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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
What about William Morrisey? Has anyone seen him and Big Bill in the same room?

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
big bill rules

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Yeah, i agree

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


rule #1: be real fuckin' big

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i wish ZHamburglar wouldn't have abandoned me in the big bill thread.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


There's no friggin way Satnam is bigger than Big Bill, there's not even a size indicator in his name. Satnam could translate to Small Singh for all I know (I refuse to look it up or learn sanskrit)

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Hirez posted:

What about William Morrisey? Has anyone seen him and Big Bill in the same room?

The Assassination Of The Outlaw W Morrisey By Big Bill

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.

Cavauro posted:

i wish ZHamburglar wouldn't have abandoned me in the big bill thread.

Im here for you baby, and we’ve always been best friends.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Gargantuan Giraffe

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Big bill and the vanilla gorilla

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i agree with whoever said big and bigger

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

That was the most 80s wrestling promo I've heard in awhile.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Big Bill was going to be in Ant Man 3, but they cut his part once they realized nobody would ever believe someone could shrink Big Bill. He's just too big.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

we're back in a big bill kind of way

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

So face paint for Big Bill and Cage y/n?
I begrudging opt for no for now. Jeans and face paint don't match. And Big Bill just does not have a Road Warriors vibe. He's just a big version of a normal dude.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ChrisBTY posted:

So face paint for Big Bill and Cage y/n?
I begrudging opt for no for now. Jeans and face paint don't match. And Big Bill just does not have a Road Warriors vibe. He's just a big version of a normal dude.

And? No, but cage can wear face paint if he wants to

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Captain Foo posted:

And? No, but cage can wear face paint if he wants to

Ok. No paint but Bill needs to replace his pants with giraffe print long boys.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



just a big song and dance routine

https://i.imgur.com/9sD2lQ1.mp4

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I kinda wish they'd made more mention of the fact that Bill's wrestled FTR a lot in the past. (Hell, them being able to make nZo look good is half the reason people started to notice them.)

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I think I'm fine with as little allusion or mention of Enzo as possible personally.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Suplex Liberace posted:

just a big song and dance routine

https://i.imgur.com/9sD2lQ1.mp4

A man of big talents.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

big bill bill

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
exactly as big as he needs to be

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
On that topic, I think "we want Enzo" might be my least favorite chant in wrestling. Dude has worked his rear end off and people are still just chanting for some dumbass clown.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I want Enzo, so I can watch Big Bill shoot punch that prick’s head off in a big way.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I like that whenever someone tries to chant that they're almost always shut down with a "NO WE DON'T" chant. Big Bill is his own man. :colbert:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


edogawa rando posted:

I want Enzo, so I can watch Big Bill shoot punch that prick’s head off in a big way.

Buddy, EVERYTHING Bill does is in a Big way

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Big Bill is so big that if he joins Mogul Embassy full time they'll have to rename the stable "Big Bill".

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Big Bill is so big that there’s only one person bigger than him, and that person’s name is Big Bill

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Big Bill isn't even 7 feet tall so he's not that big.
On the plus side he didn't have to retire at 30 like Yao Ming and possibly Satnam Singh. Or spend a decade with the flexibility of a church gargoyle like Great Khali.
People weren't meant to be that big.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Bonk posted:

Big Bill is so big that if he joins Mogul Embassy full time they'll have to rename the stable "Big Bill".

Mogul Em-BILL-y

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

ChrisBTY posted:

Big Bill isn't even 7 feet tall so he's not that big.
On the plus side he didn't have to retire at 30 like Yao Ming and possibly Satnam Singh. Or spend a decade with the flexibility of a church gargoyle like Great Khali.
People weren't meant to be that big.

MODS!?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I saw this at the museum today. WOAH! Not sure I appreciated how small he was compared to real giants

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ChrisBTY posted:

Big Bill isn't even 7 feet tall so he's not that big.
On the plus side he didn't have to retire at 30 like Yao Ming and possibly Satnam Singh. Or spend a decade with the flexibility of a church gargoyle like Great Khali.
People weren't meant to be that big.

He is 7' tall, many do not know this but here is Big Bill under a previous gimmick:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

“Big” cass: you can’t TEACH being 7 ft tall

Braun: 99 is the biggest two digit number

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

That DICK! posted:

I saw this at the museum today. WOAH! Not sure I appreciated how small he was compared to real giants



Oh there you go, trying to convince us that tiny little Big Show is actually big.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

That DICK! posted:

“Big” cass: you can’t TEACH being 7 ft tall

Braun: 99 is the biggest two digit number

Aaron Judge: I got to hold this belt because MLB had them throw me juiced baseballs

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


That DICK! posted:

I saw this at the museum today. WOAH! Not sure I appreciated how small he was compared to real giants



This looks photoshopped

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