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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Frank Frank posted:

I got probed for cannibalism once

Are you secretly the leg ham guy

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Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

this is technically also true of the child

And of their mom.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Thanks for bringing up this ancient vine in my brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6gNxLUZkpE

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

darkwasthenight posted:

If I had a dollar for every time somebody made chilli from their placenta and posted it on here I'd have a dollar.

It is literally free meat. You'd be a fool not to.

KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer
Now I have to watch the Plasagna episode of the Katering show again.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

KDdidit posted:

Now I have to watch the Plasagna episode of the Katering show again.

Cause who doesnt love lasagna with its bechamel sauce and placenta?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

It is literally free meat. You'd be a fool not to.
Define "free" here because the whole process seems actually quite expensive.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


It's like how company 401k matching is free money. It's really just a part of your regular compensation package and you're losing out if you're not taking everything you can.

With as much as it costs to get a hospital room they'd better offer little takeout containers for the placenta.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ianpauldukes/status/1687533208215420928

https://twitter.com/Braingetter/status/1318788973813268482

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/postfilm/status/1687420611503505408


https://twitter.com/craiguito/status/1687585976179109889

https://twitter.com/naamanzhou/status/1687258993788604418

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
can we have like all the scientists just have a conduct off WSOP style already

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Alan Smithee posted:

can we have like all the scientists just have a conduct off WSOP style already

Devolves immediately into arguments about blind bets

Im here for it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*does the one hand stack with chips but the chips all float*

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


I’m reading it in the Oscars voice

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
:ohdear:
https://twitter.com/Braingetter/status/1687813886634754048?s=20

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
This thread brought back deep, long repressed memories of days gone by

https://twitter.com/WavePrism_/status/1686573029126533120

someone also saved the thread on tumblr

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Who'da thunk the shambling carcass of Tumblr would outlive Twitter

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

KDdidit posted:

Now I have to watch the Plasagna every episode of the Katering show again.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/brendonsmall/status/1687900428674158592

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

Screaming Idiot posted:

Who'da thunk the shambling carcass of Tumblr would outlive Twitter

They took out all the rear end, now it's just carc.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

:captainpop:

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Brendon small :unsmith:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jetgreguar/status/1687887196932685824

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

:dafuq:

https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/1687708112298659840

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://twitter.com/JustinWhang/status/1687705340488372224?t=FoHBjmDb2JTVaeyQ4U0pZA&s=19

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Did that guy steal the sandwich. Is that what I'm reading between the lines here

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/Julia_CaSsian/status/1687548578892263424

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


:pusheen:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

μωμ what’s this

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY
The bastard removed identifying promoted tweets! They're all just mixed in with replies now which makes it a lot harder to just block the account of any promoted tweets I get :argh:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

The bastard removed identifying promoted tweets! They're all just mixed in with replies now which makes it a lot harder to just block the account of any promoted tweets I get :argh:

Reinventing and democratizing payola

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

The bastard removed identifying promoted tweets! They're all just mixed in with replies now which makes it a lot harder to just block the account of any promoted tweets I get :argh:

wait really? i thought my app was updated because its all x branded now but i still see the little promoted tag

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

The bastard removed identifying promoted tweets! They're all just mixed in with replies now which makes it a lot harder to just block the account of any promoted tweets I get :argh:

Just delete the app

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I noticed that now, up near the three-dot menu, it now says “Ad” instead of the fine print beneath the tweet.

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Blue Moonlight posted:

I noticed that now, up near the three-dot menu, it now says “Ad” instead of the fine print beneath the tweet.

Oh, THANK YOU! That's at least SOMEthing.

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Just delete the app

Pssshhhh like I would use an APP to read a website interface.

<Posted from Awful App>

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY
OK someone's loving with this on the fly because NOW there's a giant "PROMOTED TWEET" at the top of each one. Wonder if someone's gonna get fired for that.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




I wanna know where I can get a sandwich so good I’m fully prepared to poo poo myself three times after eating it.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

EL BROMANCE posted:

I wanna know where I can get a sandwich so good I’m fully prepared to poo poo myself three times after eating it.

...why?

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Don't kinkshame

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