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ponzicar posted:Watch one of her music videos; you'll also wish them harm. Could someone link their best music please
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Quotey posted:Could someone link their best music please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9jstO5KpCY Don't be put off by the length, the music is right at the start be put off by everything else though
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Boxturret posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9jstO5KpCY I have to remind myself constantly that this is the person who stole a ton of Bitcoin and was caught and convicted for laundering it.
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zedprime posted:Protestantism was formed partially in response to the Catholic practice of buying your way out of sins. Very free market approach to going to heaven that that communist Luther wanted to do away with. Where religions come from and how they're actually practiced in the modern day rarely having any meaningful connections without looking at the very important context between those things. There's a lot more with Calvinism, puritanism, and various flavours of just world fallacy and nofunallowed.jpg inextricably intertwined with medieval, renaissance and early modern power structures and culture.
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Foo Diddley posted:got my normal phone, my work phone, my crimes phone, my cheatin phone, my gacha game phone, my sendin unsolicited dick pics phone... there's a lot to keep track of! let's see you do it without labeled baggies, smart guy (They’re all crime phones)
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Aug 5, 2023 09:16
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I can fix her
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Aug 5, 2023 10:29
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Martha Stewart also went to jail so I see no obvious problems here. Martha was actually cool tho.
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Aug 5, 2023 10:39
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The person responsible for this video is still at large unfortunately. https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6924155363889515781
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Aug 5, 2023 10:59
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Aug 5, 2023 12:13
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did she get to keep her bitcoin billions
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Aug 5, 2023 12:18
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https://gizmodo.com/razzlekhan-husband-plead-guilty-to-laundering-bitcoin-1850707445quote:While promoting her crypto-rap career, Morgan and Lichtenstein were conducting an elaborate plan to launder Bitfinex bitcoins. The couple split the Bitcoin into small amounts and then transferred it to thousands of crypto wallets using fake identities. They purchased gold coins, mixed the stolen funds with outside criminal cryptocurrency on Alphabay, a darknet marketplace, and created shell companies to make their stolen Bitcoin look legitimate. quote:However, Morgan and Lichtenstein’s undoing came when they used the stolen Bitcoin to purchase Walmart vouchers, creating a trail that authorities were able to trace back to the couple’s Manhattan apartment. “Police were able to link the Walmart gift cards back to some of the proceeds of the Bitfinex hack, which then opened up further investigation,” Jonathan Levin, founder of cryptocurrency investigators Chainalysis which was involved in the investigation, told the BBC. lmao
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Aug 5, 2023 12:21
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DerekSmartymans posted:Biggie Scams Baggie Smalls
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Boxturret posted:At least I think she was calling herself the turkish martha stewart, that might have just been some words she thought rhymed. Found PhazonLink's alt!
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Aug 5, 2023 14:09
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ponzicar posted:Watch one of her music videos; you'll also wish them harm. Nah. If your options are to live a middling life getting no where working or steal billions in Bitcoin and try to make it real, I don’t even think laundering it should be a crime. If being stupid on the internet deserved harm, this website would be a premium hunting ground.
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Aug 5, 2023 16:28
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This is bitcoiners stealing from bitcoiners, they are all losers and should all go to jail.
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Aug 5, 2023 16:45
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But if she goes to prison that might end up with her being a legit rapper and I don't know if the world can handle something like that
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Aug 5, 2023 16:48
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I don't think she should go to jail. I mean, having watched her rapping, I'm pretty sure that would be cruel and unusual punishment for the other prisoners she'd be stuck with.
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Aug 5, 2023 17:16
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Anyone say "Razzleconned" yet?
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Cyrano4747 posted:I don't think she should go to jail. actually doing some time in prison will likely just enhance her 'street cred' (short for 'street credibility') thus giving a massive boost to her rap career
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Aug 5, 2023 18:03
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We laugh now, but in 15 years zebra skeleton berazzeled leather jackets will be the hottest fashion.
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Aug 5, 2023 18:07
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god imagine having a taste of that much money and you lose it to walmart laundering lmao
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Alan Smithee posted:god imagine having a taste of that much money and you lose it to walmart laundering lmao they should have studied the old ways and simply exchanged their bitcoin for a pillow case full of giftcards in the parking lot outside walmart, as satoshi intended
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Aug 5, 2023 18:40
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they strayed from the light of Amazon
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Alan Smithee posted:god imagine having a taste of that much money and you lose it to walmart laundering lmao Should have just laundered Bitcoin for drugs and then laundered the drug money like a respectable drug dealer.
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Aug 5, 2023 18:43
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should have just hoarded all the bitscoin and waited for it to become the world currency
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Aug 5, 2023 20:39
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Why didn't they just use a money washer like tornado (?). Bitcoins whole thing that it's both somehow trackable and anonymous throws me for a loop. Like I get that it's objectively a money laundering vehicle, but it just seems so unsuitable for that.
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Aug 5, 2023 21:32
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Pseudo-anonymous. You know the wallets money goes from and to, but not who “owns” the wallets. The latter can be known just not from the chain alone.
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Aug 5, 2023 21:56
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IAmThatIs posted:Why didn't they just use a money washer like tornado (?). Bitcoins whole thing that it's both somehow trackable and anonymous throws me for a loop. Like I get that it's objectively a money laundering vehicle, but it just seems so unsuitable for that. Cops actually love bitcoin because of how easy it makes it to track crimes, so it is functionally worthless for anything other than liberating idiots of their money.
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Aug 5, 2023 22:20
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IAmThatIs posted:Why didn't they just use a money washer like tornado (?). Bitcoins whole thing that it's both somehow trackable and anonymous throws me for a loop. Like I get that it's objectively a money laundering vehicle, but it just seems so unsuitable for that. They were doing things just like that but I think they had far too much to use the dilution tools effectively. They all work best if your coins are a very small amount of illegal mixing pot.
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Aug 5, 2023 22:23
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IAmThatIs posted:Why didn't they just use a money washer like tornado (?). Bitcoins whole thing that it's both somehow trackable and anonymous throws me for a loop. Like I get that it's objectively a money laundering vehicle, but it just seems so unsuitable for that. The «problem» with tornado and other mixers is that it’s like hanging up a giant neon sign saying «these coins are involved in money laundering!» Sure, you don’t know which crime the money came from, but most services will refuse them as a customer. But if they instead do some bespoke artisanal laundering, it will be less obvious. Of course, when they do it like that, the chance of a slip up or mistake increases considerably
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Quotey posted:Could someone link their best music please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjzTt1SHIU
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Aug 5, 2023 22:27
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Absolutely doesn't need to be fixed
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Aug 5, 2023 22:43
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BigBadSteve posted:This is good for Bitcoin.
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Aug 5, 2023 23:18
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The greatest trick Satoshi ever pulled was convincing the world Bitcoin was anonymous.
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That was his ancestor, our dear agent is CARL MARK FORCE V
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Aug 6, 2023 00:35
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Carl Mark Force IV got 6.5 years of jail in a plea deal in 2015 so theoretically he should be out by now and having paid his debt to society he's hopefully gone back to doing what he does best: extorting bitcoin kingpins
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I can't get over that CARL MARK FORCE IV's cover was pretending to be a french maid called Carla who has many male friends 
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