watch the temple of doom dinner scene now. Not because it's gross, and comically so, but how racist it all seems. They use things like monkey brains as a stand in for spice in food.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Hedenius posted:



Grilled grasshoppers I had the other day in China. Were quite good. Surprisingly my 8 year old son wanted to try them and he loved them so much he asked us to order more.

My niece made chocolate chip cookies out of "cricket flour" the other day. Called them Chocolate Chirp Cookies. My son calls them Chirpies. Everyone loves the loving bug cookies. I'm trying to be cool.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/5vj7pa6.mp4

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Cross post in the egg thread.

Those look amazing!

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


Egg my bread hole

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/wycxyF2.mp4

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


:stare:

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Also recommend never drinking from non-disposable cups from street vendors. Very common to get tea/coffee served that way, and that stuff is washed the same way.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

No big deal, that looks like a good thorough rinse with non-puddle water there at the end.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Puddle water is the secret ingredient.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


withak posted:

No big deal, that looks like a good thorough rinse with non-puddle water there at the end.

The rinse was puddle water but it was left out in the sun for the UV rays to kill all the Cholera.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Hedenius posted:



Grilled grasshoppers I had the other day in China. Were quite good. Surprisingly my 8 year old son wanted to try them and he loved them so much he asked us to order more.

Nice. If you see cicadas done the same way get those, they're excellent.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Hedenius posted:



Grilled grasshoppers I had the other day in China. Were quite good. Surprisingly my 8 year old son wanted to try them and he loved them so much he asked us to order more.

I used to get grossed out by the idea but then I realized I have no problem eating crustaceans, which are equally weird in the same way

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's because you get neat little claws to play around with after you're done eating. Bugs? The taste is its own reward, I guess :shrug:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Glottis posted:

I used to get grossed out by the idea but then I realized I have no problem eating crustaceans, which are equally weird in the same way

Honestly every bug I've eaten has been very good. I'm sure there are gross ones out there but if you can get past that first bite you'll enjoy yourself. Cicadas, grasshoppers, and crickets are all good starting points.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
I hate those goddamn shells getting stuck in your teeth. Novelty is fun but after that eh. I wish I tried scorpions, but little chance I’ll have somebody lose pay for a mainland China trip again, so it’s probably not gonna happen.

If you’re in areas where that’s popular (guangdon mostly, at least when I was traveling) IMO Drunken Shrimp is both another novelty and tastes a lot better.

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

Glottis posted:

I used to get grossed out by the idea but then I realized I have no problem eating crustaceans, which are equally weird in the same way

I think my issue with it is that crabs and lobsters, even though they're basically just the spiders and cockroaches of the ocean, are big enough that you aren't expected to eat the exoskeleton. If grasshoppers grew big enough to cut open and carve out the meat, that would be a lot more palatable to me. I do not want to crunch down on wings and legs and all that poo poo. Even shrimp get peeled first.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I ate toasted crickets once, they tasted like sunflower seeds.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

CuwiKhons posted:

I think my issue with it is that crabs and lobsters, even though they're basically just the spiders and cockroaches of the ocean, are big enough that you aren't expected to eat the exoskeleton. If grasshoppers grew big enough to cut open and carve out the meat, that would be a lot more palatable to me. I do not want to crunch down on wings and legs and all that poo poo. Even shrimp get peeled first.

I think bugs are good but this is a valid argument for people who don't like them. It's a fundamentally different experience to just pop the whole animal in your mouth versus cracking open the shell and pulling out the muscle in the tail or claws. I like them both but with the exception of the big tarantulas they eat in places like Cambodia there aren't any land arthropods that fulfill the same culinary role as most crabs, shrimp, lobsters, or crayfish.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
The problem isn’t the idea of the whole animal in concept — look how many pages the sardine thread has — it’s the texture of the grasshopper or cricket imo. Lot more people in the US and western Europe eat escargot, which is also a whole bug(?) but a totally different texture.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Anne Whateley posted:

Lot more people in the US and western Europe eat escargot, which is also a whole bug(?) but a totally different texture.

Snails are mollusks

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I’m posting it here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5O3ZmcDGhw

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

CuwiKhons posted:

I think my issue with it is that crabs and lobsters, even though they're basically just the spiders and cockroaches of the ocean, are big enough that you aren't expected to eat the exoskeleton. If grasshoppers grew big enough to cut open and carve out the meat, that would be a lot more palatable to me. I do not want to crunch down on wings and legs and all that poo poo. Even shrimp get peeled first.

I completely agree with your assertion that we need to breed giant grasshoppers for meat harvesting

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Glottis posted:

I completely agree with your assertion that we need to breed giant grasshoppers for meat harvesting

What could go wrong?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Glottis posted:

I completely agree with your assertion that we need to breed giant grasshoppers for meat harvesting

i've seen this movie, it was a dinosaur movie

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

Glottis posted:

I completely agree with your assertion that we need to breed giant grasshoppers for meat harvesting

They don't have to be that big. We don't need cow sized grasshoppers. They could be like lobster sized. Chicken sized at most. Surely nothing could go wrong with chicken sized grasshoppers. I foresee no negative consequences to this whatsoever.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Italian man in jorts and neckbeard reveal was the most horrifying part.

Definitely want to meet this narrator tho.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Remember to sharpen your meat cleaver before butchering your pasta, and always chop across the grain of the pasta flesh

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I think it's cool that they accidentally miked the lady in a porn shoot next door but decided to leave it in because it kinda lines up

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Just made my wife watch it and her theory is that they were at a house to film a porn and those are just the porn actors doing a viral food video for like, brownie points, and to use a nicer kitchen

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zone
Dec 6, 2016


:laffo: it certainly looks like something I'd expect to see in Bangalore!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Literal L O L

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


That owns

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Aug 6, 2023
Foreign Street Food: an intimate dining experience

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