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Every so often my friend group goes camping and I abandon all pretense of humanity wrt my diet. This would have been brought along for sure.
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I've had the orange crush cake and it was mid.
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I thought the orange crush cake was pretty good. Though, to be fair, my birthday cake is always orange jello poke cake with vanilla frosting. 
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Aug 5, 2023 07:11
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For me a great BD is carrot cake in the morning and a big ole slab of corn beef for dinner (followed by chunks of the carrot cake from the freezer later on)
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Elysiume posted:https://www.vxtiktok.com/@peachmangojuice777/video/7164934018348240170 How the gently caress does she have any fingers left
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Aug 5, 2023 09:36
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Butterfly Valley posted:How the gently caress does she have any fingers left Well, that knife seems to be extremely dull. Unsurprising, considering she uses a ceramic plate as a cutting board.
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Aug 5, 2023 09:55
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AARD VARKMAN posted:I thought the orange crush cake was pretty good. Though, to be fair, my birthday cake is always orange jello poke cake with vanilla frosting. i have never heard of poke cake but now i might try
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Aug 5, 2023 12:59
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:i have never heard of poke cake but now i might try Poke cake was posted a few pages ago???
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Aug 5, 2023 15:53
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Catpain Slack posted:Well, that knife seems to be extremely dull. Unsurprising, considering she uses a ceramic plate as a cutting board. God drat the "cutting on a plate" people need to be isolated someplace where nobody can witness them cut
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Aug 5, 2023 16:19
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We should supply them with those dumb polymer lumps they sell as lettuce knives.
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Aug 5, 2023 16:31
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Catpain Slack posted:Well, that knife seems to be extremely dull. Unsurprising, considering she uses a ceramic plate as a cutting board. Counterintuitively, dull knives are far more likely to harm you. Applying excess pressure, the knife slips and you've got human salami. A razor sharp blade just cuts what you want it to cut. That video legitimately made me anxious.
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a bunch of goons in their 40s show up to her dorm room with a set of knife stones and a printer.
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So about those French's Mustard Skittles... They were holding an event for them a subway ride away so I'd decided to go so I could submit myself to some awful candy. Who knows, maybe it'd turn out like the Hot Mustard Doritos and be sort of good?  They had a cornhole setup at the event, good cornholing would win you prizes. I won a mustard skittles fanny pack, plus the little swag bag with a few stickers and a bag of the skittles that everyone got.  They are not good. Not instant vomit, not even unpalatable, just simply bad candy. Imagine a low-key lemon skittle that has a vinegary, faintly mustardy undercurrent and aftertaste. I see maybe what they were going for with 'mixing two tangy things' but they fight rather than work together and it's just not a pleasant result. Thanks for coming to my bad candy TED talk.
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Aug 5, 2023 18:40
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:a bunch of goons in their 40s show up to her dorm room with a set of knife stones and a printer. I know this is a low effort attempt at humour, but I bought my mother a set of proper kitchen knives on a whim because it made my teeth itch watching her hack away at onions with a dull steak knife.
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Aug 5, 2023 18:45
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Hopefully you're okay with sharpening them for her for life.
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Ayndin posted:So about those French's Mustard Skittles... thank you for your service, this is a mitzvah
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Ayndin posted:mustard candy is yuck thank you for your service
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Charles Leclerc posted:I know this is a low effort attempt at humour, but I bought my mother a set of proper kitchen knives on a whim because it made my teeth itch watching her hack away at onions with a dull steak knife. I started taking it seriously when I almost chopped a finger entirely off because of a dull knife slipping. By popular demand posted:Hopefully you're okay with sharpening them for her for life. In this case I'd just get them one of those $150 machines. "Just drag it through each section ten times a side, mom." It'll wear out the knives faster than simply getting a good edge and re-honing before each use but she's not using top poo poo knives either so who cares plus you ain't gotta do poo poo, man. Dang It Bhabhi! has a new favorite as of 18:57 on Aug 5, 2023 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:i have never heard of poke cake but now i might try aka "Jello Surprise Cake"
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Aug 5, 2023 18:58
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Ayndin posted:
If you take a better picture of that sticker, I'll give it to you as a gang tag.
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Aug 5, 2023 19:01
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Thank you for your valiant cornholing efforts 
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Aug 5, 2023 19:09
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That fanny pack rules
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Captain Hygiene posted:Thank you for your valiant cornholing efforts This is why you always corn whole, never loose corn
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Aug 5, 2023 20:13
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:If you take a better picture of that sticker, I'll give it to you as a gang tag. I took better(?, I am poo poo with a camera) pictures of the three stickers in case anyone else wants to mess around with them.    I assume you meant the 'Now that's tangy candy!' one so I also scaled it down some.  My sisters are going to try the bad candy soon, I expect they'll be even less kind than I was!
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Ayndin posted:So about those French's Mustard Skittles...  
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By popular demand posted:Hopefully you're okay with sharpening them for her for life. That's exactly what has ended up happening lol. I love her and she was a good parent, so I don't mind having a reason to visit. Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I started taking it seriously when I almost chopped a finger entirely off because of a dull knife slipping. Lemme bring you a waste toner bottle.
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have at you thou knave
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Bro I live in full-body chainmail 24/7. It's a lifestyle.
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uber_stoat posted:have at you thou knave Nails are nature's chainmail. Who the gently caress is cutting vegetables in their palms??
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mandolin peeps, basically if you're doing one onion just dont be a coward. if you're doing 100 lbs of onions... time for some ppe
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do 100 lbs of onions with a weed hwacker on a tarp
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Charles Leclerc posted:I know this is a low effort attempt at humour, but I bought my mother a set of proper kitchen knives on a whim because it made my teeth itch watching her hack away at onions with a dull steak knife. A group of friends and I go to a beach house a few times a year that has a relatively well equipped kitchen except for a chef's knife. Somehow, the person who owns the beach house (family member of a friend) found a serrated chef's knife. I generally take responsibility for making one meal for the group each time we go - and I bring my own knife now.
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Shooting Blanks posted:A group of friends and I go to a beach house a few times a year that has a relatively well equipped kitchen except for a chef's knife. Somehow, the person who owns the beach house (family member of a friend) found a serrated chef's knife. I generally take responsibility for making one meal for the group each time we go - and I bring my own knife now. 
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Get one of the adjustable standing mandolins so you can mandolin without getting near the blade. https://www.amazon.com/ONCE-ALL-Multifunctional-Appliance-Vegetables/dp/B07PSGP69B/ Schubalts has a new favorite as of 22:15 on Aug 5, 2023 |
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Ayndin posted:
Also, all of those stickers own. 10/10 trip report.
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Shooting Blanks posted:A group of friends and I go to a beach house a few times a year that has a relatively well equipped kitchen except for a chef's knife. Somehow, the person who owns the beach house (family member of a friend) found a serrated chef's knife. I generally take responsibility for making one meal for the group each time we go - and I bring my own knife now. Lmao, do they mean a bread knife by "serrated chef knife"?
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Going to the kitchen to cut some veggies like: The staff is for the stuff that has been sitting in the back of the fridge for several months
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